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Dave McAwesome

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About me:

Not to kick you out the door so quick, but you should head directly to
Maximum Awesome, home of vomiting action figures, highly questionable relationship advice, and the ever feared Blog Thunderdome.
When you're done, say hi at Misfitopia, where you can also play in the arcade or fake gamble in the fake casino with fake money.
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Who I'd like to meet:

A benefactor who will ply me with all the Oreo cookies and Lucky Charms I can eat until my teeth rot and I am infected with a savage sugar-fueled virus which devours neural pathways faster than a caffeinated monkey in a banana store. On second thought, I may need to rethink that. And thirdly, why aren't there more banana stores?

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  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: New York
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Zodiac Sign: Capricorn
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: idiot

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