Daryl Andrew Rummens (initials backwards are R.A.D.) fell out of his mother's womb on February 13, 1982. The stupid imbilical cord almost choked him upon his exit so he decided to flex his young, tender neck muscles and burst the cord into afterbirth oblivion. (Fine, I didn't do that but I really did get choked by the imbilical cord, ask my mom.) Years passed and Daryl acted like a wacky little kid here and there. In elementary school he did his fair amount of goofing off. Why he acted the way he did, he did not know. He had an urge to make people laugh. This awkward behavior could not be pin-pointed, but it was acknowledged by those around him. This resulted in his receiving most outgoing in junior high and "Next Adam Sandler" in the senior superlatives category. After highschool, Daryl attended the nearby Moorpark Junior College and wasn't really sure what direction he wanted to go. He took classes that interested him and felt the need to enroll in entertainment type classes such as Acting for Film and Television and Improvisational Comedy. Daryl finally felt like he find something that fit him. Being able to be creative, weird and funny all at the same time, this would be a great outlet! After doing stand up comedy for the first time in his Improv Comedy Class Showcase in December of 2002, he continued to pursue stand up comedy by performing in a few open mic's in the Los Angeles area, setting up his own local stand up comedy shows that produced, hosted, and performed in and doing stuff in other related comedic arenas. He is now in the process of accumulating and executing more of his comedic ideas and goals, expressing himself in new creative fashions, and progressing in positive life adventures. Now in 2006 he is producing his own weekly comedy show in Camarillo entitled "Comedy Extravaganza Bonanza" which features top comedians from Comedy Central, HBO, Lettermen, Leno, Kilborn, Carson Daly, etc.and giggin' all over So Cal with intentions of going on tour and taking the next steps in his comedy career. Keep an eye out for Daryl because he likes people with one empty eye socket. Thanks and salutations, because now, I am done writing about myself. Great, now I'm talking to myself about myself in the third person. Oh fuck, now I'm thinking about talking to myself while talking about thinking of myself in the fifth person. Darn...
Website
DarylRummens.com
Daryl Rummens's Interests
General
www.DarylRummens.com for comedy and bullshit,...low down ho'down jimmy jamblin, bo-bastic madness radness, rage in an invisible cage, slap jimmy page, gnarness with no harness, life is once, go it up, charge it like a marge simpson, use yer pimpson, walk with a limpson, go nuts, no if ands or buts, pet mutts, grab butts, get out of ruts, just do it, not like nike, go on a hikey, yer drink i spikey, ...psychey, u i might likey, lets go get saucy, be careful dont slip on mossy, yer fake ID, it look glossy, me no likey u bein bossy, without legitamite reason, hence yer accused of treason, of yer mind, yer thoughts in a bind, not one of a kind, something hopefully u will find, benefits to me, some in sight, serious a tad, yoda-like?...rad, back to fun, think im done....I also like self educating, pepperoncinis, cilantro, doing and going to comedy and music shows, laughing at the thoughts in my head, drums, guitar, roller hockey, tennis, sketches, fascination, astonishment, love...
WATCH THESE!!
Admiral Angry, After the Burial, Alarum, A Long Winter, As I Lay Dying, At The Gates, Auberon, The Blinding Light, The Blue Meanies, Blue Sky Mile, Between The Buried and Me, Brazil, Botch, Broken Hope, Caffiends, Candiria, Casket Lottery, Chastisement, Children of Bodom, Control Denied, The Crown, Cryptopsy, Curl Up and Die, Cylob, Deadwater Drowning, Decapitated, Decameron, Devourment, Defleshed, Depeche Mode, Despised Icon, Diabolical Masquerade, Dissection, Don Caballero, Donuts N' Glory, Dying fetus, Dragon Force, Embodyment, End of All, Estradasphere, Eradykate, Extol, Forever is Forgotten, For The Love Of, Fuck Emos, The Fucking Champs, Gardenian, Gates of Ishtar, Glass Casket, Hella, Helmet, Hoes With Attitude, Hum, Infestdead, Internal Bleeding, Into the Moat, Invocator, Kill The Slavemaster, Lifetime, Look What I Did, Mae, Martyr, Meshuggah, Minus the Bear, Mnemic, Motive, Mr. Bungle, Mu330, Napalm Death, Necrophagist, Nodes Of Ranvier, No Means No, Nuclear Rabbit, Odious Sanction, Omega Man, One Eye Open, Oppressor, Origin, Prayer for Cleansing, Primus, Psyopus, The Rasmus, Reflux, Sausage, Scarlet, Sceptic, Secret Chiefs 3, Shai Hulud, Shudder To Think, Skankin Pickle, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Soilwork, Soulscar, Spiral Architect, Splattered Cadaver, Spookey Ruben, Taken, Textures, Vehemence, Veil of Maya, Vile, Vomit Remnants, Ween, Whippersnapper, U-ziq, The Year Of Our Lord, Zegota,
Movies
Anchorman, Braveheart, CKYs, Dancin' Grannies, D.A.R.Y.L, Dirty Work, Drunken Monkey Kung Fu, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Evil Alien Conquerors, The Game, Guess Who, Gymkata, Idiocracy, I Heart Huckabees, Kung Fu Hustle, Laughing Club of India, Man of the Year, Oldboy, Rat Race, Raw (Eddie Murphy's Stand Up), Rize, Run Ronnie Run, The Secret, Shaolin Soccer, Shaun Of The Dead, What the Bleep Do We Know
Television
Drawn Together, Shorties Watchin' Shorties, The Head, Chapelle Show, Premium Blend, Comedy Central Presents, MXC, WONDER SHOWZEN
Books
1984, Brave New World, Business 2.0, Buddhism is Not What You Think by Steve Hagen, Business Week, Games People Play by Eric Bern, Ghost in the Atom, Entangled Minds by Dean Radin, Food of the Gods by Terence Mckenna, FREEDOM THROUGH HIGHER AWARENESS by Wayne Dyer (book on Tape) Fuzzy Logic, How to be twice as Smart by Scott Witt, How to Have High Self Esteem (book on tape), How to Argue and Win Everytime (book on tape), The Inner Life by Hazrat Inayat Khan, The Invisible Landscape by Terence Mckenna, Optimism- The Biology of Hope by Lionel Tiger, The Quantam World by Kenneth W. Ford, Sphere, Theosophy, Philosophy textbook, Logic textbook, The Success Principles by Jack Canfield, Take Me To Truth: Undoing the Ego by Nouk Sanchez & Vieira
Heroes
Not really heroes, but rather peeps who have influenced me or tore it up in their respected areas......People who make shit happen. People who say wut they mean and stick to it. People who have ambishunition. People who have a goal and achieve it no matter what how many fuck faces get in the way and fuck shit up. Influences, people or groups who succeed hard, or people who break new ground in comedy, bands, music or wherever are: Alex Jones, Alex Thomas, Bam Margera, Bill Hicks, Bobby Lee, Candace Pert, Cele Castillo, China Man, Dane Cook, Dan Gabriel, Daniel Abrahamson, Daniel Tosh, Debbie Kaspar, Doug Stanhope, Eric Schwartz, Fahim Anwar, George Carlin, Glenn Wool, Greg Hahn, Greg Warren, The Greg Wilson, Henry Rollins, Jamie Foxx, Jason Rouse, Jim Jeffries, Jimmy Shubert, Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz, Kenny Kane, Kyle Dunnigan, Kyle Kinane, Kyle Maynard, Lavell Crawford, Louis C.K, Martin Lawrence, Mike Birbiglia, Mitch Hedberg, Nate Craig, Nick Swardson, Orny Adams, Peter Gaulke, Rodney Perry, Rupert Sheldrake, Ryan Blair, Sam Tripoli, Skyler Stone, Steve Aoki, Steve Martin, Tim Leary, TERENCE MCKENNA, T.K. Kirkland, Tommy Davidson, Tom Papa, Tracy Morgan, Vic Dunlop, Wayne Dyer, Yellowcard, Zack Galifinakis, and these cool quotes compiled on my website that motivate or are interesting. Umm, yea wutever fuck all these limiting questions and shiatttttt! And as Eva B says...Hero="Anyone who goes for what they want regardless of what others think or how much money they get or lose at the end of the day." People who can use reason and explain things down to the unexplainable and still try to make good sense of it... heeh think about it, ....
About me: www.DarylRummens.com...Massive amounts of "progressive" F-in around, Stand up Comic and other comedy stuff, Laughing balls at some of the shit i see and read on myspace, playing guitar in a band Hershiser, guitar, playin drums in one of the my old bands Herese, music, "weird" shit, umm yea, don't judge a person by their book cover, oh wait, umm, word son. Bunny Ears On Celebs, Kinda
"By putting the art pedal to the metal we really, I think, maximize our humanness and become much more necessary and incomprehensible to the machines" - Terence McKenna (1946-2000)
If your done with borings nights in the 805 area, this will definitely give u a Master's Degree in Funology! Email ComedyExtravaganzaBonanza@gmail.com to be added to the mailing list or click the link above for more info. Anyone who has micro-atom of a good reason to interact, IM for any reason, dont be a puss.. if u have any inkling that we may benefit in any way, shape or form by communicating w/ each other, then hit me up, don't regret things in life, even the smallest things, "Life is once, Go it up" AIM=DeLDeL82...yer being a puss.
