Dave The Great, Master of All I Survey
Dave Thegreat
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Yes I know the inside details on Santa. No, I am not telling you. Fuck off.
Male
33 years old
PORTLAND, Oregon
United States
Last Login: 7/9/2009
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| General | first and foremost: I am a rotten speller, and I don't care. Deal with it. I also suck at punctuation, capitalization and mustering concern about either.
I love photography, I used to write for a living (gave it up because, well, I am sure I had a reason). I teach classes for a disaster relief organization that I joined back in 1992 (why name it? If you can't guess by watching CNN you probably don't care about it). I live in a building full of nothing but art galleries and studios with a more or less psychotic roomate and a variety of predatory housepets that pretend to be cute and fuzzy. | | Music | Pissed off psychotic grrls who would gut me like a fish if they ever met me, rock stars who died before they turned the age I am now, people who seem to have not been told that classical stringed instruments are not meant for modern industrial music, punk music done by people who really were fucking evil disgusting human beings, songs about bad life sung by people living bad lives, songs about the road sung by people on the road and songs about love sung by people whose seared hearts have been ripped from their unguarded bodies by shiny steel claws radiating the blue flames of burning tears and dreams.
Oh, and bluegrass. | | Movies | Go to Hollywood video, look at the tapes that only have one or two copies. If they are cartoons, have little pictures of wreaths on them or get approving nods from the hot clerks behind the counter, they are my kind of movies.
If the names "johnny depp," "John Malkovitch," edward norton jr," "kevin spacey," "glenn close" and other such actors appear on the box, I am into it. If Danny DeVito or Kevin Smith directs it, you better not stand between me and the ticket line/box or you will get stomped.
Obscure BBC productions are automatically cool.
There are more, but if you can't guess based on this list, just avoid talking about it :) | | Television | I don't have cable or any reception because I live in this old factory building. Frankly, I would rather not have cable though I could get it if I wanted to. It is too addictive for me. I have DVDs (see movie section) that I watch from time to time, and if I want to see a current show I watch it at the gym's cardio deck so I get some exercise.
That pretty much just means two networks: commedy central and cartoon network's adult swim. | | Books | Um, most of them. I geek out when it comes to books; I line up at midnight for Harry Potter releases, argue about obscure political books and gushed like a twelve year old girl at an N'Sync concert when I got to see Kurt Vonnegut speak. I don't really get into self-improvement stuff, stephen king or most of the books you buy in airports. They are all good books, but there is a time-to-read/books written ratio that the math just hates me on. | | Heroes | Old people. Seriously, just go talk to one for ten minutes and you will understand. Even when they are complete bastards they are still facinating to talk to.
I am dissillusioned with the normal heroes because I have worked with most of them so long they just seem like regular folks to me (been a cop, soldier and ambulance guy, worked with firefighters and politicians, and worked for most kinds of charity). But old people rock. |
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Dave The Great, Master of All I Survey's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Networking | | Orientation: | Bi | | Hometown: | Lincoln, MI | | Body type: | Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | I don't want kids | | Education: | Grad / professional school | | Occupation: | Wanker |
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About me:
Jack of all trades, master of none. Well, better than average in many.
I live in Old Town/Chinatown, am a total photo geek (the term "photographer" sounds too dignified for what I do), I do some charity work when I can sober up enough, sit on the board for my neighborhood association, am somewhat of a blacksmith-in-training and coordinate about 10% of the silly costumed drunken events in this city.
I can be moderately more interesting than this, but it is early, I am late for work and the coffee has not kicked in yet.
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Who I'd like to meet:
People who work as hitmen for various bar owners whom I have wronged. Because I want to buy you a drink and convince you to not shoot me.
Um. . . I guess it would be neat to meet Elvis. Does he have a myspace account? How about that Bob guy?
If you think you can put up with me, I would love to meet you. Partly because I am always looking to expand my circle of friends, but mostly because I want to help you get back to the asylum before you hurt someone.
Who I would NOT like to meet: Look folks, I only put friends on my friends list if I am ACTUALLY FRIENDS with them. I don't need the ego stroke from having 1,984 complete strangers on that list. If I have never met you in person, DON'T BOTHER SENDING ME A FRIEND REQUEST until we have met, or chatted, or exchanged a few e-mails, or swapped bodily fluids.
I don't have much of an Internet life, so I have little or no desire to chat with people I will never meet. If you live in Portland, great. Drop me a line. If you live in New York, nothing is going to come of this.
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