David
David Worst Pirate ever
David Worst Pirate ever You are what you do, not what you say.

Male
102 years old
Hollywood, FLORIDA
United States



Last Login: 11/8/2009
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    David's Interests
GeneralMy Likes...
My Wife and Daughters, Ice Skating at the Pines Ice Arena, Theater, Cooking, Photography, Reading, Writing, Daggers, Swords, Anime, a Really Good cup of Coffee, Wicca, Art, Living Dead Dolls, Edward Gorey, Gothic, Dark Comedies, Figure Skating. I am generally interested in anything that others (normal people) would find offensive or demented, as long as it's legal.

Cool things to check out...
Climate Crisis
Blackout's Box
Living Dead Dolls
Tree Huggers
Mad Cat Productions
Laughing Gas Improv
Prank PHONE CALLS by Gregg
Guerrilla Gardening


FEMA (The Onion Style)


MARS (Marine Animal Rescue Society)


What I Fucking Hate...
Those who are racest, sexist, chauvinists, selfish, greedy, disrespectful, skank hoes, girls who act like sluts and later complain about being treated like one, drugs, people who pay $10 for coffee, people who think they are better than others, people who smell bad, or people who like to go to war with nations under the ruse of fighting terrorism but actually to raise the price of oil.
MusicRolling Stones, Pink Floyd, The Moody Blues, STP, Chili Peppers, Tool, Jack Off Jill, Metallica, Napster, Movie Soundtracks, Showtunes. I can listen to almost anything except Salsa, Country, and Pointless Rap.

MoviesRun Lola Run, LOTR, Serenity, Star Wars (original)Waiting for Guffman, Chasing Amy, Natural Born Killers, Igby Goes Down, Drowning Mona, Harold and Maude, Dogma, Usual Suspects, Contact, Dune, Clerks, South Park, Armitage, Hackers, The Royal Tennenbaums, Amelie, Trainspotting, Dune, Edward Sissorhands, Pirates of the Caribbean, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

TelevisionDexter, Carnivale, Flight of the Conchords, West Wing, Firefly, House, The 4400, Modern Marvels, The X-Files, Adult Swim and Discovery Channel stuff and the military channel cause i just love watching democracy at it's best, blowing the crap out of the rest of the world for being different.
Bookswow... too many to list.

First of all, it must be Unabridged! Ender's Game, Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide, March Up Country, March to the Sea, March to the Stars, We Few. My favority authors are William Shakespeare, Robert Littell, Orson Scott Card, Edward Gorey, Daniel Silva, Greg Bear, Ayn Rand, Michael Chrichton and Stephen King, Michael Connelly, James Patterson, Edgar Allen Poe, Robert Ludlum, John le Carre, Gayle Lynds, Brad Meltzer, Nelson DeMille, David Morrell.

I also read David Bodanis, Al Franken, Michael Moore, Nelson DeMille, Larry Niven, Robert Heinlein, Clive Cussler, and Isaac Asimov.

Book are a great way to fill up bookshelves and book bags. They also have lots of words in them and are sometimes good to read.

Lately though I haven't had much time to read so I've gotten into the audiobook scene.

Check out this video... For the Love of GOAT (movie) dsl or broadband

For The Love of Goat

TRUMPET - THE COMPLIMENTARY DINO PUP (a parody performed by BLACKOUT of Triumph the insult comic dog). In THIS episode, Trumpet interveiws some Goats. Joe is particulary fond of Trumpet it seems!

- Blackout -





You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird...
But too damn weird to do anything about it!
HeroesMy wife... because she puts up with me.
Groups: Laughing Gas Comedy ImprovThe Valerie Zach Fan ClubWing Armstrong Fan Club

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     David's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:South Florida
Body type:5' 8" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / No
Children:Proud parent
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Computers, yeah... i'm a geek

   David's Schools
University Of Miami
Coral Gables, FL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Professional
Major: Computer Science
Minor: Accounting
 

1980 to 1982
Hialeah-Miami Lakes Senior High School
Hialeah,Florida
Graduated: 1979
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Clubs: Planetarium (yes we had a Planetarium in my High School), TV & Radio Production, Track, Drama/Theater
 

1975 to 1979

   David's Networking
Theatre - Technical - Technical Direction
Lighting and sound design, Stage Manager
Technology - IT - Developer
AS/400 ILE RPG AS400 and Visual Basic programming.
Technology - Business - Bus. Dev.
AS/400 ILE RPG AS400 and Visual Basic programming.



David I will be leaving Myspace forever in one week. Anyone who wants to stay up to date with what I am doing, or to send me their updates find me on Facebook. www(do Posted at 11:51 AM Jun 16
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   David's Blurbs
About me:
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I'm just a regular guy with regular likes and dislikes... NOT! I am very opinionated and sarcastic. I tell the hard truth but I'm also a true friend. Too many people sugarcoat life and never actually say what they mean as a result. If people had told me the truth years back then I wouldn't have grown up to be such an asshole.

I enjoy the arts, any and all, especially theater. Other than to my family; most of my free time goes to ice skating and audio books.

Myspace is dead... check out my Facebook site at www.facebook.com/dscorca

Cool things to check out...
Climate Crisis
Blackout's Box
Living Dead Dolls
Laughing Gas Improv
Tree Huggers
Guerrilla Gardening
Prank PHONE CALLS by Gregg

MARS (Marine Animal Rescue Society)

You Are An ESFP
The Performer

You are a natural performer and happiest when you're entertaining others.
A great friend, you are generous, fun-loving and optimistic.
You love to laugh - and you like almost all people equally.
You accept life as it is, and you do your best to make each day fantastic.

You would make a good actor, designer, or counselor.


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Bush's plan for exiting Iraq...

My life is full of joy so don't try to add any cause I may burst. I have two beautiful daughters and a wonderfully funny (and dark sarcastically demented and talented) wife.





You scored as Brutus. You have a strong sense of what you believe is right and wrong. You would fight for those ideals to the death - you would even rather betray a close friend than sacrifice those ideals. You believe that reason should overrule passion, and have strong political opinions. Your motivations, however, are not entirely beyond reproach - your personal ambition can occasionally cloud your moral judgement.

Brutus

79%

Hamlet

58%

Romeo

50%

Othello

46%

King Lear

42%

Macbeth

42%

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Who I'd like to meet:

anyone... I've never met a person I didn't like, or didn't chop up and leave their body parts someplace in the everyglades.








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David has 192 friends.
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 Elizabeth Anne Garrard 


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 Larissa 


 Billy Makes You Cry 


 Elijah Roland 


 jen 


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 Blackout 


 Valerie Carrey 


 Doctor Love 


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 I hate my shirt! 


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Oct 23 2009 2:50 PM

yes just do a facebook search for ARTISTOCATS and you will find us
Tragedygrl

Elizabeth Garrard



Mar 27 2009 8:12 PM

What was it that you didn't want me to say? Something along the lines of I am right you are wrong, but this is not news to anybody. It is just the way things are. Now you'll have to delete this your self probably, because, as i have already stated, I am right. You are wrong. I will not be able to delete the comment.
Davie ...

Davie Slater



Mar 6 2009 1:31 AM

your such a smart ass.
Lourdes

Lourdes Metz



Feb 9 2009 6:11 PM

Hey Dave!

Long time no hear from you!!

Check my baby boy with his band. He's the one with the longest hair. The guitar player, second from left, on the back.




A Purpose Driven Life band



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-ashleigh-

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Dec 31 2008 6:15 PM

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Heidi

Heidi



Dec 23 2008 8:01 PM

Haha, I'm such a sucker that I already bought a PediPaws and a PedEgg.
-ashleigh-

-ashleigh-



Dec 23 2008 2:14 PM

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Hey David, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


miss u my pet..hehehe

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR..

-ashleigh-

Wing

Wing Armstrong



Dec 22 2008 10:07 PM

Hey all of my friends, if you want some good Christmas cheer, come down and see me perform. I will be doing Laughing Gas's "The Night Before, The Night Before, The Night Before Christmas" Show in Miami Lakes. I would LOVE to have some friends and family come and see me!

The address is 6766 Main Street, Miami Lakes, FL it is at The Main Street Playhouse. Admission is 10 dollars, but tons of fun. This is also the first time we will be serving beverages & snacks prior to the show. We would love to have you, and I know I would. So please if you can make it, come and enjoy yourselves!

All ages Welcome, in fact I am bringing my daughter, so bring yours!
~Wing
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Dec 17 2008 4:57 PM

Lourdes

Lourdes Metz



Dec 12 2008 1:27 PM

Good Friends are hard to come by. You've been my friend since 1984... WOW!! Are we old or what??? :)

Take care,

Lourdes
PAS Media, Inc.

PAS Media, Inc.



Dec 2 2008 10:46 PM

Hey David!

Bill and I would like to take this opportunity to personally THANK YOU for the wonderful Halloween party you invited us to.

Having so many actors friends, please keep in touch. We always need good quality actors in our projects!

Sincerely,

Lourdes Metz
VP of Production Design
www. PasMediaInc. com
pasmediainc@gmail.com

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Mommy of Two!!!

Mommy of Two!!!



Dec 2 2008 3:50 PM

whats the matter with myspace?!?!?!
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Nov 26 2008 9:24 PM


HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
-ashleigh-

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Hey David, I just bought you as my PET!
Click here to find out how much I think you're WORTH!


ur mine again..miss u..

PAS Media, Inc.

PAS Media, Inc.



Nov 17 2008 5:20 PM

$75 Million into the South Florida Economy!!!

Read more about it:

http://www. PasMediaInc. com
pasmediainc@gmail.com

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Bonnie (Bo)

Bonnie Stalbaum



Nov 12 2008 6:12 PM

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Cher

Cher



Nov 11 2008 10:14 PM

Have a very happy birthday tomorrow! I'm sending you this message early because I have to be up at 3:45AM...ugh! Anyway, I hope this is a great year for you!
Wing

Wing Armstrong



Nov 6 2008 6:55 PM

Wolverwing

As the Galaxy spins out of whack, I shall always remember your birthday! So as a Mutant Officer of the Star Trek Enterprise, know that I will keep you living long and prospering! If anyone disagrees, they gotta pay the price! Bub!

And don’t forget to sign my petition for Big Brother!

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Jorge

Jorge Falconi



Nov 2 2008 1:40 AM

Thanks for the pizza ....LOL
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Oct 24 2008 3:51 PM

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Michael Biggins



Oct 6 2008 12:00 AM

No.

No one appreciates you.

The question should be does anyTHING appreciate me, because barbecues love you.
Charmed

Brean Martin



Sep 28 2008 1:02 PM

That must have cost you a fortune LOL
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Sep 27 2008 2:25 PM

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have a great weekend friend...xxoo love tania

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