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Daymon Ferguson
Stand-Up / Female / Other
"Daymon Ferguson Stand Up Comic, Angry Flawed Environmentalist"

Male
38 years old
MILPITAS, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 10/13/2008
Mood: ecstatic Mood Image
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General
BERNARD PIVOT'S 10 QUESTIONS
Otherwise Known As...
The Questions James Lipton Asks at the End of "Inside the Actor's Studio"
What is your favorite word? Sesquipedalian
What is your least favorite word? Rutabaga
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? Boobs
What turns you off? Judgement
What is your favorite curse word? GODFUCKINGSHITDAMNITFUCKSHIT
What sound or noise do you love? Laughter
What sound or noise do you hate? Pet birds
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Rock Star
What profession would you not like to do? Lawyer
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? You're on in five minutes!!
MusicI like good music skillfully played.

MoviesLORD OF THE RINGS (ALL THREE OF THEM) Sam Peckinpah was a genious
TelevisionSouth Park, anything Joss Whedon does, Family Guy, Simpsons, Iron Chef, THE WIRE!!!, Deadwood, Chappelle's Show, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Futurama
BooksI LIKE BOOKS!!!!!
HeroesRichard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Hunter Thompson, Terrence McKenna, Paul Watson, Wyatt Earp, Stevie Ray Vaughn, single mothers, people who work for charities, anyone not afraid to speak their truth.................. STEVE IRWIN IS MY JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Groups: San Francisco Stand Up ComedyThe First & Best Something Positive GroupComedians - Best JokesWine Slobs

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     Daymon Ferguson's Details
Status:Married
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Body type:0' 0"
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Comic

   Daymon Ferguson's Schools
Universal Technical Institute Inc
Phoenix,Arizona
Graduated: 1989
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
 

1987 to 1989
Piedmont Hills High
San Jose,California
Graduated: 1987
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
 

1983 to 1987


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A good friend wrote this about me....I can't do any better so I'm just gonna post it. Daymon Ferguson hails from Hell. Or rather, Chico California, where he was born into a white trash tradition that he’s been trying to escape ever since. High school brought the impetus Daymon needed to become a comedian—he announced to his tenth grade drama teacher that he would one day become a stand-up comic. He got right on that, too. A mere twenty years later, here he is! But first he had to take care of a few other careers—Daymon has been a diesel truck mechanic, pizza delivery guy, forklift mechanic, waiter, racecar driver, ditch digger, exotic dancers’ bodyguard, and lawyer. All of which have helped prepare him for a career standing up in front of a bunch of people, telling dick jokes. Six years of work as a lawyer have taught Daymon to truly despise lawyers. Since making the decision to quit law for comedy, he’s started to feel his soul growing back. It kind of itches. When he’s not in front of a jury or worse, a crowded comedy club, Daymon likes to tempt the fates that have let him live for the last 35 years. He flies small planes, scuba dives, and pretends to be a medieval warrior by putting on 50 pounds of plate metal and running around in the blazing sun getting hit by big men with sticks. He is also an actor, a half-assed guitar player, and an avid wine connoisseur. (But please don’t call him a wine geek—he prefers the far more dignified “cork dork.”) He’ll pay $100 for a bottle of wine. But in beer he is true to his white trash roots—he refuses to spend more than $6 on a 12-pack. Daymon lives in San Jose, California with his lovely wife, his dog, three cats, some fish, and a bunch of fussy, demanding, and emotionally abusive houseplants.
Who I'd like to meet:
Comics, actors, promoters, bookers, agents, directors, producers, writers, sketch comics, improvisors, wine lovers and other interesting talented people

   Daymon Ferguson's Friend Space (Top 23)
Daymon Ferguson has 536 friends.
 Erikka 


 Kurtis Matthews 


 San Francisco Comedy College 


 Geek Comedy Show 


 Ali Mafi 


 Jay Starr 


 Paul Sullivan (aka Sully) 


 Scotty Fell 


 Karen Smyth 


 Robert Peterson 


 Thomas 


 SPF7 


 Owen 


 Alex 


 Michael Slack 


 Sal "Obama or Canada" Calanni 


 Sammy Wegent 


 larry "bubbles" brown 


 Lilibeth Helson 


 Ken 


 Melissa 


 The SFCC Clubhouse 


 Rich 





Daymon Ferguson's Friends Comments
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VARG





Oct 8 2008 4:40 PM

Photobucket
Red Scott





Sep 8 2008 6:42 PM

Thanks for the feedback yesterday. Let me make sure I have it written down correctly:

"Man up. Stop being such a bitch.
"
Fortino Winery





Aug 18 2008 1:08 AM

Thanks for a great performance Friday Night at the Winery!
The crowd loved ya!
Comic Connie Sercey





Aug 4 2008 4:25 AM

Have a great week Daymon and thanks for the add!
Scotty Fell





Jul 11 2008 1:37 AM

I Fucked It!!! You should have seen it...
Sandy





Jul 4 2008 6:49 PM

Cake = Patriotism.
Pete Moon





Jul 3 2008 1:13 AM

to come out and do a set? the info is in my bulletin.
im leaving in a bit there
Pete Moon





Jul 2 2008 9:35 PM

we got the mic.
if ur down hit me up
Wendy





Jun 15 2008 4:55 PM

Happy Pappy Day to you !!
Woohoo!! And it gets better each year - with macaroni art cards, ties, power tools, + Sunday brunches + BBQ's.....makes me want to be a dad, too !!
Enjoy your day!
:o)
Tracy Lynn





Jun 10 2008 2:47 AM

Hey Damon!
Just found our Junior Prom pic! Wow aren't you handsome! You made me look good. How's the career coming? Give me a shout when you can find time in your busy schedule. I have much to tell you.
Peace!
Gingerballs*





Jun 9 2008 9:45 PM

Hahaha! Pixie power, indeed! Your myspace background is so you.
Jeffery





Jun 2 2008 5:53 PM

You killed Sat night, loved the crap bit.
Thanks for the tips!
Scotty Fell





May 30 2008 3:12 AM

Your gonna look cute smoking pink cigars.
Scotty Fell





May 23 2008 12:35 PM

Your seed is DIAMOND baby! Da DoDooo
(That might raise questions to the uninformed as well)
Scotty Fell





May 22 2008 11:54 PM

I think that hat Sucks.. How'a the pregnancy going?
Scotch





Apr 8 2008 3:38 AM

Um...you might want to talk to Kurtis....

Drew





Mar 26 2008 8:22 AM

Gingerballs*





Mar 25 2008 5:24 AM

Sup, homes? I saw your bulletin. Congratulations, buddy.
Bones!
Comedian Lisa Myers





Mar 24 2008 9:40 PM

Congratz on the second coming!
Anna





Mar 24 2008 8:44 PM

that's GREAT news Daymon!!!
I'm so excited for you.

see ya at Roosters soon. I'll be working Wednesdays again...

Anna
Hasan Minhaj





Mar 24 2008 6:51 PM

congrats daymon!
Morgan...





Mar 23 2008 10:45 PM

Thanks for the add fella ... Do you think I look better with or without makeup? (this is with) Later MorganPhotobucket
Scotty Fell





Feb 28 2008 2:23 AM

Webfetti.com.. ..

You Faggot
Chad





Feb 22 2008 5:28 AM

Hey Daymon, how have you been?
Karen Smyth





Feb 21 2008 8:43 PM

$%# contests!
Pun~kin' :)





Feb 19 2008 9:32 PM

Hey Daymon-Its me Michelle, Piedmont Hills, drama..lol remember? So what's pugnacious and why are u in that mood today? Just thought to ask..lol
Haven't talked in a while. How u doing and family?

Michelle
Sal "Obama or Canada" Calanni





Feb 2 2008 10:57 PM

check out my na