About me:
"I am The Banker.
After a life of building a personal fortune beyond the most feverish imaginings of Croesus, I currently spend my days crushing the dreams of penniless cretins. I film it too; mostly for my own amusement but also so that it can be screened on Channel 4 at 4:15pm"
Who I'd like to meet: "That special someone.
I have been married 6 fateful times. I use a rhyme to remind myself how each union ended. It goes thusly:
hi mr banker i hope you remember me i was the one that took you for £54k and i bless the day i sat in that chair and thank you for helping to change my life if it wasnt for opening that cardboard box i could have been sleeping in one once again thank you mally show 22
this might sound silly but im being 100% geniune, we our looking for our friend wogley and we would appreciate it if you would leave a comment on our page saying something like "where are you wogley, let us know cos were worried sick" if you do that then god bless you. Thanks.
