dazzlefresh
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dazzlefresh dazzlefresh Fighter of the Night Man. Champion of the son. Master of karate and friendship for everyone

Male
31 years old
FARGO, North Dakota
United States



Last Login: 11/13/2009
Mood: savage Mood Image
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    dazzlefresh's Interests
Generalmy pet! I'm interested in one thing. The truth. If you have any clues about the whereabouts of the truth, or remember anything, call me. Here's my card...
MusicI listen to lots of funk and soul when the radio isn't tuned to NPR. Country rock gives me hives. Old-timey country kicks butt.
MoviesNon-formulaic is nice. That's not a film, that's what I hope for when I go to a movie. I want to leave feeling something other than "That was ok, but this and this could have been done better." I want to leave the theater feeling angry and informed (Inconvenient Truth), giddy (Amelie), or like my mind has been blown (Being John Malkovich, Children of Men).
TelevisionYes. I have one.
BooksYou should really read more books.
HeroesDavid Cross, Christopher Moore, Ian McEwan, The folks behind It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, Louis CK. If only they could all mate and create a superwonderkind.

     dazzlefresh's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Ethnicity:Other
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:Grad / professional school
Occupation:Roustabout/Scallywag

   dazzlefresh's Schools
Minnesota State University-Moorhead
Moorhead,Minnesota
Graduated: 2006
Degree: Master's Degree
Major: Creative Writing
 

2004 to 2006
University Of Evansville
Evansville,Indiana
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: trouble
Minor: aches and pains
Clubs: The Crescent
Greek:   Phi Gamma Delta

1997 to 2001

   dazzlefresh's Networking
Publishing - Writer - Novelist
Yes, I'm a poor writer trying to peddle my wares. Look down on me while I silently judge your sold-out corporate lifestyle.



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   dazzlefresh's Blurbs
About me:
I didn't expect to end up in Fargo, but here I am. I hide a sensitive soul within a shell of satirical wit, soft belly, and emotional distance. I sit around in my boxers a lot. I write a lot of boring blogs in hopes of striking gold once in a while. I'm praying like hell that I do.
Who I'd like to meet:
The kid who pointed at me the other day and asked his mom what was wrong with me, in a dark alley, with no witnesses. So I can kick the crap out of him.

   dazzlefresh's Friend Space (Top 11)
dazzlefresh has 22 friends.
 Brad 


 Anna 


 Frosty of ITRadio 


 Keychain 


 Jonassen 


 Sing the Body Electric 


 Chris 


 Lillith 


 This American Life 


 Jay 





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Brad

Brad



Oct 13 2008 1:46 AM

It was stale here....


It was either this or sending you a virtual yeast infection.

I guess I'm feeling kind today.
Frosty of ITRadio

Brett Stolz



Jul 23 2008 7:17 PM

You may or may not know of my buddy Graeme (or Weird Cookie) but he made an amazing mashup of the Fresh Prince and Weezer. Watch below and leave a comment at You Tube.

You Tube Comments *Click Me!*
BB

Brian Baier



Jun 23 2008 2:28 AM

Happy Birthday.
No, for real!
BB

Brian Baier



Jun 16 2008 1:36 AM

Gadzooks! You know what time it is when and elephant sits on your fence ...?
BB

Brian Baier



Jun 10 2008 9:13 PM

Hey, you're friends with the Legionnaires! I've got some phtotos of them playing at the Crosstown Lounge here:

http://picasaweb. google. com/elucidarian/20071004CrosstownCraziness?authkey=n3heIF4x9m8

And you might find this interesting, too:

http://www. migrationstudios. com/MigrationStudios/film. html

(I'm AD on Midwest Jam)
Brad

Brad



Apr 7 2008 2:09 AM

We need to see each other. I owe you a punch in the face. You owe me a kick in the groin.
Chris

Chris



Feb 9 2008 11:20 PM

Just got back from AWP in NYC a few days ago, so settling back into the semester.

Feeling a little overloaded with things to do, but that's nothing new.

Although I figure if I don't turn in my thesis soon, I'll have to push back graduation another semester or so, which is stressing me out, so the next few weeks will be pretty stressful.

How are you?
Sing the Body Electric

Sing the Body Electric



Feb 5 2008 8:05 PM

Hah. (Texas style)
Brad

Brad



Jan 26 2008 2:06 AM

I should come up there. Kick some Fargo yuppie ass. You can just say; "sorry, he's Mormon." Then shrug.
Frosty of ITRadio

Brett Stolz



Dec 31 2007 12:03 AM

Thanks for the Birfday wishes! I just wish I could be with friends and family.

Either way, I'm with my wife, and we're going to make the most of it.

Take care and have a great New Year's!
Brad

Brad



Dec 25 2007 2:51 AM

Without the blue hat.

Merry Christmas, Happy Ooooh-Year.
Jonassen

Jonassen



Dec 20 2007 12:53 AM

Your cookie looks like your adopted panda.
Sing the Body Electric

Sing the Body Electric



Nov 30 2007 7:27 PM

Your new profile picture makes you look kind of like a serial killer, and I like it. But if you punch me in the throat you better pull down those goggles, for I will claw your eyes out. Friendo.
Brad

Brad



Nov 26 2007 1:13 PM

You need to get...ummm. Forget it, I lost it. I think it went the way of my will to live. Not that I'm thinking about ending it all. Nope just noticing the will to keep living is gone, with my soul, somewhere.
Brad

Brad



Nov 24 2007 2:27 AM

I'm listening to Ennio Morricone right now. He makes me want to star in my own spaghetti western. We should make one. In the snow, in Fargo. With umm snow.
Brad

Brad



Nov 22 2007 4:53 AM

...cuz if there is one thing she don't need is another hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto. ...in the ghetto

Elvis is me.
Brad

Brad



Oct 25 2007 10:41 AM

Your MySpace makes me want to eat the babies you punch.
Sing the Body Electric

Sing the Body Electric



Oct 21 2007 6:55 PM

I really like your house. It's beautiful. Sorry I missed you at the party, too. Me and Jay were animals. It was awesome. You better do halloween...
Brad

Brad



Oct 19 2007 1:26 AM

This one time at space camp I stuck a space shuttle...

Um wait. That was in a dream with a robot that looked like a bowling ball.

Wait that was a crappy movie.

I give up. Something happened that one time.
Brad

Brad



Sep 28 2007 11:31 AM

How many shoes do I have to piss on at the urinals before you take me out of your number one spot? Seriously, I can only fake a siezure so many times.
Brad

Brad



Sep 5 2007 6:04 PM

Nope. He is about much a hero of mine as my poop, which I flush down the toilet regularly.
Brad

Brad



Aug 21 2007 3:19 AM

Fuck. You.

This is my virtual middle finger.

You like that? Fucker.
Brad

Brad



Aug 21 2007 1:40 AM

Damn you and your demotions. They play havoc on my delicate heart strings. Sigh.
Jonassen

Jonassen



Aug 20 2007 6:39 PM

Hell, I've got to be a better friend than This American Life. Looks like I'll have to rebuild my street cred.
Brad

Brad



Jun 28 2007 11:52 PM

You smell of rotten chicken.
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