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Dave Paterson
Stand-Up / Alternative

		Hi. How are you? I'm good, thanks for asking. Male 87 years old Toronto Canada Last Login: 11/25/2009

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MySpace URL:

www.myspace.com/dave_paterson

Dave Paterson's Comedian Bio

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davepaterson.ca

Dave Paterson's Interests

General	I'm not really that exciting of a person really. I love sports, comedy, nachos, pancakes, and of course bacon
Music	I don't like the rap stuff. I'm more of an angry white guy music kind of guy. I like stuff like the Foo Fighters, Matthew Good, Tragically Hip, The Who, The Stones, Metallica, and stuff like that.
Movies	Office Space, Spinal Tap, Apocolypse Now, Platoon, Full Metal Jacket, Slapshot Caddy Shack, Animal House
Television	Oh man, do I love the TV. I can't get enough of the TV. Believe me, you don't get a body like mine unless you watch a lot of the TV. My favourite shows would be Hockey Night in Canada, CSI (which I liked better when it was Quincy), Quincy, Rockford Files, Law and Order, and of course Mr. Rogers Neighborhood.
Books	Books? Why read a book when you can watch TV?
Groups:	NYC Underground Comedy Fest, Slaves of Seduction View All Dave Paterson's Groups

Dave Paterson's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking, Friends
Orientation:	Straight
Body type:	5' 11"
Zodiac Sign:	Leo
Smoke / Drink:	No / Yes
Education:	College graduate

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Dave Paterson's Blurbs

About me:
I am a stand up comic based in Toronto. I tell jokes to people in bars and clubs.

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Dave Paterson's Friend Space (Top 6)

Dave Paterson has 198 friends.

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Bite TV	May 28 2009 7:00 PM
Wynn Reichert	Dec 6 2008 8:21 PM Dave, Wanted to wish you a Happy Holiday season!! If I ever get back to Ottawa or to Toronto I hope we can work together again.
A Matter of Pixels	Sep 27 2008 4:44 AM Hi Everyone Please help us build up the views on this video, if you can spare 85 seconds, take a look, we'd appreciate it! Thank you! ..
inky	Jul 25 2008 8:52 PM Stopping by to wish you a fantabulous birthday! Do you still have my cheese-in-a-can??? Peace out. Amy
A Matter of Pixels	Jun 14 2008 8:04 PM Hi There! http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=rBpyitOA_as We listened to all of your input and made a new video for Chubby Chaser on Youtube. It’s a Promo and only 1.25 minute! We’re asking you to please take another look, if you can take the time, rate it and make a comment. Please share this and help us get it out there!! Thank you! ..
Wynn Reichert	Dec 22 2007 8:53 PM Dave, Hope you're kicking Butt! Happy Holidays!!
Misplaced Comedy!	Jul 28 2007 10:23 AM Hey there! Just wishing a Happy B-Day! -The MCG
The Nat Turner Revue	Jul 27 2007 11:40 AM Happy Birthday to our Favorite Canadian Pimpologist-DAVE!!!!! As a gift from us down here you can have any woman from our Friends list for a weekend of fun. Just don't tell them we sent you.
paulderdash	Jul 23 2007 7:07 PM happy birthday
Pete Zedlacher	Jun 22 2007 4:11 PM I ended up bailing on that audition too. I was talking to a guy that was there for an hour already, decided nope, gotta go. Have a fun boat tour!
Matt	Jun 16 2007 5:48 AM Thanks for coming out. It was good meeting you. Keep in touch.
nathan macintosh	Jun 7 2007 10:55 PM you are still the number one reason i get up in the morning, thank you.
KBeckercomedy	May 24 2007 5:47 PM the doin' time tuesday showcase in buffalo (wing a licious) is actively recruiting TO comics to do 15 minute sets... interested?
tva	Apr 24 2007 12:04 PM I am all over doing rehab. That'll be awesome. I would suggest that you and I flip out the interns by going into DTs at the same time both screaming out that we're scared of the same thing, and then when the interns try to sedate us we both turn to each other and go "Oh, wait...all I see is a pair of assholes..." It'll be hilarious. And I hear they serve pudding.
Laura Prosko	Apr 19 2007 10:23 PM You had a really good set last night at Bettys.
Victoria	Apr 12 2007 6:35 AM i love how you like quincy. i also enjoy quincy. isnt it so unlikely, yet still amusing, how he always has a different sexy girlfriend hanging with him on the boat? and who doesnt love sam?
Kelevision	Apr 10 2007 8:52 PM Our good friend Johnny Cliche mentioned you were nominated for an Empty Award, check out the videos here: http://www.kelevisionradionetwork.com/emptyawards.html good luck, vote often, see you on the 21st.
Graham Borgfjord	Apr 10 2007 1:33 AM Mom liked you best.
paulderdash	Apr 4 2007 10:59 PM Hope I didn't mess up the show too much... Ah the craziness. What was that website again? www.hahaha.com I'm a whore.
Laura Prosko	Apr 1 2007 6:37 AM did you win the hockey game?
the wrath of korn	Mar 21 2007 6:40 AM hey dude in your honor i slapped lunchbox (kitchen manager remember him?) because you're on myspace and wanted to come to my show
Pam	Mar 20 2007 6:34 PM Hey Dave, it was great meeting you on the weekend. You guys did such an awesome job! I was slightly worried that the whole Longhorn hick scene plus Wild Bill might be a little much for you guys, but you all handled it SO well. I was very impressed. I wouldn't be surprised if the Longhorn books you guys again...so start writing your country jokes now!
Victoria	Mar 18 2007 9:17 PM great job last night! too bad you guys had to go so early, you missed all the fun... dont worry, wild bill wasnt involved.
Kelevision	Mar 9 2007 9:00 PM Great set last night. Actually, I'm writing this because I'd like people to check out kelevisionradio.com You had a good set, but I'm really only in it for shameless self-promotion.
Dini Dimakos	Mar 6 2007 5:20 AM Thanks Dude. I read your blog, that was a rowdy-ass crowd, I feel your pain.

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