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Damian Callinan
Stand-Up / Sketch Comedy / MC/Hosts
Damian Callinan Damian Callinan

Male
44 years old
Melbourne
Australia



Last Login: 10/1/2009
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BioDamian Callinan [comedian, actor, writer] has always found writing biographies problematic. Despite the fact that he has been quite successful in his chosen comedy career since leaving drama teaching, he has found it difficult to talk of his achievements. You’d think he’d be falling over himself to tell everyone that he was a regular on such TV shows as Skithouse; Before The Game and now The Wedge. You’d also think he’d be quite happy to let people know he’s had a busy radio career with stints on JJJ; Mix FM; MMM and currently on 774ABC Melbourne & Radio National. Not to mention the fact he’s won a swag of Melbourne Comedy Festival Awards including 2 ’Barry Nominations’; 2 Moosehead Awards, a Piece Of Wood [Comedians Choice] and the ABNN Amro Foreign Exchange Award which sent him to the Edinburgh Fringe. He’s used such predictable techniques as writing in the 3rd person in order to overcome his biographical humility, but even then he finds it difficult to let people know he’s equally adept at straight and character stand up; in high demand on the corporate circuit; is seen in high regard as a director and comedy workshop facilitator and regularly tours the Australia as a headline act. He also finds it hard to sustain the 3rd person narrative don’t I! The sooner he overcomes this nagging problem the sooner he’ll be able to let people know he’s also writing a novel ; developing a comedy stage show about the history of Australia and has just shot a pilot for a new TV comedy with his ensemble production company "Little Engine." In early 2008 he touring regionally with solo show "Sportsmans Night" before debuting his new solo show "Last Drinks" at MICF. Go to his website www.damiancallinan.com.au to read more.
Websitedamiancallinan.com.au

    Damian Callinan's Interests
General*Collecting the reliquary of saints who suffered from asthma. *Hovering around the fringes of major cities and claiming to be banished by the Duke. *Peripheral Dancing - [dancing just out of the sight of an unsuspecting audience] *Falsely claiming Inuit heritage. *Making lists containing 5 items
MusicDespite owning in the vicinity of 1400 cds, my choice to live an authentic 14th century Inuit lifestyle inhibits my ability to enjoy them without complaints from the adjacent igloo.
MoviesOne day I would like to see such a thing.
TelevisionAlso a goal.
BooksI like books that don't have high expectations of being read immediately on purchase. Nothing worse than a pushy book.
HeroesCaroline Chisholm, Keith Miller & The Paddle Pop Lion

     Damian Callinan's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Melbourne
Body type:6' 0"
Zodiac Sign:Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Comedian


   Upcoming Gigs
Oct 4 2009 7:30P
Crimson Goat Cabaret @ The Atheneum Theatre [Performing as Troy Carrington]
Oct 7 2009 8:00P
Tilt Comedy Festival - Headline @ The Civic, Canberra
Oct 10 2009 8:00P
Tilt @ Floriade Festival, Canberra - Venue and Time TBC
Oct 15 2009 6:30P
East Gippsland Schools Network Celebration - Bairnsdale
Oct 18 2009 5:00P
MC - Character Comedy @ Bella Union, Victorian Trades Hall [performing as Klaus Amstel, Austrian Con
Oct 20 2009 1:45P
Blackburn High School
Oct 21 2009 8:00A
Sienna College Year 12 Breakfast
Oct 26 2009 8:00P
MC - Spleen Bar, 41 Bourke St. Melbourne
Oct 30 2009 10:00A
Shine Festival - Burnie, Tasmania - Comedy Workshop
Oct 30 2009 1:00P
Shine Festival - Burnie, Tasmania - Comedy Workshop
Oct 30 2009 8:00P
"Spaznuts" @ Shine Festival - Burnie, Tasmania -
Nov 6 2009 8:00P
Spaznuts @ Wellington PACC, Sale
Nov 7 2009 8:00P
Spaznuts @ Barinja Theatre, Upwey
Nov 11 2009 8:00P
Spaznuts @ Portland Arts Centre
Nov 14 2009 8:00P
Spaznuts @ Kingston Arts Centre, Moorabin
Nov 19 2009 11:00A
Vic Health Launch TBC
Nov 19 2009 8:00P
Dogs Bar - St Kilda - Character Comedy Night
Nov 20 2009 8:00P
Spaznuts @ Paramount Theatre, Echuca
Nov 21 2009 8:00P
Spaznuts @ Mt Beauty
Nov 25 2009 8:00P
CFA Sheds Tour Murrundindi Shire - Venue TBC
Nov 26 2009 8:00P
MC @ The Local, Carlisle St. St Kilda
Nov 26 2009 8:00P
CFA Sheds Tour Murrundindi Shire - Venue TBC
Nov 27 2009 8:00P
CFA Sheds Tour Murrundindi Shire - Venue TBC
Nov 28 2009 8:00P
CFA Sheds Tour Murrundindi Shire - Venue TBC
Dec 2 2009 8:00P
CFA Sheds Tour Murrundindi Shire - Venue TBC
Dec 3 2009 8:00P
CFA Sheds Tour Murrundindi Shire - Venue TBC
Dec 4 2009 8:00P
CFA Sheds Tour Murrundindi Shire - Venue TBC
Dec 20 2009 5:00P
Character Comedy @ Bella Union, Victorian Trades Hall [performing as Nathan Houlihan]
Jan 16 2010 8:00P
Laugh Garage - Parramatta
Jan 21 2010 8:00P
Laugh Garage - Sydney CBD
Jan 22 2010 8:00P
Laugh Garage - Sydney CBD

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   Damian Callinan's Blurbs
About me:
I was found abandoned as a baby in a pottery kiln by an order of ceramic monks and brought up as a terracotta milk jug before realising my true identity in my early teens. It took some years but finally I have come to terms with who I am. Now i feel more special being a custard jug. Many of my old milk jug friends have cast me off, but really do I need friends who judge me by my contents. I still keep in contact with some of the monks but most of them a broken now as i too will be broken one day.
Who I'd like to meet:
Ceramic jugs of all persuasions whatever your primary fluid carrying purpose.

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Lawrence

Lawrence Chicoine



Nov 3 2009 12:25 PM

Please check out my space.

Sos Valvo & Lynchy

Sos Valvo & Lynchy



Apr 3 2009 4:35 PM

damo

Definately gonna catch you live ASAP, cause quite frankly - the musical stylings of Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch just doesn't do it for us anymore and we need a good dose of good live music!
Anyhew, hope to see you at the ALL NEW Shambles Live in March (tiks just went on sale - there is a link below) - it'll be a heap of fun - and IT'S STARTED SO be sure to prebook so you're guaranteed a seat . And we will make fun of small people...
Cheers
The Shambles

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Phoebe.

Phoebe Heathcote



Apr 16 2008 2:39 AM

Ello ello there Damian.
Still thinking about taking that trip to Europe?
Cos the offer to come to the Rochester Deb is still up hahaha :D
Personality Krisis

Personality Krisis



Mar 27 2008 6:08 AM

Mr C! How goes the shits N giggles business?
bubblet

Laura Barnard



Feb 18 2008 5:12 PM

Omg you dont want to miss this free ringtones for a year.. they have everything!!

http://www.unreleasedtones.com
RUSTED

RUSTED



Feb 18 2008 10:04 AM

I feel we're just that little bit closer now. See ya trackside - Matt
s h o n y .

Chentelle Speight



Feb 18 2008 5:10 AM

Damian! ♥


HEyyyY!

Its me, Shony, from the Comedy night in Locky (the chick that was behind John(the young chap you asked who he was doing his deb with) in your talk about the debs and dancing), you sure did say you were guna consider coming to our deb.
I don't think you should go to Europe.
Our Deb in rochy would be way better then Europe. And deep down, you know it!
:D!
Doing anymore shows around rochester and locky anytime soon?
That would be like, totally RAD!!
You should.
xxx
write back Damian.
LOL
By the way, the deb is on the 31st of may. LOL
Coming?
Please?
Hehe. Seriously.
xo
Personality Krisis

Personality Krisis



Feb 4 2008 1:18 PM

"I like books that don't have high expectations of being read immediately on purchase. Nothing worse than pushy book."

Haha! Funniest thing I've come across all month...yes, I know the month is still young, but nevertheless...

Oh, it's fair to tell you that Im liable to steal your book quote. :P
kel.so

Kelley Priest



Jan 28 2008 4:00 PM

kel.so

Kelley Priest



Jan 26 2008 11:17 PM

TimS

TimS



Jan 21 2008 10:15 PM

Hi Damian; good to chat with you last night at Spleen. I just remembered that I've seen you before live, in your "Babysitting" show. It was a freaky gig where the audience was all adults instead of kids and I thoroughly enjoyed it. See you around town.
Nat

Nat



Dec 22 2007 2:50 PM

hey,
are you coming to brisbane anytime soon?
ive met you by the way :)

natalie.
mrs mac

kim mccreanor



Dec 9 2007 9:44 AM

Cheers Damien, how remiss of me to forget to introduce myself and hubby after your gig in Brizzie.
Enjoyed the chat, really liked your show and dance moves!
Kim & John.
♥ Ñí¢ky ♥

♥ Ñí¢ky ♥



Nov 24 2007 10:10 AM

just to say ur great i love u! veri halarious keep up the great work! xo
Karl Falzon

Karl Falzon



Oct 28 2007 10:28 AM

Hi Damian,

It was a pleasure to catch you at the Rhino Room in Adelaide this week. Great performance..."Maurine" Hahaha!!

Im looking forward to catching one of your own shows soon!

Cheers for the Laughs!!

:-) Karl
damo

damo



Oct 12 2007 9:31 AM

What Dammin Doin?!
Ally-Syn

Ally-Syn



Sep 23 2007 12:45 PM

Wow you have a lot of gigs and stuff coming up!!!
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Ally
Adelaide Comedy

Adelaide Comedy



Aug 8 2007 4:17 PM

Thanks For The Add. Adelaide Comedy Loves You!
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Tuesday @ PJ O'Briens 9pm
Wednesday @ Rhino Room 8pm
Thursday @ The Casino 8pm
Friday @ Rhino Room 8pm
Sunday at The Henley Sandbar (Starts on Oct 21st)
Xmas Season @ HWY

Tix Never More Than $10

Coming soon To Adelaide Comedy, Tom Gleeson (Skithouse), Damien Callinan (Skithouse), Justin Hamilton, Dave Callan (JJJ), Fiona O'Loughlin (Last Comic Standing), Adam Vincent (Last Comic Standing), Lawrence Mooney (Last Comic Standing), Greg Fleet (Big Gig, Fast Forward, SA~FM), Sean Choolburra, Danny McGinlay (Melb), Mickey D, Josh Earl, Tommy Dean, Peter Berner, Ethel Chop, Dave Bloustein, Geraldine Quinn, Charlie Pickering (Comedy Channel), Nick Sun (National "RAW" Winner), Kent Valentine (SYD) and Lindsey Webb (Qld).
Carolyn Chillura

Carolyn Chillura



Jul 10 2007 7:35 AM

Hey DC,
My friend and her kids saw you at Warnambool and raved about your performance! After bragging about how I've known you for ages (well more than 10 minute does constitute a long time).... way back when you were just a comedian-to-adults.... I then asked her politely if she wanted my autograph given that she didn't get yours. And would you believe the fussy b*&%$ declined?
CC
MICKEY D

MICKEY D



Jun 28 2007 6:17 AM

(cries)
mrs mac

kim mccreanor



Jun 25 2007 12:57 PM

Are you sure your last name isn't Leyland?
Kritty

Kritty



Jun 7 2007 6:05 AM

Hey Damian
Just wanted to say thank you - The Complete Works was the funniest thing i have ever seen - I nearly vomited from lack of oxygen from laughing (Gross i know but cool at the same sick time!!!!) Me trying to explain it to my mates just didn't give it the justice it deserved - i don't think i have ever seen a better rom-emo in my life! Please keep us up to date with your gigs - i'm down in Melbourne in November and my mate (up and coming comedian Dave Fairclough!!) wants to take me to a comedy gig and i'd love for it to be you!! And personally i think you should come back to brissy for a second round - god knows i'd be there!! Keep it up!
Jess

Jess



May 25 2007 11:12 AM

When Bonnie met Bob!

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Bicey

Bicey



May 11 2007 3:01 AM

Damian Callinbum smells like poo
Karen

Karen



Apr 18 2007 12:33 AM

All the best for your Shakespeare run, and your ComFest shows.

How's the ticket ripping going?

Cheers,
Karen
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