David
David Johanek
David Johanek Go! Leave this place and return to your world where things like demons do not exist.

Male
38 years old
Anus, Minnesota
United States



Last Login: 11/22/2009
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    David's Interests
General Paranormal and occult. Ghosts, hauntings, Demonology. UFO's, Aliens, Conspiracies. collecting swords, guns, knives, weapons. Writing, Horror movies, TV shows, weird stuff. Video games, RPG's and horror games like Silent Hill. Defeating the evils of the New World Order and the reptilian conspiracy to enslave and destroy the human race.
. You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative

100%

Idealist

94%

Romanticist

94%

Existentialist

63%

Modernist

50%

Fundamentalist

50%

Materialist

38%

Postmodernist

25%

What is Your World View? (updated)
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You are a Radical. Right on!

What kind of Sixties Person are you?
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Your connection with darkness is because of your
interest in magic. You like spells, herbs,
maybe even voodoo-dolls. You like it very much,
and probably even have books or found
Internet-sites where magic is the topic. You
probably mean no harm with this, well perhaps
to some. Most people who are aware of your
interest mistakes you for a Satan-worshipper.
You're missunderstood, but have your friends.
You probably are a wiccan or something related
and are interested in mother nature, souls and
spirits. You prefer the forrest(or park) before
the city. Remember, all can't always
understand.

What is your connection with darkness? (pics)
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MusicI like any music except for rap. But I like all music, my favorite is heavy metal ( Iron Maiden, Manowar, Judas Priest, AC/DC), Celtic, Enya, Celtic Journey a cheap wal-mart CD is my favorite Celtic CD. MCR, Muse. Basically, if I like the song I'll listen too it.
Movies Orphan, Doomsday, Death Race, Taken, V for Vendetta, Serenity, The Wild Geese, Braveheart, Rob Roy, Conan the Barbarian, Excalibur, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter, The Vikings, The War Lord, Highlander, Equilibrium, Red Dawn, Phenomena, The Devil Rides Out, The Final Option, The Omega Man, The Day After Tomorrow, 28 Days Later, 28Weeks Later, Hellboy movies, I Am Legend, Harry Potter movies, The Narnia movies, Horror movies, but the list is too long to write, old horror movies with Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, or Vincent Price. War movies, Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, We Were Soldiers. and action movies.
TelevisionTerminator:The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Moonlight, Doctor Who:new and old series, Jericho, Heroes, Kyle XY Blade:The Series, Prison Break, Lost, Supernatural, Medium, Ghost Whisperer, Monk, 4400, Buffy, Smallville, 24, Angel, Alias, Charmed, NCIS, Firefly, X files, Highlander, Southpark, Legend of The Seeker, Fringe, Eleventh Hour, iCarly, Wizards of Waverly Place, Historical documentaries, Paranormal shows like Ghost Hunters, Ghost Hunter International, A Haunting, Paranormal State.
BooksH.P. Lovecraft, Dennis Wheatley, Robert R. MCcammon, Manly Wade Wellman, H Rider Haggard, Stephen King, Dean Koontz. My favorite book is Alas Babylon by Pat Frank.
Groups: Paranormal ResearchDo They Exist?coast to coast am weekend edition fans of art bellParanormal PeoplePaganThe Pagan CircleHang TimeConnecticut Ghost Hunters

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     David's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Some college
Occupation:Warlord and servant of the Atlantean Queen

   David's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
I'm working on a short story series and novels about my character "Deandra"
Publishing - Writer - Non-fiction
I have researched, paranormal, occult, conspiracy and historical topics for years.

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About me:
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Samurai

You are a Samurai.
You are full of honour and value respect. You
are not really the stereotypical hero, but you
do fight for good. Just in your own way. For
you, it is most certainly okay to kill an evil
person, if it is for justice and peace. You
also don't belive in mourning all the time and
think that once you've hit a bad stage in life
you just have to get up again. It's pointless
to concentrate on emotional pain and better to
just get on with everything. You also are a
down to earth type of person and think before
you act. Impulsive people may annoy you
somewhat.

Main weapon: Sword
Quote: "Always do the right thing.
This will gratify some people and astonish the
rest" -Mark Twain
Facial expression: Small smile



What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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You are Odin! Odin has many functions as the ruler
os all gods, including being a god of war,
poetry, wisdom, and death. Odin lives in the
mighty Valhalla with his wife Frigg. From
Valhalla he can see all of the world even
though he only has one eye which he sacfificed
for the sake of wisdom. By his side he has
ravens, Hugin and Munin, and two wolfs Gere and
Freke, these are his most trust worthy
companions who give him advice. Odin is the oldest and wisest of all, he is known
to be a bit of a play-boy though and has
children with many different women. He'll stop
at nothing to get what or who he wants.

Which Norse Mythology character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla I adopted a cute lil' death fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus! ..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5 Take the quiz: " Which Egyptian God or Goddess do you represent? (Pictures!)"

Thoth, God of Wisdom and Learning
Thoth was said to be self-created, along with his wife Ma'at. He was said to be represented by a baboon, these grave facial features displaying extreme thoughtfulness. He supposedly carried a pen and scrolls with him, with which he records all things.

You are a very intelligent individual. You know what is important in life, and that you have to be smart to live in this world. Perhaps you get a bit too caught up in books, to the point where you are oblivious to other things, but for the most part, you are wise and thoughtful. People can depend on you for advice and you can always give those crucial words of wisdom when they are most needed.

Who I'd like to meet:
People who are into the occult, paranomal, etc. I don't care what religion you are as long as you accept other realities and the paranormal. I don't judge people for their beliefs and I'd like the same respect from them. Also people who are into writing, art. I'd like to start a comic book someday with some of my characters, that is if I can get some stories published. Most importantly a strong woman willing to run to the hills and help me create civilization anew after this one goes to hell.

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CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine

CRISS KARVER; Author of The Lunacy Machine



Nov 22 2009 8:02 AM

DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!

HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.

OUIJA

Is there someone there? Is there someone there?
Come talk to us tonight.
We’re asking for the dead to speak,
It’s only us . . .my wife and me.
Come tell us how you died.

The oracle moved about the board
A figure-eight reply.
The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.

Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me?
Tell us how you died tonight.
Tell us when you died tonight.
Tell us what brings you here tonight.
Keep spelling it for me.

The figure eight continues and around the board it moves.
It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down.
Come, spirit, talk to me right now,
Tell us tonight, because we want to know . .
Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.

You’re coming in so very clear,
Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night.
Speak to me, speak to me,
Travel through this board to me.
Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb.
Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now.
Then the oracle stopped on the U.

Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense.
You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do?
Then the oracle stopped on YES.

*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section
SEE YA!!
-CRISS KARVER
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Aug 9 2009 6:55 AM

EVRIM TUZUN ESPAÑA

EVRIM TUZUN ESPAÑA



Aug 9 2009 6:55 AM

Hello,David! ;)
Thanks for the friendship and Wellcome !  xx


 

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Jun 24 2009 12:38 AM

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Jun 1 2009 2:35 AM

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May 20 2009 2:36 AM

Thanks for allowing us to join your circle of friends....we hope you can join us at a show soon. We will be at..... 

May 28th - PD Pappy's, Stillwater, MN
May 29th - GB Leighton's Pickle Park, Fridley, MN
June 5th - Thirsty's Superior, WI
June 6th - The Swamp Rock Bash, Stephenson, MI
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May 24 2009 9:14 PM



David - Happy Memorial Day
Necrophina

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Apr 5 2009 8:44 AM

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Mar 13 2009 3:08 PM


Please stop by & pay LYNZEE a visit.

Even just to say hello.

You might like it!!!
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Shaldow



Feb 3 2009 2:21 AM

Nothing flashy or fancey. Hut HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Hope you had a good one
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Constitution Party of Minnesota



Feb 2 2009 9:00 PM

David, Happy Birthday from the CPMN!
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Feb 4 2009 1:02 AM

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Tommy Mills & The Jade Amenity

Tommy Mills  &  The Jade Amenity



Dec 25 2008 7:33 AM

Hey! How are you?
Thank you for your friendship!
I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and have a fantastic 2009!
I hope you like the tunes!
Please stop by and say Hi!
Peace and music,
Tommy Mills
(Now On Spat! Records)
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Dec 5 2008 8:43 PM

Hi David
... Thank you for being my new friend! If you get a chance please check out my websites. You can find links to them on my profile...

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