Double entendre, film noir, kicking it old school, dick and fart jokes, wit, sarcasm, tactlessness, moments of extreme geekery.
Music
Blue Oyster Cult, DeLeon, The Beauty in Genocide, Johnny Cash, Acid Bath, James Brown, Isac Hayes, Agents of Oblivion, Pro-Pain, old Metallica, Sepultura, Vanilla Ice, Dr Dre, NWA, Westside Connection, The Doors, BB King, Cannibal Corpse, Pantera, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Devourment, Brodequin, Skid Row, The Misfits, Iron Maiden, Motley Crue, Megadeth, Lynrd Skynrd, King Diamond, Van Halen, Poison, Brutal Truth, Dead Kennedys, Hate Theory, Iggy Pop, Agnostic Front, Carnivore, Celtic Frost, Biohazard, Pig Destroyer, Mastodon, Total Fucking Destruction,
Movies
Suicide Kings, Assault on Precinct 13 , Texas Chainsaw massacre 1-3, Dead Alive, Evil Dead Series, Boondock Saints, Equilibrim, Long Island Cannibal Massacre, House by the Cemetary, Last House on the Left, Akira, Leon, Golgo 13: The Professional, Ocean's Eleven (remake), Open Water, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Friday the 13th series, Rio Bravo, The Wild Bunch, The Princess Bride, Grease, Rocky Horror Picture Show
Books
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, 1984, Clockwork Orange, Preacher, 100 Bullets, Hagakure, Illuminatus!, most anything by Lovecraft, The Books of Blood, Necronomicon, Mythology, Screwjack, The Rum Diaries, Sin City, The Punisher, The Repairman Jack series, Lamb
About me: Let me sum up my life at the moment:
At the tender age of 27, i'm having an existential crisis. I don't know what I am, I don't know what I want, and even if I DID know what I wanted, I'd probably have no idea how to go about getting it.
I hate my job with a passion
I'm a musician with no band. (grind bands looking for a singer, please drop me a line.)
I could go on, but it would only bore you. You're probably bored already, aren't you? Then why are you reading this?
Who I'd like to meet: I'd say a soulmate, but i'm too jaded these days to believe such a thing even exists. I'll settle for people to hang out with.
THANKS FOR ADDING ME AS FRIEND. WHEN YOU GET A CHANCE CHECK OUT MY BAND @ www.myspace.com/cryptkickermetal LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. ---VOICE OF SUFFERING---
Oh i bet! Any thoughts on starting a new one or something? You guys are so good and your shows are def a good time for people. Im good here, im super close to poppin the boy out and having myself a nice stiff drink.
Aww, ya ive had a rough..well, 8 months. Glad youre happier, wtf went wrong???
The kiddo and I are ok, hes out of room since apparently my stomach no longer can grow anymore, im about to burst...im hoping there was a miscalculation in my due date so I can get him out sooner....
Don't stop growing!! We shall go smoke pipes and drink wiskey on month 6!
Also, I ran into a Belf Pally the other day in AV...he killed me......15 times,I thought he had it out for me, but then I noticed that he killed everyone 15 times, man was he tough. Did you know that Corpsegrinder rolls horde? That doesn't surprise me, you crazy death metal singers and your love for orcs!
hey tim we have a huge show comming up on dec 6th at fat jimmy, well it's jb's now but it's another mistress julia show only it's a little diffrent this time. this is a major record lable showcase. Julia will be taking demos form the bands to give to Metal Blade, Century Media, Roadrunner and a few others. we are trying to make this the bigges show we have ever done so if you want to go we have tickes for sale, the're $10 adv or $12 at the door. plus i also heard somthing about jeger girls being there,not quite shure about that though. well i hope to see you there. i'll talk to you later man.
