David James Likes to Jibba Jabba!!!!'s Comedian Bio
Bio
In progress, but I can tell you that the black guy dies in the end
Website
gingerbreadnegrojuice.com
Influences
STAN TUNNELL
Members
I call my member Conan
TV Shows
One time I was on an episode of COPS because a woman talked back to me and I hit her, but Grandma needed to learn a lesson
Films
Several Porn films that I'm not proud of. :(
Albums
I will be remixing the Backstreet Boys' Albums
David James Likes to Jibba Jabba!!!!'s Interests
General
Anything that makes me feel good and warm, like the inside pouch of a kangaroo.
Also, this makes me laugh
Music
I'm workin' on my first album, that shit drops on Wednesday Jupiter 4th of 2020, that shit is gonna be rad
Movies
Anything that makes my pee pee excited like the Muppet Movies and Ernest Save Christmas
Television
The Hitler Channel (The History Channel), the Rape Channel (Lifetime), White Guy Murders or Beats His Wife Channel (Court TV), The Discount Porn Channel (Cinemax)
Books
Ohnly stoopid peeple wreed books, theey ar overwrated
Heroes
Peaches, For Bringing Pat House into Our Lives, Oh and Leonardo, the Ninja Turtle, not the Grocery Cart Wrangler
I have a 20th degree blackbelt in the martial arts, I'm an expert bed wetter, I have an IQ of 300 celcius, I can time travel, I fought in Funky Town Vietnam, I can read minds, I am not Jewish but have seen a Jew once and no one believes me, I like green tea, My grandma was killed by a shark while surfing the internet
Who I'd like to meet: Parents that love me, the Fonz, the faget that my parents gave my tricylcle to, Alf, the circus folk that took my virginity, the creator of hot pockets, and dinosaurs.
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A couple of things: 1) you need some dates for shows closer than VA in the month of May cause that's when i will start being up that way. 2)yes it will be more long term. 3) you watching south park? 4) u ain't on the facebook bandwagon yet?! I'll call u homie.
You need to hang out with your coworkers more often so you can get more material...we have moved on from Bon Jovi and Jaeger to Poison and SoCo and Lime!
"Hey I Know You!!" lol yes your comment definitly helped! :) thaks again! so hows everything going??? i have a show coming up the 2nd week in oct. and then again that following week at a different venue! maybe you can add on to your rewards points and check ya gurl out!!!??? i can buy a thou to start you off! lol what do ya say????