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Dead Gnome

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Is bored.Mood: savage savagePosted at 5:38 PM May 31 view more

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  • Dead Gnome

  • 100 / Male
  • Minnesota, US
  • Last Login: 11/22/2009

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Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking
  • Hometown: Under the backyard.
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Height: 0' 11"
  • Zodiac Sign: Aries
  • Occupation: Boogey Man Therapist
  • Income: $250,000 and Higher

Interests

  • General

    Baseball Food Writing Stories and other things.

  • Music

    Shrew-rock

  • Movies

    Movies

  • Television

    I need more baseball. But food is entertaining.

  • Books

    Recently - Yukio Mishima Loathe - Dean Koontz and graduate student drivel.

  • Heroes

    My old kitty Dr. Faustus

Music Player

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Blurbs

About me:

.. Check em out, buy a copy. I'm going to be in Issue Three.
View my page on Outsider Writers

Who I'd like to meet:

Racecar drivers(Non-Nascar por favor), prosers, poets, writers, and smiters.

Comments

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  • Ann

    Aug 11 2009 5:15 PM

    look me up on facebook.  I cant remember the name you use.  when are you moving?
  • DizzleDustin Zroka

    Jun 20 2009 10:01 PM

    thanks, i'm not 100% sold on nursing but i have to take some generals because they didn't transfer so i have some time to think about it.  what r u guys going to do out there?
  • lani annihilate

    Jun 4 2009 1:39 AM

  • lani annihilate

    Apr 3 2009 12:51 AM

    it's your turn to wake up now sleepy head
  • AndersenAndersen Prunty

    Mar 15 2009 3:51 PM

    Thanks for letting me know about the wonky link. Try www. thebeardnovel. blogspot. com.
  • Made in DNA

    Jan 29 2009 2:15 PM

    THE ASSASSINS MASHUP PROJECT
    5 countries, 6 writers, 6 works of fiction and poetry revolving around the harrowing world of assassins!
    Extreme sexual situations and violence. Adults only. Gratis.
    @ http://www. orbitfiles. com/users/junkdnafiction
    Features a sexy, graphic cover by Pink Dog artist Jerem Morrow! (http://pinkdogcomics. com)
  • ShriekFreakShriekFreak Quarterly

    Jan 29 2009 11:21 AM

    Thanks for taking the time to check us out and thanks for the add!


    ShriekFreak Quarterly is a new Horror Magazine available as a pdf or Print on Demand. Horror movies, music, books, toys, comics, news, reviews and interviews!

    Issue #1 and Issue #2 Available NOW!

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  • Save The Crumbs

    Jan 16 2009 10:13 PM

    The issue should come out in the next week or two. Stay tuned for further updates...
  • Save The Crumbs

    Dec 31 2008 3:28 AM

    I got it, thanks...
  • DizzleDustin Zroka

    Dec 14 2008 10:31 PM

    Got my registry test on the 29th so i've been trying to keep focused! What about u, how's married life?
  • Catherine

    Nov 13 2008 8:11 PM

    Woah, thanks, Man. Writing for children never occurred to me. I can do that! Thank you! Woo-hoo!
  • AdamAdam Franzen

    Nov 28 2008 7:31 AM

    What's up?!? Enjoy those pictures I found of you... Do you ever come to minneapolis, because you should and hit me up... That's right, I'm crossing cracker with ebonics, what'cha gonna do bout it bitch!

    Anyway...

    Life good? School? Work? It's been awhile, and I do plan on still finding you and Lani a gift/card stuffed with monetary goodies...

    Blech!!!
  • ♪♫ Christine ♫♪

    Nov 12 2008 12:34 AM

    CONGRATS TO BOTH OF YOU-LOVED THE PICTURES-BEAUTIFUL OR IN YOUR CASE "SICK" MIGHT BE A BETTER WORD-you seem into the darker side of things ;) EITHER WAY-NOW I KNOW WHY YOUR STATUS SAYS WHAT IT SAYS. BEST WISHES ON YOUR MARRIAGE.
  • Megan

    Nov 2 2008 3:51 PM

    Congratulations, Chris! I'm truly happy for you guys :)
  • Bust Down the Door and …

    Oct 24 2008 6:09 AM

    Issue 8 is now available for purchase at our website.



    It includes stories by Sam Pink, Blake Butler, D. Harlan Wilson, Rhys Hughes, Ofelia Hunt, Cameron Pierce, Mike Young, Matthew Simmons, Darby Larson, Aaron Sitze, and Adam Breckenridge.
  • lani annihilate

    Sep 3 2008 6:16 PM

    feel better soon sicky
  • MorpheusMorpheus Tales

    Jul 23 2008 8:39 AM


    ..First Issue out now! Free
    preview available online!    ..
  • The Muse Hick

    Jul 3 2008 2:49 PM

    I am calling for submissions for a magazine that will be split

    between two editions Southpaw Grammar for prose and The Right

    Hook for poetry. It would be great if you would consider

    submitting Submission

    Paul
  • Alors, Et Toi?

    Jun 16 2008 1:38 PM

    Thanks for the friendship.
  • lani annihilate

    May 16 2008 4:15 PM

    this is pretty effin rad, enjoy!


    MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU from blu on Vimeo.
  • Charina

    Mar 22 2008 3:36 PM

    Happy belated Birthday!
  • Ooh Ooh Charlie

    Mar 28 2008 8:13 PM

    Waa waa waa, Mankato sucks. Waa waa waa, I'm so miserable. Waa waa waa my name is Chris and I can't find happiness. Man up, salt-sniffer.
  • FEARMatt Fear

    Mar 21 2008 6:38 AM

    Happy Birthday!!!
  • lani annihilate

    Mar 19 2008 9:26 PM

    way to not be around to hang out on nice days sucko.
    pffft!
  • steveaylettsteve aylett

    Feb 20 2008 10:28 AM