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Adventurous Spirit You've always wanted to throw caution to the wind and get out there and live. Well this is your summer to do it. Jump in a car with a map and an i-pod and plan a road trip with your friends. Go where ever the wind takes you. Surf, rock climb, break out your adventurous spirit and see the world. You never know what you may find.
You can look at it like this. When you go to the club, you pay your cover charge to the door staff and go inside, where you hear the music the DJ is spinning. Think of the Internet like a nightclub, and your ISP is the door staff - give them money and they grant you access. You don't pay extra to hear the music, it's just THERE. And there's definitely nobody keeping track of what the DJ plays, how long each record spins and how many people hear it. That would be just ridiculous. But that's exactly what the corporate music monster wants to do to your Internet radio access. If you care about independent music (or hell, even if you don't!), please get involved and support groups like savenetradio.org so that small record labels, independent broadcasters and your favorite garage bands and DJ's can all be heard, by us and by future generations. Don't let the corporate machine ruin this still new and emerging medium before it even hits its stride.
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Five Towns College
Dix Hills, NY
Graduated: 2000
Student status: Alumni
Major: Pimpology
Minor: Causing A Ruckus
Clubs: Unpaved Parking Lot Smoking Team, Varsity Abandoned Hospital Breaking & Entering Squad (All-county), Secret Brotherhood of the Graveyard in the Woods, Dean's List For Underachievement
Greek:
Delta Tau Xi
1996 to 1998
Walt Whitman Hs
Huntington Station, NY
Graduated: 1996
Student status: Alumni
Major: Cutting Class
Minor: Chasing Tail
Clubs: LAMPLiGHTERS (stage crew), CenterStage (drama club...often literally), Newspaper, Students Against Drunk Driving (SADD), Photo Club, Smoking Behind the 100 Wing aka the Block, behind the Band Room, and by the hole in the fence by McDonald's and Dunkin Donuts. Varsity Letter in Being On The Hill. Advanced Placement Mallrat during Senior Year.
Greek:
Delta Tau Xi
Founder and Editor-In-Chief of small underground multi-topical e-zine as described and linked to elsewhere in this profile page. I am also a fantastic editor of other people's crappy spelling, shitty grammar and nonsensical sentence structure.
Besides print editing, I am also moderately proficient in processing, mix-down and postproduction on other people's tracks, as well as creating original electronic musical compositions featuring sequenced samples drawn from third-party sounds.
I seem to be pretty good at fixing people's computers, but I guess it's probably only a matter of time before I screw something up. This stuff comes pretty easily for me though, and I wonder if I shouldn't maybe try to do this for money.
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'97-'99
Orange & White Taxi The Rail, US Shoes Night Line
'03-present
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Well, they deleted my real profiles. (June 2007) This is more drama to continue the tradition of life f#cking me ↑↑ every summer. I live for this time of year and all I want to do is have fun, yet frequently I find that some complete bullsh1t will come along to ruin it for me.
I'm not pimping this profile, not gonna change any colors, not filling it out. I have all the codes from my old ones, but obviously I'd still have to re-do the companies, schools, blog, here-for, videos, etc. and I'm too busy with RL. ("Real Life," to the unacronyzed) That's why um, they shouldn't have deleted me. idk. Here you can see that we all lose, which is actually against MY f#cking terms of service (see below). Oh wait, I think I just cussed, will they delete me again?
Oct. 2007 - Update 1: You may have realized this already, but it seems I've tweaked a color or two after all. Really, I ought to just update the whole About Me section but apparently it makes more sense for me to go to the trouble of typing up a little red announcement that one of these days I'm gonna get around to updating my profile. Yup, perfectly fcuking logical.
Update 2 - Jan. 2008: As far as good information goes, here's what you need to know. Dateline 4:20 Online is the continuation of the original Dateline 4:20, which began in 1996 and which was a kind of continuation of The Wisconsin Tribune, which I used to write in early junior high, or "middle school" as they insist on calling it these days. In any case, it's not a blog, it's not a fanzine, it's an online newspaper you can print out and keep! Whatever the hell that means. I'm not even sure whether there is such a thing as an e-zine, but if it exists DL4 is it. The content covers topics that include music, the law, the Internet, pop culture, current events, sports, new gadget reviews, music reviews, how-to's, anything you want. It depends on what kind of mischief I and my editorial staff have been getting into that week, or month, or whatever.
Unsolicited reader submissions are welcomed.
For the 2007 Christmas issue, we did a commemorative PDF re-release of the original Dateline 4:20 first edition series. Due to recent power moves in the IT department, we have also uncovered an archive of all the original Dateline 4:20 data files and will be working to parlay this into a promotional barrage of digital diarrhea in the very near future.
For further information, please consult the blog marked "Shoe Links" or whatever the hell I've renamed it to.
Y'all have a nice day now, and thanks for your time.
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Home Page Link!
Update 3 - Summer 2008 I've decided it's high time to just post the damn link already, instead of making you poor bastards jump through hoops on my myspace blog to find the URL.
ANOTHER FRICKIN UPDATE: Just a quick one this time. I think it's necessary to make mention of the fact that although the brand franchise contains the phrase "4:20" in the title, as of Summer 2008 I no longer drink or use drugs. I don't intend to promote or condemn any similar such behavior on the part of others, because I respect the individual's right to choose. Anybody who actually logs on and reads Dateline will get as much information - and opinion - as they can possibly handle. All I'm saying is that me, personally, put all that sh1t down for good this summer, and I couldn't be happier. This of course dovetails with Rule Number Four (see below), which is still actively in force, and now that I've said it in print on a public Web page, you know this sh1t's official. "THANKS FOR LETTING ME UPDATE!" See you f#ckers on the beach, how ya doin.
PLEASE NOTE: As of June 1st, 2009, I still like this Frankenstein of an "About Me" section well enough that I don't feel like giving it a total makeover, but you may notice some changes and improvements elsewhere around the page. Then again, you may not.
So yeah, this is gonna be the world's most boring profile until I'm good and ready to do something about it. I'm kinda busy trying to have a summer to do anything about it yet. But I do wanna re-add everybody, which in some cases is impossible since ppl have their sh1t set to only accept if you know their last name, which I don't in some cases. What a waste of a day this is turning out to be. Thanks again, Tom.
I sent them an email asking about it and received an automated reply explaining how to post a bulletin.
I'm frequently very helpful. Any review of my history and/or conduct will establish and prove that I'm every bit the good citizen, both online and in real life, that I claim to be (and then some). People seem to rather talk sh1t behind your back than let you know to your face there is a problem, then they wonder why nothing ever gets fixed. F#ckin' brilliant.
MYSPACE PERSONNEL: If any site staff should happen to be reading this, be sure and let me know if there are any issues or concerns regarding the content appearing within this profile page. Please contact me at your earliest possible convenience and I will take immediate corrective action in order to maintain and preserve my good name and standing. That's word to Tom's mother.
THE RULES.
We have a few simple rules here. Ordinarily I'm not big on rules and such, but these are derived from hard experience, as is almost all of the informational content you will find here. There is no hype, no BS, and nothing is done "for show." As ever, we stand behind the integrity of all that we represent.
Our rules are few, they are simple, and they will be enforced by any means necessary and to the greatest possible extent.
1. Every day is Christmas.
2. It's Summer all year long.
3. Everybody goes home a winner.
4. Sorry, ladies, the d1ck bank is closed. THiS MEANS YOU!
That is all.
Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have medium extroversion.
You're not the life of the party, but you do show up for the party.
Sometimes you are full of energy and open to new social experiences.
But you also need to hibernate and enjoy your "down time."
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything.
It's pretty obvious that you don't make basic grammatical errors.
If anything, you're annoyed when people make simple mistakes on their blogs.
As far as people with bad grammar go, you know they're only human.
And it's humanity and its current condition that truly disturb you sometimes.
Whether you're a real girl or not, you sure act like one sometimes.
Frequent phone tag and long talks about the future -- that's what a
relationship means to you. You keep your mind on your partner and your
friends updated on all the latest news. Breaking up would be devastating, so
you'll opt for a quick band-aid before you're willing to admit it's time to
amputate.
Excuse me? Are you fucking kidding me?
Dating like a girl is fine sometimes (if you're a total douche), but beware of investing too much in
your relationship. You've got friends, hobbies and tons of other stuff to
focus on, so don't make your relationship the center of your life. It'll
just set you up for frustration and disappointment later on.
You've been dicked over, betrayed and/or shitted upon by your S/O just enough in the past that you're too cynical (read: realistic) to actually buy any of that crap anymore. As long as your partner is being honest with you, they can do whatever the fuck they please. It's all good - as long as they aren't lying to you. Otherwise they better not let the door hit 'em where the good Lord split 'em, you heard.
"I will not click them in a box. I will not click with Firefox. I will not click those sketchy links. I won't be Phished. This website stinks! It will not block those banner ads, or 'click my pic to view my nads,' I do not like this endless scam. I do not like it, cram this Spam!"
Just like in 2006, I want to know WHY. And just like in 2006 I probably never will.
On the bright side, this PROBABLY isn't the "end of the world," unlike '06, which pretty much was. [NOTE: To clear up any confusion, the references to 2006 are to the so-called heartbreak and the references to 2007 mean the deletions.] This is why I'm such a bitter, cynical ray of sunshine nowadays. But really, if I wanted to bitch about it I might as well just paste in some code from my "real" profile, may God rest its soul.
? Broken Heart You had a crush tear your heart out and destroy it at one point, but things will get better soon, trust me. Just keep searching for that special someone, and when you find them, don't let your friends meet them. They will all screw you over if you let them. The key until then is to not be exclusive with ppl in the first place, Einstein. So never let your friends meet your girlfriend, and watch out for back-stabbing snakes in the grass and assorted unfaithful homewreckers. Apart from all that, yeah, the future's so bright you ought to wear shades. And a condom.
? Heartbroken but still loving them You love them still. Even though they broke your heart, trashed your life and stole your friends. You hope that someday they get what's coming to them.
You scored as Black. Your heart is black. You are dead inside, possibly because of your past, you feel you have no emotions left and like you're just waiting to die. You find it hard to trust people and let them get close to you for fear of being hurt again. Never give up on yourself, there's always hope- no matter how bad things get.
As I've said in the past, I don't bother naming names or talkin' any sh1t, that stuff isn't necessary. I do believe in karma after all. It's just that since we're already on the subject (sort of) it probably pays to mention that I have an irreparably broken heart, which at the end of the day just means that all you ladies can relax since you know I'm not tryin' to bang you, and all you dudes can relax since you know I'm not tryin' to bag your breezy. Again, I'm not placing any blame. This is simply a fact of my life which unfortunately has become just large enough to warrant a mention on this error-infested sh1thole of a website. Wait, I guess I can't say that, they might delete me. Philistines.
F#ck it.
Fake smile back in place, let's go have some so-called fun. PANiC! out.
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