David Wiswell
Stand-Up / Alternative / Comedic Writers
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Is it wrong to be prejudiced against biggots?
Male
25 years old
SAN FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
United States
Last Login: 7/4/2009
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David Wiswell's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | At 20 years old DAVID WISWELL hit the San Francisco comedy scene in 2004. Since he has reached the finals of the 2005 Twisted Sea Biscuit, 2004 the Brainwash, and the 2006 San Francisco comedy club competitions he also tied for first place in MTV’s 2005 San Francisco Yo Mama competition.
With material ranging from his love of children to his hatred of the Pope, David will display an interesting view of morality and logic which will leave you questioning both yours and his.
David will be recording his independent comedy album “DAMN GLAD TO BE HERE!” so come see the sensation that’s been sweeping the floor. | | Influences | Mark Twain, Lenny Bruce, Andy Kauffman, Bill Hicks, Bob Dylan, Samuel Clemens, Emo Phillips, John Stewart, Steven Colbert, Charlie Chaplin, Jim Carrey, Tom Waits, Dora The Explora, Marc Maron, George Carlin, Patton Ozwalt, Steven Wright, Dr. Suess, Groucho Marx, Yogi Bajan, Richard Pryor, Jobe, Rodney Dangerfield, Patrice O’neil Cat Stevens, Stew kosh, Steve Martin, Mitch Headberg, Woody Allen, Arty (The strongest man in the world), Matt Groening, Chris Rock, Monty Python, John Lennon, Doug Stanhope, Sam Kinison, John Steinbeck, louis C.K., Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Bill Cosby, John paul I (not to be confused with the recently deceased John paul II or the john paul they have planned for this Fall season John Paul III "Believe in God or may you parish slowly by his loving hand"). That might be all but I’m not sure.
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David Wiswell's Interests
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| General | Comedy, music, nature, writing, reading, logic, motivation, interesting conversations, movies, my typerwriter (I don't really care for yours), arguments, walking, people watching (myspace makes it less fun; people watching is best live), karaoke, intercourse, expanding my mind be limiting it's capabilities, hating, progressions, daydreaming, Jamaica Island Muske for men | | Music | Bob Dylan, The Pixies, Leadbelly, Nirvana, Billie Holliday, John Lennon, Woody Guthrie, Neil Young, Johnny Cash, Velvet Underground, Robert Johnson, Tom Waits, Ray Charles, Bach, Charlie Parker, Blind Willie Mctell, Moldy Peaches, Radiohead, Motzart, Cat Stevens, David Bowie, Queen, Leonard Cohen, John Hurt, Lightnin' Hopkins M Jackson (Mainly Dancing), early J.Z. has terrific poetry | | Movies | Harold and Maude, Taxi Driver, City Lights, Life of Brian, Without Tears, Death to Smoochie, One Flew Over the Cukoos Nest, Fight Club, Needfull Things, Stupidity, Don't Look Back, Bound For Glory, When Stand Up Stood Out, Punchline, Holliday Heart, Anchorman, Full Metal Jacket, Hearts of Darkness, Apocolypse Now, Wag the Dog, Man Bites Dog, American History X, Resivior Dogs, Milo and Otis, The Big Lebowski, Millers Crossing, Straw Dogs, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, I Heart Huckabees, Ray, Blazing Saddles, Father of the Bride, The Pursuit of Happyness, Hannah and Her Sisters, Stand By Me, Jack The Bear, Hang em' High, Borat, Natural Born Killers, Lars and the real girl, | | Television | Simpsons, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Mr. Show, Upright Citizens Brigade, Monty Python, South Park, boondocks, my name is earl, All in the Family, Bill Maher, Lucky louie, Flight of the concords, Tough crowd, seinfeld, Man Vs. Wild, I compulsively watch O'rielly factor and am consumed by hate, | | Books | A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, Huckleberry finn, Of Mice and Men, Mans Search for Meaning, The Little Prince, The Grapes of Wrath, What is a Man?, The Dictionary, A Confederacy of Dunces, The Trials of Lenny Bruce, Different Seasons, Finding Darwin's God, The Mysterious Stranger, How to Talk Dirty and Influence People, Vice: Guide to Life, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Cat's Cradle, Lord of the Flies, A Modest Proposal, Love all the people, One flew over the cookoo's nest, | | Heroes | is one of my favorite david bowie songs! |
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I LOVE STAND UP COMEDIANS link to the BAY AREA!, Cringe Humor, NYC Underground Comedy Fest, THE COMEDY NETWORK, JOHN MARK KARR FAN CLUB~!!!!!!, East Coast-West Coast Exchange Program, Team Freebird, Comedian James Uloth
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David Wiswell's Details
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| Status: | Single | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Cross River, New York | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Capricorn | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Children: | Someday | | Education: | Some college | | Occupation: | stand up comedian / Resturaunt bitch | | Income: | Less than $30,000 |
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About me:
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I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)
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Who I'd like to meet:
Mark Twain, John paul I, Samuel Clemens and a lot of others.
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