d barcan | MySpace Video HEY ALL A SHOUT OUT TO MY 4 FAVORITE PEEPS:::CLINT EASTWOOD,JOHN MADDEN,HUGH HEFFNER AND THE LATE PAUL"AKA ALFRED E" NON LORRAINE AND NON EDWIN NEWMAN-MORE AKA PAUL NEWMAN!SORRY TO ALL OUT THERE WHO ENJOY THIS COMEDY ON THIS PAGE BUT MYSTERIOUSLY MOST OF THIS ALL HAS BEEN ERASED BY EITHER MYSPACE OR POSSIBLY ONE OF THE JERK OFFS OR PEOPLES THAT I WAS DOING COMEDY ON...REMEMBER ITS CALLED COMEDY IF YOU DONT LIKE IT GO TO SOMEONE ELSES SIGHT LOSERS!-C-O-M-E-D-Y...SO IN SHORT SOMEONE OR SOMEONES RUINED ALL YOUR FUN ON HERE...GEEZ I WONDER WHO MOST LIKELY MADE A COMPLAINT????...WELL THROW OUT FREEDOM OF SPEECH ON HERE!...I THINK A LOT OF PEOPLE WILL FIGURE OUT WHO ERASED THIS ANYWAYS SORRY TO ALL OUT THERE BUT I HAVE TO STOP WRITING COMEDY ON HERE!...THIS SIGHT IS CURRENTLY DEDICATED TO ALL PEOPLE AND ALL RACES AND LIFESTYLES(AKA...BUT YOU ALL GOTTA CHECK WITH ME LATER IN A FEW MONTHS)...AND RACES+BELIEFS AND ALL OPINIONS FROM ALL PEOPLE TO THE GOOD TO THE BAD AND THE BAD TO THE GOOD AND ESPECIALLY I WANT TO GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ANOTHER AMERICAN HERO AND ANOTHER GREAT PERSON WHEREVER HE MAY BE...ANOTHER GREAT GUY NAMED DAN'"DAN WHITE"HEY DAN ROCK ON BROTHER!NOW WE START:::HOW ARE YOU ALL OUT THERE DOING TODAY,TONIGHT???:::: THIS IS NOT ANN HATHAWAY'S EX BOYFRIEND SO EVERYONE PLEASE RELAX AND STOP BEING WHACK AZZ SILLY-MY GOODNESS-EVERYONE!!BUT WHAT THIS IS... THIS IS SIR NON ALISTER COOKE SAYING HELLO EVERYONE AND I KINDLY WELCOME YOU ALL FROM A NON MASTERPIECE THEATER SOMEWHERE IN AROUND OR ACTUALLY ALL OVER NEW JERSEY CURRENTLY AT THE MOMENT!....??? PLUS I'M CURRENTLY BEING BEAMED FROM A SATELLITE FROM NEW JERSEY TO NEW GUINEA(NEW OR OLD IT'S ALL THE SAME::: ALL GUINEAS ARE GOOD PEOPLE!...??????-AND AUSTRALIA TO AFRICA-(a very similar lot-"aka --group of people:::DEPENDING ON WHERE YOU LIKE TO WATCH FROM:::"The milkman cometh"quote of the day"I'M GOING INTO THE WOODS TO SHOOT SOME GENTILE AZZ,i'M USING MY BOW AND ARROW AND BB GUN of its generation/i DON'T CARE IF ITS THE MAILMAN TAKING A WOODS STOP OVER PISS IN MID-DAY, A WILD BORE,WILD AZZ,ANY AZZ,HUMAN AZZ/ANIMAL AZZ/land inhabitants/a tree/an entire forest/poison ivy,mammals,Aunt Esther from Sanford and Son,,A deer,a dear,a- dur, chipmunks,skunks or even a gay rabbit or a gay ass rabid pissed off toxic rabid infested in short a gay raccoon,a rabbi, preists,nuns,barnith frankfuter,or stick to the basics just plainly a gay raccoon,,it all doesn't matter in Harvey land :::Morals out da window like barnith frankfuter on acid:::Harvey quote of the day:::Biotches just as long as its some out and out azz-I'LL DRINK FROM MY GLASS! SO,ANYONE WANT TO COME WITH ME!???(yuck):::::::::::::::Human and Alien Alert:::Folks when i count to ten you will all be comic victims laughing out loud whether you want to or like to and even when you dont want to for at some point during the duartion of these words on here-especially people who dont find this funny or in good tatste!??-Your brain will be Laughing and please remember you will see a 1 -2-3-4-5 etc...etc...!-Anyways we carry on with this very exciting new and fresh episode not involving second families on the side and missing siblings (and p.s. note::: This is alistar cooke and i want my molecules back a-sap!!!!...???)...People this is a very exciting episode from the New POLICE 5.0 FILES SERIES--THE FUZZ RETURNS! Folks we tune into this upcoming possible police show in progress:::We here in progress the officer speaking frenetically-Wait!I can here him!!!--Damn all this is so very exciting and check this out all for this the officer in progress speaking..shhhh..ok..Here he goes(in a really flexible voice lets call him Officer Harvard"jap-a-zoni" Milkzoni aka "milky"(milkzoni to protect his identity-motto"He may be looking up at us all now(Or in his case down very down)...Any of these diverse brain suregon groups jump at you all 1.Gays(+drug addicts aka celebrity rehab)??2.Jewish people and Hollywood(aka Holly gives Wood-bad joke)??3.Italian people+paparazzi???,4.Gov't officals+Clergy???,5.Police Patrol Officers+And any group or tribe that Lindsey Lohan,Samantha Ronson-aka- mick ronson of her generation),Rosie O'donnell,Madonna,Ellen(so sexy Ellen your a babe actually) and that sexy black woman-Wanda Sykes all come from!!!-????(You all have heard of the big ten??Then this is the freak top 50 show!:::Another confused goy-officer(goyofficer)?Another confused Jew-a-zoni?? The peak top of humanity!!!...?????)What about the mayor Mazzoni??aka Mr maccoroni!??Well-Thats another exciting chapter-coming soon)...For Now Harvard Milk aka "milky....A domestic financial terrorist???(No he's not a terrorist-But his schlong may be!!...????(Thats later in the story all...A male femine-nazi??(ok maybe...maybe no)...But my point is CLEAR(in a really angry feminnine male voice)my point is biotches out there its all friggin simple "When milky talks people listen!...????aka or dont listen.....more aka....Milk of Magnesia) but for fuc-sake...Cant we all get along!??)... ok shhhh-This is ALISTAR COOKE AGAIN...Lets tune into Milky aka --"Also at the time and currently in afterlife as we all see Milky is a top secret police patrolman at the same time he was/is in office...These are very rare tapes people so sit back and enjoy them!????(YUCK!!)-And all in the great words of Milky-:::Audience i could never forget these brillant lines by the one and only MILKY when he said the following classic statements the verbal shots heard round the world so to speak and in fact while stating these famous infamous lines the Milkman could be seen wearing a small but quite charming cow milk bell around his neck at the sametime he said these quotes and quite Loudly i must add!!!Lets listen in...::::"Anyone have any questions then talk to the azz now or forever hold your scrotem"..."Also anyone that doesnt agree with me than your ass will be grass and i will be the lawnmower""graze me biotch i'm a sheep"..He talks to the audience:THIS IS HARVARD MILKMAN- AKA "MILKY"-SPEAKING!("HEY ALL YOU FREAKS OUT THERE-YOU ALL HAVE HEARD OF THE SNOWMAN-WELL HERES THE FRIGGIN MILKMAN!...HERES JOHNNY!!???I MEAN HERES "MILKY")::::MILKY IN PROGRESS TALKING:::HEY WHO'S COOKING AZZ AGAIN????-I SMELL AZZ!-:::..>>>????:::A GORILLA HAIR HAS GONE SOMEWHERE AND IT IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND!!??(AKA MAGILLA GORILLA)(AKA GORILLA IN THE MITTS)AKA(A GOR-AFFE OF HIS GENERATION)AKA(HARRY BOYLE OF HIS GENERATION::: THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE PLAYOFFS WILL START SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE--P.S. AKA IT SHOULD ACTUALLY BE CALLED THE-"AKA-- THE NATIONAL HONKEY LEAGUE --of its generation)--P.S. YOU EVER SEE A BROTHER ON SKATES??IVE SEEN SOME CHEAP ass SKATES?BUT A BROTTTTHHHHA ON ICE SKATES???WHERE???P.S. ITS ALSO ALMOST THE TIME OF PLAYOFFS IN HOCKEY(THE NHL--AKA THE NATIONAL HITLER LEAGUE OF ITS GENERATION--P.S.WHITE PLAYERS+ CATS WHACKING AND SWATTING PEEPS WITH LONG WODDEN GENTILE STICKS--I'M GETTING THE F-K OUT OF HERE A -SAP--ALSO A-SAP YOU ALL SEE A JEW OR MUSLIM OR ASIAN OR A BROTHER OR EVEN A PR WACKING PEOPLE WITH A STICK???I CANT FIND EVEN ONE DELICATE FELLOW JEW PASSING AWAY ON AN ICE SKATING RINK WITH A WOODEN STICK IN HIS GENTILE HANDS--NO SIGHTINGS--MAYBE UFO ALIEN HOCKEY-THERE ARE??WELL YOU NEVER KNOW-- NO JOKE---RELAX ALL---I STILL OWN THE FIRST BROTHER HOCKEY CARD ON A HOCKEY TEAM--- HOCKEY CARD-I THINK HE WAS ON THE WASHINGTON CAPITOLS CIRCA 1975-- AND ISNT THERE A BROTHER ON THE RANGERS NOW OR RECENTLY???---BUT ITS ACTUALLY THE TIME OF THE YEAR(PLAYOFFS) FOR HOCKEY PLAYERS TO START CLUBBING EACH OTHER LIKE SEALS--WITH THEIR SELF CARVED WOODEN WEAPONS--DAMM YOU CATS ARE LIKE CAVEMEN---SHEEEEIT--CAVEMEN ARE LESS PRIMITIVE--BUT WE ALL STILL LOVE YA ALL!!! HOCKEY RULES--PLUS YOU GUYS RULE AND ALSO GET ALLL THE HOT BIOTCHES+BABES+EXCEPT RON DU-GAY HAHA(JOKING) BUT THAT IS A FUNNY ASS NAME YOU HAVE TO ADMIT RON ---BUTT ANYWAYS PEACE IN THE RANGER EAST AND SEND THEM ALL TO RUINS AND SAY HI TO THE BOSTON BRUINS-----EVERYONE READING THIS RULES--P.S. MY BIRFDAY--"AKA---" BIRTHDAY OF ITS GENERATION" IS SOON THE BIG 40 IN MAY--I EXPECT LOTS OF GIFTS+EVEN CASH+NON HOOKERS EVERYTHING BASICALLY GENTILE AND GOYA CENTRAL::::::P.S. MY TRAVELERS CHECKS WERE HONESTLY STOLEN SNEAKILY 3 TIMES IN 1995 IN A LONDON DORM-SUMMER STAY:IT WAS HELL:::ALSO IN TORONTO IN 2004 I WAS ALMOST MAULED BY THEIR TRAIN SYSTEM-- IT COMES IN THE STATION LIKE 200MPH AND I WAS STANDING ON THE TRACKS+GOOD THING I LOOKED TO THE LEFT LIKE 2 SECONDS BEFORE IT CAME OR I WOULD HAVE BEEN CHOPPED TSUNAMI--ALSO I WENT TO SEE THE TORONTO BLUE JAY'S BASEBALL GAMES --LIKE 7 IN A ROW THE FIRST GAME INTERESTIGLY ENOUGH WAS THE RED SOX IN TOWN TO PLAY THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS--AND THEIR ANIMALS +I MEAN FANS CAME FROM BOSTON+ SCREAMING THAT THE YANKEES SUCK:: SAYING THE YANKEES SUCK::YANKESS SUCK:::YANKEES SUCK AND THERE WASNT EVEN ONE YANKEE IN THE BUILDING--NOT EVEN A JEW (OR GENTILE) WITH A YANKEE SHIRT ON::: NOT EVEN ONE NAZI WITH THAT YANKEE SYMBOL ON THEIR SHIRT-YOU ALL KNOW THE YANKEE SYMBOL--AKA--I'TS LIKE A MODERN DAY SWATZTIKA:::ANYWAYS YOUR ALL SO SWEET BOSTON FANS:::AKA BOSTON NATION"I RAN OUT OF THERE A-SAP:::AKA-- RED SOX FANS ARE LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN MIDDLE AMERICAN DUMB ASSES,DRUNK IRISHMEN,NAZIS AND JEWS COMBINED("A TOXIC NON BRITTANY SPEARS COMBO"ITS TOXIC-- BRITTANY--BRITTANY WHITE COURTESY PHONE CALL PLEASE baldy,,hello,,baldy,,hello,ok in spanish jello,anyone there baldy in the side pocket??damm i have heard of guys shaving their heads? at least it can look cool at times--but you honestly brittany just killed my erection--there will be a mourning time scheduled yesterday or today a-sap for my un-erection... brittany since you went and shaved your un-blond non germanic maine of hair--- baldy--brittany??kojak??uncle fester??dubai aziz-owitz??--GEORGE STEINBRENNER IN DA HOUSE SOMEWHERE??? A-SAP)(PLUS SOME BROTHERS+ITALIANS+PR'S)BACK TO DB PROGRAMMING::BLACK+WHITE+GERMAN+GENTILE+MAN+WOMAN+POOF+STRAIGHTS+LAW+UNLAW+PREACHERS+AND DOPERS+AL SHARPTON+JESSE I;M WITH YA A LITTLE ON WHAT WENT DOWN WITH IMUS BUT LETS NOT BE HYPOCRITES-HE'S A SHOCK JOCK THE ORIGINAL AND ITS BASICALLY SERIOUS MEETS COMEDY WITH AN EDGE TO EITHER OF THOSE AT ANY GIVEN DAY OR GIVEN MOOD OR GIVEN TO FLY(PEARL JAM IN DA HOUSE!!!)PEACE REMEMBER RICHARD PRYOR WAS A HONKEY BASHER BUT WE ALL STILL ADMIRED HIM ANYWAYS--YES RICHARD WAS MUCH FUNNIER THAN ANUS IN THE MORNING-- I MEAN IMUS IN THE MORNING BUT YOU ALL GET MY DRIFT AND FROM MY ONE EYED MONSTER TO ALL YOUR ONE EYED MONSTERS LET ME SAY--STAY IN YOUR OWN CAGE UNLESS THERE IS A PUTANG PATROL ROAMING AIMLESSLY PLEEZED A-SAP(THIS IS ACTUALLY GETTING GROSS NOW- ALL THIS ONE EYED MONSTER TALK-- AKA BEARDED DWARF THAT SPITS OF ITS GENERATION-AKA-- MR ROLLERS ON A BAR TABLE OF ITS GENERATION--ANYWAYS)---PEACE ALL----PEACE AND RESPECT TO YOU ALL--OK I LIED MOST OF YOU-NOT ALL--OK YOU ALL WIN--ALL...DB...p.s. the name of my new album is unique since i'm whitish looking anyways its called" DB this nigga's crazy"(with an arrow pointed at me)p.s. dan b quote of the day"LOUD MUSIC IN A QUIET OFFICE IS SO NICE"...DB...
d barcan | MySpace Video ATTENTION OR ATTENTIONDA:::I WAS RECENTLY TOLD BY A GIRL THAT I KNOW QUITE WELL----- THAT THERE ARE NO REAL NIGGAZ LEFT IN THIS WORLD??? AND SHE WAS ACTUALLY A LATINA-I DONT GET IT??YOU MEAN IM NOT A NIGGA ENOUGH??check that part 2 and i quote "not no real niggaz left???I CANT BE CAPTAIN CRACKER FOREVER BIOTCH--DAMM:::P.S. SHE ALSO TOLD ME TO SPEAK AND SPANK CLEARLY--SO I SAID SPIT MY BALLS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU ARE TALKING TO ME AND WE WILL ALL BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU MUCH BETTER AND OBVIOUSLY MORE CLEARLY --BUT--WAIT A SECOND ON SECOND THOUGHT GIRL--DONT BOTHER KEEP THEM IN--- P.S. OR PMS YOU GO GIRL---HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY ALL OF YOU SINGLE WOMEN THAT ARE HOT?WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?WHAT TIME IS IT NOW FOR REAL?:::ALSO IF YOUR A BLOND HAIRED PERSON OVER 18 PREFERABLY NATURAL BLOND---I WANT YOU ALL TO DO ME A FAVOR--TURN TO THE PERSON TO YOUR RIGHT AND THEN TO YOUR LEFT--HEY WAIT-- IF THEY DONT HAVE BLOND HAIR THEN ARENT THEY ALL STUPID--DONT WASTE YOUR TIME TURNING(IM SINGING TURN AROUND--- EVERY NOW AND THEN I FEEL LIKE A GENTILE IN SIGHT--TURN AROUND BRIGHT EYES-I MEAN BRIGHT HAIR--I MEAN BLOND GENTILE HAIR--NO YENTERS IN THIS DUMB GERMANIC STUDY THAT IM CURRENTLY DOING STAY TUNED):::NOW BACK TO WHATEVER I WAS ORIGINALY SAYING OH YEA MY TRUE INFLUENCES IN LIFE I WOULD HAVE TO SAY ARE HANDS DOWN(OR LEGS UP) ROSIE NO I MEAN ELLEN D ACTUALLY I REALLY MEAN ELEANOR ROSEVELT WHO TRULY ATE THE BEST PUTANG THIS SIDE OF MADONNA(WE ALL HOPE ANYWAYS) (AND SUZY O AND ROSIE AND SANDRA B YOU ALL RULE)---DAMM YOU WOMEN RULE-I LEARNED SO MUCH HOW TO PLEEZE A HOT BABE--FROM ALL OF YOU-EVEN YOUNGER BABES ARE EMAILING ME--BUT I;'M HAVING TROUBLE CLOSING THE DEAL-DO I HAVE TO WHIP OUT A PUTANG BOX TO GET ATTENTION THESE DAYS FOR SOME ACTION--????-MEN ARE PIGS(OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT)--AND PUTANG RULES THE ROAST ALWAYS--IF YOU KNOW ANY REALLY HOT YET INTELLIGENT BABES PLEASE EMAIL ME A-SAP---THNAKS MADONNA-SUZY O--SANDRA--ROSIE+MORE-- YOU ALL ARE THE BEST AND I REALLY APPRCIATE WHAT I'VE LEARNED--THANKS--DB....NJ..USA....P.S. ALL HOT BABES DESERVE A PROPER BOLLOCKING:::VERBALLY A NON SEQUITER::: DAN B "AKA"-- OLD PUNK ---AKA THE WONDER WHITE BREAD AKA---"11TH WONDER OF THE WORLD OF MY GENERATION"(P.S. ALICE COOPER IS 10TH)"GREAT HISTORICAL QUOTE"WE GERMANS COME TO AMERICA TO WALK AND TALK AND BE LIKE THE AMERICAN INDIANS"--DOESNT THAT MAKE US SPECIAL???"::ANSWER:::HELLS NO:::GO TO THE BACK OF LINE AND CALL ME WHEN AUSTRIA HAS 3 NON-- LEGS AND POLAND HAS 4 NON LEGS BUT I'LL TAKE THE PUTANG:::DUMB ASSES:::AKA "ENGLISH AMERICANS"AKA "TRAILER PARK TRASH"FAMOUS DUMB ASS DAUGHTER QUOTE"SOMEONE SAID DADDY WONT RIDE THE SEESAW WITH ME TODAY--I GUESS I WONT BE ABLE TO FRENCH KISS ANYMORE WITH HIM THAT SUCKS LITERALLY"---"AKA"IT KEEPS THE SAND FLY'S OUT DONT IT BILLY BOB"ACTUALLY SORRY I JUST BROKE INTO A VERY INTELLECTUAL CONVERSATION OF DUMBASSES ABOUT SAND FLIES AND SOMEBODY PUT NAIL POLISH ON THE HORSEY"--- BUT YOU ALL RULE ACTUALLY- LOOK IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE AT LEAST YOU ALL WERENT BORN POLISH(ONLY KIDDING--WE NEED POLISH PEOPLE--WHO ELSE IS GOING TO PERPETUALLY SPAZ OUT??OK TRUE JEWS ARE SPAZZY ALSO --GOOD POINT ALL-- NEXT --ANY LATINOS AROUND?? --p.s. i'm non overdosing on fellow non goy's(AKA-un-wisegoys--aka non wisegoys aka wisegoys aka wise aka-- w aka. , aka non-non aka non,aka no,aka n,aka --aka-- is aka of it's generation ak--ak --a --a -- - , . (goya's rule),,,AKA... help ASAP. A--, FELLOW PEEP HAS JUST TOLD ME TO WATCH MY ASS--HOW THE HELL CAN SOMEBODY WATCH YOUR OWN ASS"YOU WANT ME TO WATCH MY OWN TUCKAS A-SAP???--aka--my head+EYES wont reach??? put it this way--even if i could watch-- i aint watching no guys ass or arse or even my own tuckas for that matter"aka"fudge packers will officially be called the quite professional and politically correct-- "fruit dwelling specialists"ar a non er--if i did i would end up in the er-- literally the er show-- non a-sap peep or non-- peep--aka arse-of its generation...aka-ars--aka -ak-a ,.p.s. "He said--- say it to my face if you have something to say"--i said fine turn your ass AROUND AND WE WILL TALK A-SAP-- THEN come towards me(yet keep a non-gentile distance aka at least 10 feet away---then we can have a convo on non qualudes...dan..b...a missionary of thy genius mind"db......P.S. THE NEW JERSEY STATE MOTTO SHOULD BE CALLED NEW JERSEY AND YOU NEW JERSEY AND I ??? A BEAUTIFUL STATE OF A--HOLES HAHA(ONLY KIDDING)PEACE YA'ALL...P.S. MY DAD HAS/HAD CARDINAL TUMBLE SYNDROM aka"carpool tunnel syndrom of it's generation"..I BELIEVE HE'S BETTER A-SAP...
d barcan | MySpace Video SOMEONE STOLE MY BICYCLE!SOMEONE RECENTLY STOLE MY GENTILE BICYCLE!!FROM A BUICK 7 OR A GENTILE WAREHOUSE!!???(DO JEWS OWN WAREHOUSES??)BOSS IS THAT YOU???BOSS DID YOU PINCH IT?DID YOU STEAL IT?(WITH OR WITHOUT NILS AND LITTLE STEVEN??)...DID YOU STEAL IT?DID YOU FIND A CORPORATION TO POST WAR DEAL IT???DID YOU CONVEIL IT?REVEAL IT? DAVID PEEL IT?...BOSS YOUR NOT THE ONLY ONE IN NEED OF A GENTILE SHRINK!!!????P.S. I NEED A THERAPIST THATS ONLY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING 1) NORWEGIAN,GERMAN,SWEDISH OR DUTCH OR SOMEWHERE IN SCANDANAVIAN COUNTRY! 2) BLONDE(NATURAL-WITH BIG TITS-NICE BOOTY TALL--PRETTY FACE-AND POSSIBLY STUPID OR AT LEAST NOT BOOK OR STREET SMART) 3)FEMALE(NO SHE-MALES-OR CLOSE CALLS) AND 4)HOT-A-SAP!(SCHWINN IS NOT A JEWISH COMPANY AND THEY ARE QUITE ENORMUS AND GERMANIC AND ARE LIKE GERMANS INN HEAT!!??? PLUS AND ALSO JEWS DONT MAKE BIKES-POST FOOT NOTE THANK GOD THEY DONT-NO OFFENSE TO JEWISH PEEPS-MY PEEPS-KEEP ADDING NUMBERS!!DO YOU WANT A JEW MAKING BIKES??WHAT WOULD ALL CALL IT- THE ISRAELI VAH-COCK-TAH- BIKE??)...If i jumped off a gentile stage how far would you all let me fall???-Thanks a-lot for nothing everybody!!!???Holy App-or-at-us- bat man!And batman look what happened on the schnide-someone went out and out condo on a fellow northamerican Irish or Scottish middle American:::All make duck noises now!!!????::: Gentiles right now!!!!---P.S, A GENTILE HAS MADE THE BIGGEST KILLING SINCE THE VIETCONG DAYS IN VIETNAM:::AND HERE'S MY HEADLINE:::New GreyhOUND BUS Headline:::"PIE FACE" GONE WILD"--"IF YOU WANT TO BE DECAPITATED AND HAVE SOMEONE HOLD YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ALL WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING THAN PLEASE TRY GREYHOUND!"IF YOU WANT YOUR BODY PARTS EATEN BY AN ASIAN"--- THEN PLEASE TRY GREYHOUND!!!?????PLEASE--SOMEBODY TRY GREYHOUND!!!????:::POST FOOTNOTE:::EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW:::HE SHOWED THE SEVERED HEAD OUT THE WINDOW-THEN ATE HIM UP GOOD--YUCKKKK....???(NO OFFENSE TO GREYHOUND I DEARLY LOVE THEM AND WILL WRITE A SONG FOR THEM A-SAP AND HELP THEM GET BACK THEIR AMAZINGLY GREAT GENTILE NAME A-SAP-I LOVE YOU GREYHOUND!MAGIC BUS!PETER PAN BUSES!AND ALL NEW BUS COMPANIES RULE! AND ALSO ASIAN PEEPS-I LOVE YOU ALSO AND YOU RULE!!!!?????POST-POST POST FOOTNOTE::REACTION:::ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::NEXT:::WHEN BABES WANT TO KNOW IF I
M A MAN IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE I HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU'LL BE SAYING LB2M--(WHICH READS L-OOKS B-LACK 2 M-E) A-SAP BABES,THEN YOU ME AND WILLIAM F BUCKLEY(WE HOPE WE CAN GET WILLAM TO CHILL) WILL GET INTELLECTUAL A-SAP BY EATING ARE IDIOSYNCRISTIC PUTANG MUFFINS...p.s. I JUST REALIZED MY CELL PHONE IS A BORN AGAIN CHRISTIAN---WHILE I WAS CHECKING MY PHONE MESSAGES-- IT SEEMED TO SAY THAT MY MESSAGE IS NOW BEING SAVED--A SAVED MESSAGE--HALLUGHLAH-PRAISE THE LORD MY CELL PHONE IS NOW OFFICALLY A GENTILE MINISTER OF SORTS...PEACE ALL,DB,NJ,USA.....P.S. IT COULD ALWAYS BE WORSE OUT THERE IN THE WORLD FOR ALL OF US---WE ALL COULD HAVE BEEN BORN POLISH BRASSIERS OR RUSSIAN JOCK STRAPS--THANKS GOODNESS WE ARE ALL NOT BORN THOSE DASTERDLY THINGS--PEACE IN THE NON GENTILE AND GENTILE EAST...DAN B...P.S. DONT ANYONE GET ANY SMART IDEAS AND CALL ME A UN-NAPPY HEADED MALE HO,DO YOU ALL READ ME???IS THAT CLEAR?( NON BULLETIN:::EXCUSE ME ALL--- I'M IN TRAINING TO BE THE FIRST MALE BASKETBALL PLAYER ON AN ALL HOT FEMALE B-BALL TEAM,THE LEAGUE WILL BE HAND PICKED BY THE SAME FINGERS I PICK MY NON GENTILE NOSE WITH AND WILL USE NOTHING BUT THE FINEST FEMALE SPECIMANS THIS SIDE OF CHEERLEADING LAND,STAY TUNED,PEACE OUT ALL,DB,NJ,USA...P.S. LOOK OUT IN THE FUTURE(HOPEFULLY????) FOR A POSSIBLE ALL FEMALE ONLY PRO WRESTLING LEAGUE AND I WILL BE IN THE LEAGUE BEING THE ONLY MALE,I WILL REQUEST EVERY FEMALE WRESTLER TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME PASSIONATLY A-SAP,PLUS I WILL ENJOY THAT AND YES WOMEN(IF YOUR HOT ENOUGH) I WILL BE YOUR MALE BIOTCH...p.s. when black people get angry i dont understand why?? cause brothers are the coolest and you guys are lucky --if your feeling crappy you can stay cocooned and not be noticed and have like a backround look on foot and wheels-- with a black sweatshirt jacket ,another words not be bothered and not seen--sort of like a moving shadow of backroundness(all dark)and i cant tell who you is???but you all rule period!if obama becomes president i want to play songs in the white or black or light or dark house also!!!stay tunes for more cracker gone wild commentary(hey all did i spell commentary right??)db...p.s. congrads Giants 2007(2008suprbowel)also Larry Craig and Eliiot Spitzer for a potential ebinizter!REASON I WONT TOUR UNTIL I FIND THE CORRECT GROUP OF MUSICANS AND COOL PEEPS IN GENERAL ETC...footnote to why i wont tour in a band with guys or be the opening act for bands like the rolling stones or aerosmith or bon jovi --no offense i dig lots of music groups musically but after a rare night out drinking and possibly passed out in short i dont want to wake up after passing out on the tour bus with 2 or 3 d-cks in my mouth or ass(let alone one)and wonder why i was gang raped by non bubba but mick,steven,bruce,little steven or jon,so i kindly decline at the moment or anytime for that matter guys keep up the good work!MOST IMPOTANTLY,or importantly for that matter i'm forming an all lezbian rock/punk/pop/new wave/alternative group+me and 4 or 5 of the hottest chicks anywhere haha,wouldnt that be cool all???i think so!Anyways why are there no normal modeling or fashion magazines with chicks with big t-ts on the cover???I guess its all about skin and bones,anyways peace all and keep rocking!DB...R.I.P. ISSAC HAYES/BERNIE MAC/GEORGE CARLIN/TIM RUSSERT/JAMES BROWN...
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I've been watching your Hillsdale library video, very original lol> It may interest you to know that my myspace page was hit 1062 times in 2009 and that my most played song was Coursework blues (also partly set in a library). Wishing you all the best for 2010! Jan
Thank you for adding me to your list of friends. I really appreciate it.
My current project is a romance fiction novel with CD soundtrack that is due out shortly and can be ordered on line in January. It will be at CD Baby, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, most on line stores, and through my web pages.
Wishing you a happy and a prosperous new year. Hope all your projects are on track.
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Happy Holidays to you. Be well. I've read that the holidays can be very depressing to some. If you know someone like that, share this with them :)
1 of the most effective "natural cures" ever documented (really) 4 depression...
Have them stand in front of a mirror...smile...bigger...no, even bigger...that's it...an honest to goodness ear 2 ear smile! Look at you...standing there...strong...powerful...nothing is impossible for you...no limitations...you are the earth...you are the sky...and they are you...now, laugh...bigger...one of those gut bursting, side hurting, deep belly laughs...that's it. :)
hey, just stopping by to say hi - hope you're doing well.
I've got my new single 'Dancing On The Kitchen Tiles" on my page at the moment, as well as a couple of new live videos. I'd love to know what you think.
Just spreading some love your way - Thanks and enjoy the Christmas season! PS: the song Feel Good, should make you feel good! :o) Kevin
~ .: JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY THANKS FOR THE ADD ,AND TO SHOW YOU SOME LUVIN... AND PLEASE STOP BY AND TAKE A LISTEN TO MY MUSIC AND SHOW SUM LUV, HOPE YOU HAVE A HAPPY DAY :o) XOXO:. ~ ~ .: TU NEW FRIEND :. ~ ~ .: JESSI V:. ~
I'd be very happy if you leave me a comment or message so I get to know you better. And don't forget to add my songs to your profile and tell your friends about me!
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