About me:
The following information may answer some questions you may have.
Q: How do you pronounce your last name?
A: When/Win
Q: I know someone with your last name, are you related to them?
A: Yes, every single one of them.
Q: So what are you, Japanese or Chinese?
A: Neither
Q: Dude that guy is Asian. Is he your brother?
A: You bet he is.
Q: Do you speak Chinese?
A: Only when I have something bad to say about you.
Q: Are your parents communist?
A: Think about this one. Who's going to answer this one with a yes?
Q: Do you know how to use chopsticks?
A: I always keep a pair in my back pocket.
Q: How come all Asian people...
A: I probably won't even acknowledge your question.
Q: Do you believe in interracial dating?
A: I don't like NASCAR.
Q: So I have this friend who is Asian. Would you want to go on a date with her?
A: I have this friend who is white, so that obviously means you would want to date him (or they could possibly be your sibling.)
Q: Can I sit next to you? You must be really smart because you're Asian.
A: Don't sit next to me just because I'm Asian.
Q: Do you know karate?
A: Why do you think Chuck Norris started acting?
Q: Have I met you before? (No.) I swear I've seen you before. (I'm pretty sure I've never seen your face before.) Oh I know, you were over at Gordon's (Insert random person's name) house that one day!
A: WHO THE HECK IS GORDON?
There are a lot more that I'm forgetting. If I think of them, I'll put them up here.
Who I'd like to meet:
Andy Griffith, someone to hangout with, anyone that likes to meat while they meet.
Comments
Oct 1 2009 2:57 AM
May 13 2009 8:34 AM
Apr 13 2009 7:45 PM
Mar 20 2009 7:11 PM
Take care and keep standing!
Jaclyn North
Feb 24 2009 7:13 AM
Hey!
Jan 9 2009 4:41 PM
Dec 20 2008 12:41 AM
Take care and keep standing!
Jaclyn North
Dec 19 2008 4:50 PM
Nov 10 2008 7:08 PM
Have a great week and I hope to see ya soon!
Jeff
Oct 19 2008 8:34 PM
Oct 3 2008 1:18 PM
Sep 25 2008 4:15 PM
Aug 13 2008 8:35 PM
Aug 12 2008 4:21 PM
Jul 20 2008 10:33 PM
Jun 23 2008 3:48 PM
Great seeing you at the barbeque last week! I totally forgot about "Cincinnati"! Yeah, I like that song too. Thanks. :-)
Have a good week
Andrea
May 19 2008 6:50 PM
May 18 2008 5:06 PM
Thanks again for your donation for my ride in the tour de cure. I rode 50 k with Alisa. I wish you could have seen how much it meant to everyone there. 900 riders this year.
Kris
May 18 2008 3:12 AM
Kris
May 13 2008 12:08 AM
I will be there in less than two weeks!
May 12 2008 3:09 PM
Who are you staying with in Springfield? and what are you doing?
May 7 2008 3:53 PM
Are you working? And when are you coming down for graduation?
May 2 2008 10:12 PM
Apr 28 2008 1:23 AM
Z
Mar 9 2008 3:17 PM
I hope you are having fun taking over this little town.
Kris