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The Heff
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The Heff At the mercy of forces I can barely comprehend.

Male
31 years old
Edinburgh
United Kingdom



Last Login: 9/24/2009
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   The Heff's Comedian Bio
BioDavid Heffron is a stand up comedian and writer. After three years on the Scottish comedy circuit, he spent a year breaking into the Australian stand up scene with impressive results. He's currently performing in Scotland and working on a new untitled show for the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

His first one man show "David Heffron: Nerd Alert!" was performed at the Melbourne Fringe Festival in October. A tale of "Ghostbusters", fuse boxes, "They Might Be Giants" and attemps to play "Hero Quest" on his own while everyone else plays football.

2007 has seen him write and perform his second one man stand up show "David Heffron - Honest" at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. The story of how he didn't write the show he meant to, it gained a 5 star write up in Three Week, thus proving what a sham the star rating system is.

He is also a performer in the improv troupe Improbabble. Along with Peter Aitchison and John "Obie" O'Brien performed a three week run of the improv murder mystery "The Plot Thickens". It's currently retooling for a run of performances in Glasgow.

Thoughts on "David Heffron: Honest"
***** - Three Weeks
"Aweful" - Duncan Darroch-Thompson on edfringe.com.

Stuff written about "The Plot Thickens"
"an electric atmosphere ... a fun-filled hour" - Three Weeks

Praise for "David Heffron: Nerd Alert!"
"a Glaswegian with genuine charm... Keep an eye on this bloke" - The Age, Melbourne.
"an unusually charming and erudite nerd, able to tell a great story" - The Groggy Squirrel, Melbourne
Websitedavidheffron.com
InfluencesAmiga Power staff writers May 1991 to September 1996
The Lee and Herring Radio 1 FM radio shows
Neil Gaiman
Real Ghostbuster comics 1 - 162
Robert Rankin's Brentford Trilogy
TV ShowsThe Dave Gorman Collection - Episode 6: Dave Gorman no48

    The Heff's Interests
GeneralStand up comedy
Ethical conumdrums based on moral ambiguity
Creating a secular society
MusicThey Might Be Giants
Beck
Radiohead
Chimney Factory
MoviesEvil Dead II
The Big Lebowski
Jaws
Ghostbusters
TelevisionHomicide: Life on the street
Farscape
Lost
The Real Ghostbusters
BooksGood Omens - Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Cryptonomicon and The Baroque Cycle- Neal Stephenson
The Brentford Triangle - Robert Rankin
HeroesSpiderman - for defeating The Vulture
Dr Peter Venkman - for his hair
Supergran - advanced hearing powers

     The Heff's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Glasgow, Scotland
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:I don't want kids
Education:Some college
Occupation:Teller of tall tales

   The Heff's Schools
St Ninian's High School
Rouken Glen Road, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1989 to 1994


The Heff's Clips [View All Clips]
Clips: 4 Total Plays: 762 Plays Today: 0
10 mins At The Stand in Edinburgh 5th March 2007
10 mins At The Stand in Edinburgh 5th March 2007 rating
Me, David Heffron at The Stand Comedy Club, Edinburgh
Me, David Heffron at The Stand Comedy Club, Edinburgh rating
Ramsey Street 360
Ramsey Street 360 rating
David @ Mic in Hand
David @ Mic in Hand rating
 

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   The Heff's Blurbs
About me:
Hello internet users, welcome to my myspace space. I am David Heffron - a comedian and someone who finds it difficult to write self-promotional information without wandering into the the 3rd person or making it sound like bollocks.

I'm a stand up comedian by night and either unemployed or doing some kind of computer based job by day. Have a look at my gigs up there, if you're about you could come to one and be my real friend in the real world instead of hiding behind this electronic artifice. It's increasingly clear I have more myspace friends than flesh ones.

I've a few Glasgow Comedy Festival Shows coming up soon. My new one man show "Harder, Better, Faster, Wronger" and the 90 minutes of gay jokes, eye gouging and swaering that is the improv show "The Plot Thickens".

Um, that's it.

Who I'd like to meet:
Bruce Campbell - for appearing in the move Evil Dead II
Dr. Egon Spengler - for his achievements in ectoplasmic containment theory
Spiderman - because he can climb up walls

   The Heff's Friend Space (Top 16)
The Heff has 201 friends.
 Teddy 


 SUSIE 


 Free Fringe 


 Michael Connell 


 Dave Bloustien 


 Col Cameron 


 Evan 


 Miss Kat C. 


 Allan 


 Steven 


 TheAmazingBastards 


 Lou Pardi 


 Ian Messig 


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 Clarabel 


 Andy 





The Heff's Friends Comments
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Ruth Martin

Ruth Martin



Jan 8 2009 2:09 PM

Hello Dave, May you find contentment throughout the fresh lunar cycle we call 2009, lol. Love the vids of your standup, EXCELLENT. Will defo have to make it to a show soon.
Keep on keepin' on Ruthxx
Daniel Webster

Daniel Webster



Aug 27 2008 4:57 PM

Thanks for the add - Daniel.
Phil Andrews

Phil Andrews



Apr 7 2008 12:21 PM

Wow. You look like you nerded up. How is life overseas (or back home)? Hope you enjoy the vid.
Gus Tawse

Gus Tawse



Feb 9 2008 9:04 PM

Happy birthday dude.
Bratchy

Bratchy



Jan 14 2008 2:24 PM

Myspace? Grandad!
John Heffron

John Heffron



Dec 19 2007 6:26 AM

Hey Heff:

nice talkin to ya,

the real
heff
jim park

jim park



Dec 3 2007 5:16 PM

I sent you a bit of mail...!
Michael Connell

Michael Connell



Aug 1 2007 1:38 AM

Hey Dave,

Best of luck with the festival! I look forward to reading all about it.

-Michael
SUSIE

SUSIE



Jul 5 2007 7:35 AM

Heff, how are you?? I am but a few miles away from fair Scotland, visiting friends in Manchester at the moment - see you in Edinburgh! xx
SUSIE

SUSIE



Jun 11 2007 9:05 AM

Watch out, Heffron - we're on our way...
Teddy

Ross Craig



Mar 29 2007 4:29 PM

I'll see you tonight you sickening fucknugget.
Bratchy

Bratchy



Feb 9 2007 10:53 PM

Happy birthday heff ya maddy

p.s Neshla sends her love too, she works in tha arches now too, we are both working tonight and sending folk messages.

C ya during the comedy fest
Clarabel

Clare Reid



Feb 9 2007 4:18 PM

Happy Birthday Dude,

Have a good one!

Clare and AndySir

xxx
Dave Bloustien

Dave Bloustien



Feb 9 2007 1:27 PM

Happy birthday you drunk international mobile phone callling funnyman, you.
Dee Custance

Dee Custance



Feb 9 2007 12:56 PM

get you with the birthday thing!
see you tonight!
xxx
Teddy

Ross Craig



Feb 9 2007 12:17 PM

Happy Birthday! Why not celebrate with a couple of hookers?

Don't pay them for sex, obviously. That would be wrong.

I just mean celebrate with them.
Jenni

Jenni



Feb 8 2007 12:20 PM

Happy Birthday Heff-mania!
We'll be thinking of you in sunny melbourne.....!
Lou Pardi

Lou Pardi



Feb 8 2007 10:58 AM

happy birthday gorgeous man!! see you soon? xoxo
TheAmazingBastards

TheAmazingBastards



Jan 13 2007 10:39 PM

Welcome friend. You are now a fully operational member of the elite Amazing Bastards Organisation. Your new identity is Raquel Fuentes. (gay wank indeed)
The Penny Dreadfuls

The Penny Dreadfuls



Nov 23 2006 12:02 PM

hello sir. how are you?
The MW OH Show

The MW OH Show



Nov 18 2006 10:14 AM

Dude, How you doing back at home??

Question did you come across a Club in Melb in your travels called Club Ffour in Little Collins?

Am putting my application together for the Melbourne Comedy Fest next year. Any tips?

MW
Evan

Evan



Nov 5 2006 12:45 AM

seee yaa heff!

if you need anything done in this city just call me! have fun and dont do anything i would do...
Miss Kat C.

Miss Kat C.



Oct 29 2006 9:04 PM

hey hon!!
Hope your flightw as not too painful. No crying babies, or anything. I had one of those once, on the longest leg of the flight, 11 hours . AHHHH!!

Missing you already, please earn some money and comback soon. With the conversion rather, you should only need to do work like an hour and a half to earn enough to live for a year over here.

Anyway keep in touch, chat soon

Kat C. xoxo
Jenni

Jenni



Oct 26 2006 3:12 AM

You're a tricky bugger to find....
My social life is very important but so is comedy and sleep, so maybe I'll see you tonight.
If not happy cheap-arse flight home and see you MCF2007.
Lou Pardi

Lou Pardi



Oct 20 2006 7:45 AM

great pics dude!!

and GREAT idea for keeping kids cool

puhlease don' go...

xxx Lou
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