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StandUPcomic Dax Jordan
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StandUPcomic Dax Jordan daxjordan2000@yahoo.com for booking

Male
33 years old
PORTLAND, Oregon
United States



Last Login: 3/9/2010
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   StandUPcomic Dax Jordan's Comedian Bio
Bio"Not just great...Brilliant." -Eddie Brill, booker for the Letterman Show........ "A button-pushing provocateur!" -Mike Moto, Berkeley CA................... Dax Jordan was born in Los Angeles in 1976 in a coked-out daze. His mother was a laborer, working five jobs, though none of them paying, and in her spare time was a stenographer for the homeless. His father was a hypothetical fisherman who made most of his fortune weaving nets for sunken ships. After burning their home in L.A., the Jordan family moved to Sandy, Oregon, into a cave of darkness and despair both figuratively and literally. There was much love in the family, but not for Dax. Though his parents adored him, they made him stand in a ditch in their earthen basement for most meals, claiming they just didnt have enough room at the dinner table, even though he had no other siblings. This made Dax bitter, and he took out his aggression on the playground. Unfortunately, as a 90-pound weakling, Dax was often pummeled by bullies, thugs and schoolgirls. That 90-pound weakling blossomed into a strapping 140- pound weakling in college at the University of Oregon, where he got the psychology degree that he still has not used to this day. At the U of O, Dax’s good-guy looks and passively surly disposition earned him the nickname Nice Guy Gone Horribly Wrong, which he is still not able to shake. This pushed Dax into the dark world of stand-up comedy, where he found that people were not only laughing with him, but at him as well. Dax is a free thinker by day (though he’s considering charging a fee soon) and successful stand-up comedian by night, giving him a one-two punch unprecedented in the modern world. His hobbies are golf, pottery, and breaking his own nose with a ball-peen hammer. daxjordan2000@yahoo.com
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MembersClick on this map to see where prisoners of oppressive regimes look to me for hope.
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TV ShowsNational Geographics:Expeditions to the Edge, Commercials for The Portland Tribune and Spirit Mtn Casino.
FilmsUntraceable, Without Limits: the Prefontaine Story, Freedom State, Spiral
AlbumsThe Zipper Down Mind of Dax Jordan. Available on CD at all live performances. The cost is exactly whatever you feel it’s worth. I will meet all other comedian’s prices.

    StandUPcomic Dax Jordan's Interests
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MusicSpacey and the Honky Heads, Phenylketonurics*, Panda Wang, The Bleached Blonde Appetizers, The Auggie-ists, Double Fault, Poke You In The Eye, Tofu Haiku, Mike Phil Greg and the MikePhilGregs, Small Dog Warning, Spoonerism, Pablum Tanker, Bonding Agent 9, The Ohmyf'ingawds, Cousins Without Siblings, Walter Cronkite's Chest Wheeze, Foreskin, The Saskatchewan Zydeco Quintet, Wham.
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BooksShoelace Art For Dummies, 9/11-Pictures of People Crying, Milton Berle's Private Joke File, Zen and the Art of Self Abuse, Waiting to Inhale, Dave Barry Writes A Book, 50 Places to Kiss in Poughkeepsie, Soda Jerk Winnebago, The Tennis Wing-Ding, Harry Potter and the Contradictory Premises, Spanish For Ukrainians, The Wham That Was.
HeroesThe brave men and women of the Nisqually Elks Lodge. Not now, nor have they ever been, members of the Communist Party.

     StandUPcomic Dax Jordan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Portland, Oregon
Body type:6' 1" / Slim / Slender
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
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Income:$250,000 and Higher

   StandUPcomic Dax Jordan's Schools
University Of Oregon
Eugene,Oregon
Graduated: 1997
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Postdoctoral
Major: Evolutionary Psychology
Minor: Bats
Clubs: Rho Rho Rho Your Boating. Oncology. Bunker Busting. International Consortium Of Whammers.
Greek:   Rho Rho Rho

1993 to 1997
Sandy High School
Sandy,Oregon
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Clubs: crying in the corner at dances. acne. band geeks. not scoring. tennis by default. Irish Republican Army.
 

1991 to 1993

   StandUPcomic Dax Jordan's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
stand up comedian, sketch comedian, host
Film - Drama - Acting
comic actor

   StandUPcomic Dax Jordan's Companies
Three's
Culver City, california US
pretending to be gay
Tripping Over Stuff Dept.

late 70's, early 80's


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Dax Jordan Does Portland
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The Upside of Internet Dating
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Dax Jordan, stand up comedian of doom
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StandUPcomic Dax Jordan's Friends Comments
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Make A Star

Make A Star
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Feb 16 2010 6:19 PM

Expose your comedy and compete free for monthly cash prizes on www.MakeAStar.com
Brad Stephens (of SLOW the IMPACT)

Brad Stephens (of SLOW the IMPACT)



Jan 27 2010 12:36 PM

Hello Dax-amillion Jordan- thanks for adding my new page. You know rumor has it that in a handfull of weeks a certain bartender might be returning to Tuesday nights at Suki's... of course it's still in the rumor phase. See you soon buddy!
The Wings (The Golden Wingsachet)

The Wings (The Golden Wingsachet)



Jan 8 2010 5:06 AM

Did you like my new songs on my profile?   (vote) lol
The Wings (The Golden Wingsachet)

The Wings (The Golden Wingsachet)



Dec 23 2009 10:29 AM

thank you very much for the friendship ^_^

Happy x'mas : )

Khwan
The Wings (The Golden Wingsachet)

The Wings (The Golden Wingsachet)



Dec 23 2009 10:28 AM

thank you very much for the friendship ^_^

Khwan
Kyla

Kyla



Dec 11 2009 10:34 PM

Hello last person on the planet to use myspace... is it lonely?
daVis

DiSorderly DAVIs



Oct 25 2009 12:51 AM

YOUR SHOW WAS OUTSTANDING, MAN!  KEEP IT UP!  WANNA C U ON TV, U DESERVE IT!
Can't wait to see you there!!


FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2009
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KEGS AND JELLO SHOTS GALORE!

From Portland:
Take I-405 North to I-5 North into WA;
OR
Take i-205 into WA, merge onto I-5 North.

Take exit 14, Pioneer St. Exit. Turn Right,
then follow to S. 65th Rd. Follow the curve around, and S. 65th will become S. 5th St. 1st driveway on the
left. Come party like a Rock Star on 25+ acres of private property."

Frybread Assassin

Cave Man



Sep 2 2009 3:32 PM

sawp I was down in portland, they do comedy at JUBITZ, you ever work there?
JJ aka Tricia

JJ aka Tricia



Aug 14 2009 9:58 PM

...... ......
Pirate Satellite TV ©

Pirate Satellite TV ©



Jul 11 2009 1:41 AM

Hey there StandUPcomic Dax Jordan

Saturday July 11: COMEDY BATTLES – Best of Oregon
Watch the Stand-Ups verbally DUKE IT OUT
For the title of BEST OF OREGON!

The Winning Team Competes with Seattle Next Week! 7pm, $3

FEZ BALLROOM
316 SW 11th Ave
Portland, OR 97205

floydj

floydj



Jul 3 2009 3:55 PM

Dax is a funny guy if he is not in front of Tribble lol
Ed Forman

Ed Forman



Jun 29 2009 10:57 PM

The Ed Forman Show
-1 Year Anniversary EDstravaganza-

TUESDAY - 6/30
9PM
@ DANTE'S

PLEASE COME JOIN US TO CELEBRATE 1 YEAR OF LAUGHING, LOVING, & LIVING TOGETHER AT DANTES!

Featuring interviews with model/dancer SORROW SUICIDE, MAROLLIN MONROE of the Rose City Rollers, & the ultimate street performer WORKING KIRK REEVES!

Plus Blue Brothers style house-band GIMME SOME LOVIN
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And appearances by all your favorite characters, including Clyde the Masterbating Mime, Burt Reynolds, our Russian Producer Vladamir, Pepe the Suicidal Spanish Puppy, Philly Cheese Steak Forman, and plenty more...
Ron Funches

ron funches



Jun 11 2009 6:42 AM

hey dax. I saw a picture of you and I that reminded me how much I love you.
THE Mitzi

THE Mitzi



Jun 7 2009 5:36 PM

we randomly decided to go to a dive bar in the middle of nowhere and got thrown out in about 30 minutes. haha. At least neither of us got in a fight!!
Comedian ALYSIA WOOD

Comedian ALYSIA WOOD



Jun 5 2009 11:21 AM

Your powers of observation astound me.
elbow macaroni

elbow macaroni



May 15 2009 9:29 PM

Leather jacket default is back! I knew May would be a good month.
Hijinx Comedy & Music Club

Hijinx Comedy & Music Club



May 15 2009 6:46 PM

Loving your friendship!!
Kyla

Kyla



May 13 2009 5:41 AM

WHAT!
Kyla

Kyla



May 12 2009 7:00 AM

HEY!
Diane

Diane



May 5 2009 5:44 AM

Oh, I'm sure that the guy getting pwnd by the computer isn't you and he doesn't look smart. And we know that you are "smart-looking" (which is something nerd girls like myself appreciate)
Summer

Summer Harrison



Apr 27 2009 8:31 PM

Thanks for the add. It was great meeting you guys! In case I didn't make it clear before, we laughed our asses off at your show! Hope we can all hang in the not too distant future.
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Kyla

Kyla



Apr 22 2009 8:56 PM

love you!...
kinda
Justin Hanes

Justin Hanes



Apr 16 2009 1:15 AM

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Vanessa

Vanessa Tucker



Mar 31 2009 3:33 AM

CoCo nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!! yum! how's it going? I finally found my home.
First time that I move to a country and have had no culture shock! I LOVE it here!
elbow macaroni

elbow macaroni



Mar 25 2009 2:05 AM

Do I need my calculator? I hope not, I sold it for a McChicken Deluxe.
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