The Phenomenauts are contacting you from the future. To make a long
story short, Professor Greg has been practicing his video gaming skills
on the Timewasterator. After beating the 1981 Capcom game "GALAGA", the
screen went black and then red and then black again. That's when we
were sucked into the Timewaisterator and transported into the
future..... While in the future we saw all of you at the shows listed
below. You danced to the new songs and all the Phenoma-gadgets worked,
and since you brought all of your friends, you were the toast of the
planet. After the show you bought a Phenomenauts T-Shirt with the new
design, which landed you that high paying modeling contract. Now that
we have told you what the future holds, don't mess around. Not going
could create a time paradox, the result of which could cause a chain
reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space-time continuum
and destroy the entire universe! Granted that's a worst case scenario.
The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our
own galaxy. The Future is in your hands....