DD

About me:

To be honest, anyone who needs to know anything about me already does. I'm going to use myspace to tell fibs and truths. I'm horny as the ten-peckered owl, the crack of dawn better watch out around me. I have my personal songs under my own name DARYL KIRKLAND. These are usually a bit 'touchy feely', like I'm pretending to have a feminine side or something. I also have a myspace for my spiteful powerpop project VINTAGE GOBLETS. This is a band that doesn't exist in reality but it gives me a chance to be two-faced in song form. Check em out. Anyway, I play in a kind of cack-handed style and sing a bit funny. I write and record songs and put them in a cupboard. I think more songwriters should do this, especially James Blunt. I have been paid money to dress in womans clothing. My girlfriend thinks I should shave more, I say 2007 is 'year of the beard'. I play in a number of bands including the old-skool Ska band el-pussycat ska, RnB band Daddy Longlegs and the almighty duo 'Daryl and Paul'. I have three nipples. I am a kung-fu expert and served two tours of Nam. I can make hollandaise sauce without a food processor. I have been paying basic rate tax since easter 2006. I went to prison in 1993 for attempted cookery. I have one arm longer than the other due to a trombone injury as a child. I believe in God but forget about him sometimes. I imagine I will not enter the pearly gates. I am afraid of dogs. My father has an incredible immune system due to a filthy childhood. I have a terminal cold. I was absent from school a lot due to the woods being next to the school. Woods are better than schools when you are 15. I do not have a fixed signature, never have, it causes me problems in banks. I cry at shit films when I am over-tired. I have cheated death on three separate occasions but have no more insight than anyone else. I do not smoke or do drugs anymore. I love a decent gin martini. I love proper old man pubs but I'm not welcome in my favourite one because I didn't turn up to do a gig there. Most of my friends are more talented than I am. The earth is flat(ish) and I know a girl who looks like the head of pie-face records. .. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4