David Edward Oliver

..Disclaimer..: My name is David Edward Oliver {a.k.a.} Lord Vexen Xian Szandor (My Pen Name!) I wrote this disclaimer to ensure my readers that ALL of the information contained with this MySpace Account is uniquely my own! I do NOT speak for any other person, place or thing (Organization, Group, Club, Business, Family, Friends, Enemies, Co-Workers, Religious (or) Non-Religious Denomination, Sect or Cult; including & Not excluding any Church, Mosque, Synagogue or Temple) so in plain English “I Speak for Myself and Myself Alone!” All of the said information is based on my personal and unique worldview, which for better or worse is what I have come to accept and believe about Our World & Universe! I admit I believe I am right, but I will readily concede I may be WRONG! So I am very much open to honest & constructive criticisms. So if you completely disagree with me I do not take it personally at All. In fact I welcome criticism as an opportunity to learn & grow! I will do my best to be objective “Fair, Balanced & Straightforward” However; I must concede I am NOT perfect (I have my limitations just as we ALL do!) I admit I can be as biases, prejudiced and self-righteous & hypocritical as Humanoid Alive Today! (Not that I am inheritably “Evil” rather because I am “inevitably” Human!) So please do NOT Fear (or) Hate my differences (Seeing as we are Equally Unique!) As, for my errors, mistakes and miscalculations; I can only see them when my mind is working properly. When I am making those said mistakes I do not see them as my mind is already screwed up to begin with. (Sort like doing Algebra I do not see my miscalculations while working said math problems, only after taking deep breath and rechecking my work when my mind is clear and active…I simply cannot see said miscalculations when I am wrong because if my mind was working properly I would not have made said miscalculations in the first place!) Another Example: (A Drunken Man does not realize He is Drunk. Which is why drunk driving is such a problem, if the Man is too drunk to drive; ergo He also too drunk to realize how dangerous it would be for Him to drive in the first place!) So please do NOT be offended by “My Mistakes” because if my “Mind” were working properly I would have made “My Said Mistakes” to begin with! (So Please Bear With Me Folks, God Is Not Finished With Me Yet!) As long as there is Life there is Hope (Hope Defined: “Believing What You KNOW is NOT so!” Which should tell you I have ALL the HOPE in the WORLD? Whoever said, “Ignorance is Bliss” was not kidding! So if you want to interrupt my said “BLISS” Feel free to E-Mail Me with any comment, question, complaint compliment or insult! I will do my very best! (Within Human Frailty Shall Permit) to “promise” to respond with 24 Hours of Receiving, Reading & Contemplating your said “E-Mail Messages” and I am very Good about answering E-Mails (Even the nasty ones!) So here is my primary E-Mail Address, which I use for most of my personal & public E-Communications: david.edward.oliver@asylum.com [Note: If you still Angry at me I would point out my call sign are “ASYLUM” meaning: “Funny Farm” or “Place of Insanity” Not reasonable, level headed forming beliefs on logic based on clear thinking about commonly acceptable Truths! If you still did not figure that out by now you may very well be as sane as I am! (Which De Facto Makes Us Both Crazy Sociopaths?) So Go Figure!] Christian Disclaimer: I admit I have my own religious beliefs which are private and personal and I generally do not discuss unless directly asked or if the general conversation goes in that direction. However, I must confess I do have a very strong Christian background. I was raised in a Christian Home (My Parents were both Independent Baptists) I grew up in a Protestant Christian Church (Calvary Road Baptist Church) and during my childhood and early adolescence I attended Christian School (Calvary Road Christian School) and after high school I attended a Christian College (Liberty University) and graduated with B.S. Degree. So I do have some knowledge of the basics of Christianity with some “rudimentary” knowledge of deeper doctrines of the Christian Faith (Predestination & Free Will). I must confess that I am not “Trained Theologian” and for the most part I am a “Theological Babbling Idiot” (So do not mistake my “Existential Heresy” as Sound Orthodox Biblical Doctrine, which it is NOT!) And I must tell you that after being involved with Fundamentalist Christianity (And Professing Fundamentalist Christians In Particular) that I am convinced it is mostly hypocritical self-righteous Dogma! Do not get me wrong there are “Good” Christians to be sure! However, if Fundy Christians would stop lying, cheating and stealing (Occasionally Killing) all in the name of their Lord and Savior Jesus Christ; Maybe I would take their claims more seriously! So if you wish to proselytes me feel free just please try to be Civil and ease up on the “Hell Fire & Brimstone!” As I see it if God loved me enough to send his only Son to Die for Me, he would certainly save Everyone because even one lost soul would ultimate prove Jesus Christ to be a Failure! (Jesus Christ came to Save the World: Even One Lost Soul Would “De Facto” Cancel out His Mission!) If God Loved Me He would Accept Me as I Am Not as What Certain Fundy Christians Want Me to Be! Do not get me wrong I do make every effort to Love my Christian Friends, but when they lie about me, curse me, ruin my reputation while spitting on me I find myself loving them “A Bit Less!” I do Hope and Pray God would be more loving and forgiving than me! And I would not burn someone for an instant, much less all Eternity! Even Fundy Christians Do Not Deserve to Burn in Hell Forever, even assuming it is “Their Hell” and therefore destined to “Burn” there! Honestly if the Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth was to walk the Earth today he would not be a “Christian” and if I even got a chance to meet the said Lord Jesus Christ of Nazareth I would tell Him NOT to die on a cruel Roman Cross for a bunch of self-righteous hypocrites who would take delightful pleasure in lying, cheat, stealing and killing in His Most HOLY Name! Honestly I know I am a Sinner, but even I would never tell a Lie, Cheat or Steal in the Name of God! In fact the thought of committing such Evil scares me to know end! (I am sinful, but at least I never drag God’s HOLY Name into my Sinful Desires & Actions!) So as soon as Fundy Christian start living like God is Holy maybe I would start believing. [Note: I have seen more than one Fundamentalist Christian quote Jesus Christ saying; “See to it you despise not one of these little ones while their angels do always behold my Father (God) in Heaven!” Just before screaming at the top of their lungs that the child is evil, wicked and sinful turning them over their knee and beating them senseless like a rapid dog! Then after it was over tell them he did out of “Love?” quoting Jesus Christ again saying, “Suffer the little children to come unto me!” Then saying (In all Seriousness) that Jesus Christ wanted Children to suffer to come unto Him! (To be blunt: If Jesus Christ heard any man say that He would slap the daylights out of them!) So until I see some real changes in the Christian Church I doubt I will reconvert any time soon. And as a Final Note: All my theological beliefs are available “Free of Charge!” as I do NOT accept Donations of any kind as it does not take much effort to come up with said “Theological Theorizing” all it takes is silent prayer and occasional fasting. So why would I charge money to do something anyone could do, at any time they wanted to do, costing them absolutely nothing, except five minutes of their valuable time! (I have always said it is “Quality is Quantity!”) So pray, read your Christian Holy Bible (or whatever inspires you) and temper all things with the commandment of the Lord Jesus Christ, “This you shall you know you are my disciple it you LOVE ONE ANOTHER!” Here ends the lesson! (Feel free to openly applause if you like: Either because; it happened (or) because it has now at Ended! Thank You & God Bless You! (Unless you are Atheist so I hope the Universe blesses you!) Amen!