About me: holy fuck i hate myspace.
it loads slowly. it's pointless.
it's perfect for the attention seeking ego driven shitfucks of the world.
i hate, hate, hate it.
use tightcircle or email.
why do i have to log on to see your fucking message?
this is why, because maybe i'll click on an advertisement.
just send me a fucking email. please. just send me an email.
dean at mightycheese dot com
i'll answer it.
don't worry. i really like you. i do. and i really think your funny profile and your picture is really funny and ironic. really. and i'm quite impressed at all the pretty girls who are your friends. and you gals, you sure are pretty and i definitely respect you. i mean, who wouldn't respect you? but yes, you are very hot and sexy but that doesn't mean that i just want to shower your tits with my manchowder... no, of course not... and the 11 pictures you have of yourself drunk in your underwear in the bathroom at the skybar and in the dave matthews band bus... well, i *get* it. you're just playing. deep down, you're just a normal gal who likes to "keep it real".
the pictures of the guys with ironic sideways trucker caps and abs are awesome.
i love the following things:
"definately"
"you are a looser"
"you make me shutter"
"ur hott, grl"
"your hot"
"your so prity"
"liek"
a plural with an apostrophe
"this is me being naughty with the girl's from work!!! (shay, you are horrible! jk, lmao rotfl!!!)"
you know, in spite of what you may think, i am an optimist. i think the world is getting better and better. there is more comfort and beauty for more people and that's really what we're all looking for, right? comfort and beauty... yet, i log on to myspace because someone can't just send me an email for some reason and, after i'm on for nine hours because i am forced to surf from moronic profile to moronic profile like a moth is forced to die by lightbulb, i want everyone on the planet to drown slowly.
and yes, i was in summer school.
i just previewed this. how about a fucking line break or cr? hmm? is that so hard to program you looser? liek, you're web sight definately make me shutter!
Welcome back. If you didn't hate Myspace enough already, I can only imagine how much you might be fuming after all those idiotic "Applications" spam your comments/mailbox. On the bright side, you should have had the opportunity to read THIS comment in the notification email sent to you, avoiding the need to log in. Yay!
some good friends of ours made this short for the Diary of the dead competition, please go check it out and click on the "&Teller" link to vote (thumbs up) for them!
Hey there Dean. I can't believe they picked Matt Damon (ugliest motherfucker on earth) over you for sexiest man alive!!!
You'll always be the sexiest in my book! Just wanted to wish you all the best in 2008. Talent like yours can't be ignored & I know 2008 is going to be the year you're rocketed back to fame playing a cross dressing serial killer named Trisha with a heart of gold in a Rob Zombie or Hallmark original movie.
As always you have a TOTALLY AWESOME BLOG. Loved your last post & Google made it super easy to confirm the date of your birthday with a simple question.
I've always heard people bitch about having their birthdays in December, but you my man must have a really rough time having it on the same fucking day as Christmas.
You are a gift to the world so I hope people give you a little back in return for the hot rock of golden god you are.
Big penis is a significant and serious 'weapon'. It is a great man advantage!
Whajts upm? I fou1nd this websJite and thought i'Rd tell everyoqne, it shows you if anyone at schdool likes yout... I don't knYow how it works but its realfly cool, its reKvealed a few peoYple who have had cruushes on me FOREYVER, i called them up and it was actuMally trueU! You gotNta try itq!
Whats up? I found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. I dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me since gradeschool. You gotta try it!
whats up? i found this site and thought i'd tell everyone, it shows you if anyone at school likes you. i dont know how it works but its really cool, it told me a couple different people who have crushes on me. you gotta try it!
Thanks Dean, for adding me as a friend. I saw Ski School the other day on Comedy Central, and I forgot just how cool Dave Marshak really was. But my true Dean Cameron hero is Francis Gremp (Aaaarrrrggghhh, I mean Chainsaw!). You're one of those actors that make your characters the type of people we'd like to hang out with in real life, and I thank you for that. To be the best, you must lose your mind! Cheers.
Salutations Mighty Cheese! Thought I saw Jesus' face in my oatmeal this morning. But it turned out to be you. So I figured I'd drop by to say hi. What's new?
I picked up your Bill of Rights "Frequent Flyer Pack" a while back. And I've been all over the world with them.
Unfortunately I haven't gotten much scrutiny about it from the crack airport staff. Either they don't see it on the x-ray, or they don't care what it is. So I haven't yet had the opportunity to point out Article IV...
"Hmm giant opaque square thing in the middle of the wallet.... that's fine. Bowling ball candle... that's fine. Gun shaped thingy... that's fine. Stick shaped thingy with wires coming out - also fine. Wait a sec - a tweezer - give that man a cavity search!"
What's up Dean? I saw that Ski School finally comes out on dvd at the end of the month. Thats so rad. Another Dean Cameron movie in my Dvd collection. Thats so awesome.
Hey there Dean! You rock! God you're smart, talented, handsome, and funny. The perfect combination in a guy. Now if only you not married & gay. I guess one can only hope.
Good luck in Chicago and we would LOVE to talk to you again sometime soon.
Is you hidden nude on stage recording ever going to be released to the public? Inquiring minds want to know.
