Photography, Tattoos, countries that aren't America, The Howard Stern show, dogs, vanity (the sin rather than the magazine), reclusiveness, Sam Smith's Nut Brown Ale, pretending I don't smoke, BBC television shows, fashion mags, people watching, malls, misanthropy, reading books about the emptiness of life, Pinot Noir, daydreaming, antidisestablishmentarianism, dreaming of a blog empire
Music
Bruce "The Boss" Springsteen, Against Me!, The National, Jeff Buckley, The Weakerthans, Arcade Fire, The Gaslight Anthem, AA Bondy, Thin Lizzy, Stiff Little Fingers, Bon Iver, Talib Kweli, Antony & the Johnsons, Hüsker Dü, The GZA, Townes Van Zandt, Aretha Franklin, Postal Service, Lucero, The Silver Seas, Spank Rock, Roh Delikat, Her Space Holiday, Social D, Pavement, Neil Young, Muse, Rancid, Silver Jews, Pernice Brothers, Afghan Whigs, Ryan Adams, Billy Bragg, The Whitest Boy Alive, Drag The River, Descendents, Beach House, The Darkness, The Byrds (with Gram Parsons), The song "The Recluse" by Cursive but none of their other songs, the Beatles, the Stones (yes I like the Beatles AND the Stones), The Brother Kite, The Libertines, The Smiths, Depeche Mode, Poison, Beach Boys, Misfits, IDBS, Stevie Wonder, Karate, Pete Yorn, The Lemonheads, Elliott Smith, Propagandhi, Elvis Presley, Anton Maiden, Guy Clarke, Ted Leo, Blink 182 (yeah, whatever), Grandaddy, Velvet Underground, NoFX, Al Green, Neutral Milk Hotel, Strung Out, Wilco, Gang Starr, The Thermals, Weezer, Del The Funky Homosapien, Sam Cooke, The Microphones, Sebedoh
Movies
LEBOWSKI!!!!, Almost Famous, American Beauty, Boogie Nights, Me and You and Everyone We Know, American Splendour, Raging Bull, Wet Hot American Summer, Pulp Fiction, Garden State, Chinatown, Bram Stoker's Dracula, your favorite art film that makes me look cool, Igby Goes Down, Up and Cummers 5
Television
I like my tv like I like the NY TImes - only on Sundays
Books
High Fidelity, Cider House Rules, Perks of being a Wallflower, the Stranger, Portnoy's Complant, Bukowski's prose (rather than his [mostly] crappy poetry), Franny and Zooey (although I really only liked Franny), Survivor, Porno (Irvine Welsh), Less than Zero. I like the Allen Ginsberg Anthology, or at least did when I was in high school, which was the last time I picked it up. I figure it's gotta be good since "Howl" is the most famous thing ever.
About me: I'm pretty much a jerk. I don't drink enough water. I like quoting movies a lot. I also enjoy watching people get made fun of and hurt (physically). I am a huge fan of synthetic heat like radiators and car heaters. I go to a zillion shows. I hate indecisiveness although I am very indecisive. I like going to Europe in March it seems, although if I had my way it would be May. I have a lot of nicknames. I only like talking about myself spontaneously. I don't think I am handling the pressure that comes with the demand for contrived wittiness very well. I like starting sentences with I.
Oh, and I like dogs a lot too.