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x.to.pher.

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  • x.to.pher.

  • 32 / Male
  • Seoul, Cheongdam-dong, KR
  • Last Login: 8/9/2009

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Interests

  • General

    All things UNC related. guitar, music, writing, frisbee golf, sports, and people. coffee, Kodak moments, funny conversations, awkward moments before the kiss, violent thunderstorms at the beach, and moonlight. making new friends, keeping up with old ones.

  • Music

    I heart music. death cab ben kweller belle and sebastian yeah yeah yeahs roman candle saves the day kings of leon guster blackalicious cat power common g love mos def le tigre modest mouse the streets the strokes rilo kiley sage francis coldplay bright eyes brand new camillionaire interpol weezer chevelle sleater kinney denali elliott smith jack johnson old school wu-tang kanye the new pornographers mirah norah jones HOOTIE AND THE (friggin') BLOWFISH!! the shins the postal service wilco our lady peace sparklehorse senses fail stephen lynch the white stripes y-o-u kweli taking back sunday bloc party tegan and sara dismemberment plan sorry about dresden metric arcade fire tokyo police club band of horses

  • Movies

    Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, and Requiem for a Dream (none of which I recommend for a first date)

  • Television

    Dawson's Creek was the bomb!

  • Books

    current: Atlas Shrugged. most recent: Dry. not so distant past: Stupid and Contagious, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, The Washingtonienne, A Long Way Down, Memoirs of a Geisha, Running with Scissors, and Everything is Illuminated. past enjoyments include The Fountainhead, Harry Potter 3 and 4, Siddhartha, and Webster's Dictionary

  • Heroes

    My Mom, even though I've never told her.

Details

  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Summerfield, NC
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 8" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: Other
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Sagittarius
  • Children: Undecided
  • Education: College graduate
  • Occupation: slacker

Schools

Companies

  • Pleasant Ridge, LLC

    • USA US
    • CEO
    Lifelong commitment

  • YBM ECC

    • Seoul, KP
    • Teacher
    present

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About me:

one time, in like 3rd grade, the family dog (a black lab) blindsided me, knocking me to the ground. and just to add insult to injury, she proceeded to hump me. not just the leg. i'm talking full body hump action. i think that event pretty much sums up my life.
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Who I'd like to meet:

Malcolm X, Justin Timberlake, and the PowerPuff Girls

Comments

Displaying 25 of 589 comments
  • Ms. Bellie

    Mar 29 2009 9:45 PM

    here - try this one:
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7or06_justin-nozuka-after-tonight_music
  • Dr. O

    Mar 15 2009 3:09 PM

    def myspace. when you 'leave' fill in all your info with blanks - if you just delete the account they will keep / sell all your info. im headed that way myself very soon ;)
  • Ms. Bellie

    Feb 7 2009 2:46 AM

    The only part I found a little disturbing was the video of the little boy taking a crap. The rest made me laugh . . . well even that made me laugh.
  • Ms. Bellie

    Jan 5 2009 7:42 PM

    Um . . . I have no clue how a song got posted with my comment. That's a little weird.
  • Ms. Bellie

    Jan 5 2009 7:40 PM

    It's the Virgin Islands number still . . . do you have that one? Gee . . . I suppose I could just email it to you. Wow. This was such an unneeded comment.
  • Ms. Bellie

    Jan 4 2009 8:24 PM

    I had a dream that you texted me last night and woke up thinking "How the hell did he do that?!?" Hope your New Year's was spiffy!
  • Ms. Bellie

    Dec 27 2008 7:01 AM

    Very belated Merry Christmas!!
  • D-Lish™

    Dec 24 2008 4:03 AM

    hope u r well #1.
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  • N-SaneNick Smith

    Dec 17 2008 5:54 PM

    9 hours of TNG? I'm impressed sir. I hope they were 9 good hours.

    Can't wait til the JJ version in May. Everyone keeps telling me how excited they are. After all these years, I'm about to be cool again...
  • Ms. Bellie

    Dec 1 2008 8:26 PM

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! - at least, here! I don't know what day it is there. I hope you had fun, though!
  • Ms. Bellie

    Nov 11 2008 8:48 PM

    So you'll be using "sneaked" from now on, right?
  • Ms. Bellie

    Nov 5 2008 6:39 PM

    I'm sticking my tongue out at you - just because I can.
  • D-Lish™

    Oct 20 2008 3:10 PM

    come to think of it... i DO think you requested me... but, that's why you're my #1 forever. how are things? you'll be sad to hear how things are on my side of the ocean-er-wherever. write when u get a chance, love.
  • Drewwa

    Oct 16 2008 9:05 AM

    My niece and nephew have those gun-things that shoot discs - do you remember them? I had some at the first UWalk apt! I cracked up the other day - my nephew was hiding behind the couch, turned it on (I was studying and didn't know what the whirring noise was) and suddenly got bombarded with discs. Anyway - it made me think of having a little war with you and Kyle and one of you using me as a human shield! - well, it made me laugh at the time. How are things?
  • Joe

    Oct 3 2008 3:40 PM

    Aaahh, I remember pre-Emily when you got with that 83 year old Korean. Even wrote a verse about it: "If you were lucky- licky-licky, sucky-sucky---Chrissy, Chrissy--F&^% me-F&^% me." What the heck was his name?
  • Joe

    Sep 25 2008 6:32 AM

    What slurs? All I ever said was I passionately hated the spitting, slurping, sneeze spray storms, lip smacking, and whining. Can't a guy make a neutral observation?
  • Joe

    Sep 3 2008 1:00 AM

    Guess yer partial to Cisco's "Dong song", huh? Well I have to admit, I get the urge for a Dong every now and then. Buuuuut, then I can usually find a Juicy Fruit somewhere to satisfy my oral fixation.
  • Joe

    Aug 15 2008 3:49 AM

    You bastard! You knew this day was just around the corner for me last December. You just didn't tell me how much it was gonna (sniff)....hurt!
  • KatieKatie King

    Jul 19 2008 4:26 PM

    This comment was sent by your friend via the Mobsters app.

    To block this app and all communications from it, click Here.


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    Katie wants you to join their mob in Mobsters, a Mafia-style combat game played on MySpace.

    Start out as a petty thief and work your way up to become a Mob Don!

    Join Katie's Mob!

    you really should join my mob, man...I could stand to set up franchises all over the world...you could be my first way over there...you'd be doing the family an immense favor and I would be eternally grateful:)

  • Joe

    Jul 18 2008 2:21 PM

    Dude, you better stop in and say hi to Tina once in a while. Plus, I need you to print out and hand deliver a haiku I wrote for her.
    Damn it, don't laugh!!!!!!
  • Mrs. Dyer

    Jul 16 2008 3:10 PM

    I knew this whole time you were lying when you said you didn't like Asians!
  • Schhh...you know Kriste…

    Jun 30 2008 4:15 PM

    psh! do't act like you wouldn't have loooooved to be in Rosco's place.

    drink up sally.
  • Rachel

    May 9 2008 2:43 PM

    Thanks !!! You're my favorite Korean ever!!!

    Miss you-

    Ray
  • Rachel

    May 6 2008 3:41 PM

    Did you mail it to me???

    ha!

    How's it going?
  • Jessica Ann

    May 1 2008 1:22 PM

    hey update me! Luv ya!