"RULES FOR BAND PHOTO SHOOTS....... 1. nobody smile, 2. look in different directions, 3. at least one person appear kind of mad, 4. put any fat members near the back, 5. hide any salads, palm pilots or pit stains, 6. seem talented ( Demetri M.)"
Female
35 years old
funkytown, Michigan
United States
books(reading, writing),poetry(free verse, acrostic), palindromes, music, movies, comedy(dark humor,dry,one-liners, deadpan, satire, parody),guitars, gadgets,computers,robotics, psychology, psychiatry (schizophrenia), human sexuality, quantum physics, cognitive science, neuroscience, archaeology, philosophy(macrophilosophy), extraterrestrial, science and religion, parallel universes,egyptology, the nazi era, stem cell research, microbiology, consciousness, ESP,modern medicine.
also, anything that involves flying, karate and crying......................
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Music
diverse(though i prefer alternative, indie, rock and psychedelic)...............................................................................................................
The Big Lebowski, Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Snatch,Rocket Science, Everything is Illuminated, Whatever Happened to Harold Smith,Orange County, The Painted Veil, Dead Poets Society,Fight Club, American History X, With Honors, The Pianist, Alive, Boondock Saints, Schindler's List, Empire of the Sun, Stand By Me, School Ties, The Swing Kids, White Squall, Super Troopers, Anchorman,Old School,Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Rushmore, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Darjeeling Limited, Napoleon Dynamite,Encino Man, Weird Science, Biodome, Mallrats, Clerks, War of the Buttons, Primal Fear, The Magdalene Sisters, The Man Without a Face, What's eating Gilbert Grape, The Client, Full Metal Jacket, Memphis Belle, The Chorus, Idiocracy, The War, Radio Flyer, The Good Son, Hot Fuzz, Run Fatboy Run, Shawn of the Dead,Jeepers Creepers, The Exorcist (Linda Blair Version), The Others, It Runs in the Family, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Top Secret!, Space Balls, The Princess Bride, Men in Tights, The Cure, The Truman Show,Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Pleasantville, Riding In Cars with Boys, The Ten, Rory O'Shea Was Here, The Matrix, LOTR Trilogy, Harry Potter, and the list goes on and on...
Television
Important Things With Demetri Martin, Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Robot Chicken, Flight of the Conchords, The Office, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Anthony Bourdain's No Reservations, Bizarre Foods, Passport to Europe, etc.
Books
I Am America and So Can You(Stephen Colbert),America:A Citizen's Guide to Democracy Inaction(Jon Stewart) Angela's Ashes and 'Tis(Frank McCourt), Lamb:The Gospel according to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal, You Suck: A love Story, A Dirty Job,The Stupidest Angel, Practical Demonkeeping(Christopher Moore),The God Particle(Leon Lederman), The Big Bang Never Happened(Eric J. Lerner), The Complete Idiot's Guide to 2012(An Ancient look at a critical time), World War Z(Max Brooks), The Zombie Survival Guide(Max Brooks),Middlesex(Jeffrey Eugenides), Eyewitness Auschwitz(Filip Muller), Man's Search for Meaning(Viktor Frankl),The Pianist(Wladyslaw Szpilman), Good Omens(Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman), The Perks of Being a Wallflower(Stephen Chbosky),Siddhartha(Herman Hesse), Les Miserables(Victor Hugo), The Brothers Karamazov(Dostoyevsky), Lord of the Flies(William Golding),The Good Earth(Pearl S. Buck),One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest(Ken Kesey), The Alchemist(Paul Coelho), Me Talk Pretty Onde Day(David Sedaris), Jonathan Livingston Seagull(Richard Bach),To Kill a Mockingbird(Harper Lee), The Revenge of Anguished English(Richard Lederer),Chicken Poop for the Soul(Stories to Harden your Heart and Dampen your Spirit(a parody by David Fisher) Fight Club,(Chuck Pahlaniuk),Growing Up Catholic: An Infinitely Funny Guide for the Faithful, the Fallen, and Everyone in Between; Eats, Shites and Leaves, Pursuit by Robert L. Fish, 2150 A.D. by Thea Alexander, Dawn, Night by Elie Wiesel, The ODESSA File by Frederick Forsyth, Fathers and Sons by Ivan Turgenev,In a House of Dreams and Glass( Robert Klitzman M.D.), Catch-22, Something Happened, Good as Gold (Joseph Heller),The Greatest Salesman in the World, The Gift of Acabar, The Christ Commission(Og Mandino),One Hundred Years of Solitude(Gabriel Garcia Marquez), The Little Prince(Saint-Exupery), The Mosquito Coast(Paul Theroux) DUH!(The Stupid History of the Human Race by Bob Fenster; and the list goes on and on...
About me: 1.) a slightly deranged hyperachiever with no sense of direction or should i say,a person who used to be a great textbook model for the HAND TOSS SYNDROME (a syndrome and a rare condition which is scary 'cause it's hard to detect).
2.) an ineffable, ambiguous entity who loves to split infinitives and doesn't give a crap about what purists say,
3.) a soul-searcher who thinks that life is an outline and believes that every problem can be solved by staying in a human hamster wheel.......................
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i was gonna say something whitty and fun but i am a lil rusty..what are you up to..i bet your maybe even jamming our music..just becareful your speakers might combust! write back if you can :)
i saw you accepted the awesome friend request i sent you..hope you enjoyed the music..how have you been?! write back or else I will be sad and stuff :P
Hey Joy! Thanks for stopping by to say hey. I'm doing well, things are chilled for now until after the holidays but it's been a great year. How are things with you?
"Some 29 years ago I was heading for & stationed at Ft. Ord & stayed over for a night in Frisco and Happened to see this band called Metallica at The Old Waldorf and thought to myself... Here's the future of Metal music & these guys kicked booty... An when I 1st heard Mind Furnace, I thought the same exact thing!! The more I listen to it, the more I'm loving the sound & wish I still DJ'ed at a college station... Because I'd play this track (Breathe It In) every chance I'd get!!... Rock On!!.. (Cousin It/Bill AKA "The Rock Shop" @ 91.3 Fm WLVR, 1992-2006)" MIND FURNACE http://lnk.ms/4d5Ld
Gypsy rockers Blessed Le Strange, will cast their voodoo spell on you with their cabaret rock. Listen for yourself.....and ask Now What Did You Say You Are?
Oh beloved joyasaurus. You are the winner of the SEXIEST SCALES AWARD!!! The competition may not be quite what it was in the late cretaceous, but nevertheless YOU DID IT!!! Anyway, do we have a prize for you...our reseasoning (i.e. remix) of Goodie Mob's-Soul Food will make your cold blood a cozy lukewarm temperature...just the way us dinos like it. Enjoy, spread the word and leave us your thoughts. Also, If you are in the L.A. area come check us at The Low End Theory on Dec. 9th!!!!
You're comin out this Friday to see us right?!?!?!? its our last hometown show till January so it'll be your last chance to see us for a while!!!! Please come out and support
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