David 2 (ShockNetRadio.com)

Who I'd like to meet:

... the girl that was in my dreams that got me through the dark days of my life. (Too bad she doesn't exist.) I have met a few who have come close, though, and one who is a very good friend of mine.

That and I'd like to meet as many Playboy Playmates as possible. I already have a couple of Playmates that I'm honored to call friends, but I'm always looking for a few more. And I'd like to meet Hef too... at least to say thank you for introducing all of these beautiful women to guys like me.

By the way, I must point out that I am NOT looking for any more long-distance relationships. PERIOD! I already have my quota of unfulfillable remote relationships and I REFUSE to take part in any more of them.

You want to talk about love, you had best be within the same area code, if not the same zip code. And no, I'm not interested in matchmakers or party lines.

Do You Want To Be On My Friends List?

Pay close attention because this is the only way this is going to work.

If I don't already know you... in other words if you're not someone that I already know and/or work with and/or chat with... ..YOU MUST SEND ME A MESSAGE.. before I will even consider including you on my friends list. Talk to me. Let me know that you're not some fraud posting fake profiles for commercial websites.

There are many ways you can send messages here. You can add a comment on the profile. You can add a comment in the photo section. You can reply to my blog entries. Or you can check your My Space mailbox under "Pending Invites" and click the "Send Message" button. Either way, find one, use it, and let me know that you're for real. And preferably use a better subject line than "Hey" or "Hey, how's it going?" Those have become trick lines for the fraudsters.

I'm having to add one more codicil and I really don't want to have to do this, but I've been getting a few messages from women that sound downright suspicious. Send me the message from YOUR OWN ACCOUNT! Not from your "friend's account" or from "your daughter's account". And don't ask me to email you at some third party address! At the very least if you do that you will be ignored, and at the very worst you will be flagged and reports for spam.

I don't like having to make that request, but I'm getting sick and tired of seeing fakers with phony profiles of women that are just plugs to commercial websites with nothing but 2000 male chumps posting "thanks for the add" messages and having no clue that they're getting played. I am also getting really sick and tired of playing these games and I'm about ready to just chuck this whole "social networking" garbage down the drain.