Laughing so hard, making videos, writing scripts and jokes, acting, music, drums, cats, boozing, dancing, soft skin and hair, sweet smells, gray shirts that used to be black, brown pictures that used to be white, old stuff in general.
Music
The Pixies, Pavement, The Flaming Lips, The Beatles, Spoon, Radiohead, Otis Redding, REM, Neil Young, Van Morrison, Wilco, Elvis Costello, The Decemberists, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, John Lennon, Led Zepplin, Matthew Sweet, The Magnetic Fields, MGMT, Justice, Queen, Smashing Pumpkins, Simon and Garfunkel, Ween, Violent Femmes, Weezer, The White Stripes, Sloan, The New Pornographers, Portishead, Starlight Mints, Donovan, T-Rex, Talking Heads, John Vanderslice, The Mae Shi, Colourmusic...
Movies
Wayne's World, Let the Right One In, There Will Be Blood, The Lives of Others, Into the Wild, It's a Wonderful Life, Wet Hot American Summer, Back to the Future I, II, & III, Cool Hand Luke, Anchorman, Eternal Sunshine, Swing Kids,The Cruise, Fletch, This is Spinal Tap, Waiting for Guffman, The Professional, American Movie, The Devil and Daniel Johnston.
About me: I'm a 28 year old artist with hip clothes and a little french-looking moustache, only you can't see it because it's on the inside of my face and is composed entirely of in-grown hairs. I was going to write something sincere here, so you could really get to know me, but then I thought "no, how about a joke about a moustache made of ingrown hairs. That's ridiculous, and people will love it!" So...did you love it? (yes.) I can't HEAR you! (We loved it!) How much did you love it??? (A bunch!) I knew you would love it. (We loved the joke!) Yeah, I heard you. (Woooooo!) Shut up. (Moustache! Moustache! Moustache!) Thank you, but you're seriously going to have to shut the hell up before I delete it and start over. (sorry..) That's okay, you just got really excited about an amazing joke about a moustache. It happens. Now for the real stuff about me. (Woooooooo!) Okay, fuck it. You get nothing.
ah David David, lovely man David, Happy Weekend to ya!! I hope all is super duper with you there? If not, The Hoff will recuse you! I made a new funny, I hope you like ;)
I hope this finds you in rude health? Keeno’s made a new film at last! But Beware, he was riddled and dosed up on Night Nurse. Deranged out of his mind!
ah Lord David of Davidstown! Hope life's treating you tip top there mate and the mojo's pumping like a Sanfranciscan who wants to increase his girth :D now I know you don't have any problems speaking in public but if you did... this might help! Just a little film i edited together for work at th BBC that made me chuckle so wanted to share.
Two things. One, I love the tug on em video and thanks so much for using that your a bad ass. I'm honored to be on tug on em.... oh yeah and two check this out,
So much fun to see you on t.v...I was like-hey, I know that guy. Your videos are pretty funny too...its nice to see yure still the crazy, funny, charismatic David-
Thats it. I can't hold this in anymore. I understand that the GoDaddy commercial probably paid pretty darn well. But why in the heck do you NOT have a show on Adult Swim? I NEED you to get your own show on Adult Swim. And not an anime show - those suck ass. Please?
You know what's exciting? Seeing someone you went to high school with on TV... especially in the middle of the super bowl. I remember thinking you were such an amazing actor back when I was a freshman (I think you were a senior?). Go daddy ;-).
Saw your godaddy. com commercial last night at a SuperBowl party, and I yelled out "Stage Monkey!" in front of every one. Thanks for making me look like a douche :)
