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Dean

			"picture by tom haynes http://www.myspace.com/filmmakerhaynes " Male 45 years old DALLAS, TEXAS United States Last Login:7/25/2008

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Dean's Details

Status:	Single
Here for:	Networking
Orientation:	Straight
Hometown:	Dallas
Body type:	0' 0"
Zodiac Sign:	Leo
Smoke / Drink:	No / No
Children:	Proud parent

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About me:
"Always pays on time!" My electric company

"Likely to be in my will" My Mom

"Next" Most deli workers

"You may already be a winner!" Most of my mail

"Rarely uses me" My computer's spellcheck

"You should floss more" A dentist I went to once

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Dean's Friend Space (Top 20)

Dean has 2110 friends.

Jagger Mafia @ Live 105.3

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**ALICIA**

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greg

Legally Gorgeous AKA Michele

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GEORGE CARLIN: The last of the great comedians RIP

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~Kandy~	May 28 2008 7:16 AM
Mark	May 18 2008 4:28 PM Love ya' Dean!!!!
Steve-o	May 18 2008 12:22 AM Thanks for the add man! sprays lysol on the comment below
L.O.G.A.N.	May 10 2008 11:30 PM I wrote something, intended for Mr. Martin, long story but anyway. Before I send it on I would like criticment. Is this funny. A parody on Ache Breaky Heart. Because of the new farting keyboard. here it goes. dont smell my farts, my stinky stiny farts. I cant quite make it to the can. But if you smell my farts, my stinky stinky farts, make sure you turn on a fan. Well I'm sure you can tell, from that potent smell, what I must of had for lunch I tried to hide it well, but I guess it was no sale and my underwear's in a bunch, wooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooo dont smell my farts, my stinky stiny farts. I cant quite make it to the can. But if you smell my farts, my stinky stinky farts, make sure you turn on a fan. Well my stomach's all a churn and my asshole kinda burns and I just wanna put out the fire. but Gas Ex just wont work and the floater still lurks, and my bunghole smells like burnt tire. dont smell my farts, my stinky stiny farts. I cant quite make it to the can. But if you smell my farts, my stinky stinky farts, make sure you turn on a fan. Now don't light a match, near my anal snatch,or you just might get an instant tan You'll light up the room, and here a big kaboom, and the shit will realy hit the fan. dont smell my farts, my stinky stiny farts. I cant quite make it to the can. But if you smell my farts, my stinky stinky farts, make sure you turn on a fan.
Damiane	May 11 2008 8:20 AM Great show last night! LOVE the wife/lawnmower bit!
Aimee	May 11 2008 9:13 AM Happy mothers day;)
Hendrick	May 11 2008 9:41 PM
ALICIA	May 8 2008 4:27 PM i really hope you were serious about comin next tuesday in a crawfish suit....not even kidding i think i would make fun of you for life for that one:) ....oh, and why is a certain princess not on a certain someones top friends list?? i thought a princess got EVERYTHING she wanted?? lol
Supa Girl	Apr 30 2008 2:14 PM
L.O.G.A.N.	Apr 28 2008 4:30 PM DO NOT GO TO SEE HOW MUCH YOUR WORTH!! That "hey i bought you as a pet" bullshit is a virus uploader if you click on it, you will end up getting on myspace one day and finding you dont have an account anymore. DON'T OPEN IT and for Gods sake people STOP BEING LAME ASS"S AND SENDING THEM.
Jess ♥	Apr 24 2008 7:44 AM Fat girls love Dean too ♥
Silly Silly Steph	Apr 24 2008 6:40 AM Morning!!!! Have a great day! Good luck on your blind date!! hehe
L.O.G.A.N.	Apr 23 2008 7:32 AM Enlightenment 102 Confuseass say, " Man who live in glass house should realy pull the blinds down" " They say that grass can scream, and warn other grass of fire, but I say whats the point, it's not like the other grass can run anywhere " " the earth is flat " " ignore that last line, turns out I was wrong " " A monkey who throws his own shit as a weapon is smart, a monkey who throws his own shit for entertainment is named Johny Knoxville " " if you have a midget for a friend you will always have one half more friends than everyone else" "if you dont use your chopsticks when you eat chinese food, then you are gay" no homo!
L.O.G.A.N.	Apr 23 2008 7:27 AM Annalisa had her eye surgery yesterday, she came through fine and is such an amazing little trooper. She made me so proud I am about to burst. She is doing well, she is resting, she keeps complaining about her eye itching but is so smart she understands that the itch is on the inside and she can't scratch it. Such a little genious. Anyway, just wanted to let you know how she was doing. Hope you and your boys are well, will talk to you later. Don't forget Lost is on tonight, hahahaha as if you would forget....
Silly Silly Steph	Apr 21 2008 8:32 AM morning Dean!!!! how was your weekend?
Brian	Apr 20 2008 11:35 AM Hey Dean, I just bought you as my PET! Click here to find out how much I think you're $$WORTH$$!
L.O.G.A.N.	Apr 20 2008 10:29 AM The buddist in me came out today! Enlightenment 101 " The path to enlightenment is to stOP BEING A DUMBASS" Confusedass say, " Those who let others do thier thinking for them, have slavemasters as friends " * parable * You can feed a man some fish, and you can feed a man a fisherman, but you can't make a fish feed a man, they have no aposeable thumbs! "Those who can't spell well can still communicate, but those who can not communicate, have a wasted talent " "those who do not wish to work, will only pretend to seek it out. sO GET YOUR ASS OFF THAT COUCH NOW YOU LAZY PIECE OF SHIT AND GET A FUCKING JOB" I feel better now.
I'm Tha Mutha Flippen: Green Arrow	Apr 18 2008 2:22 PM Love you Dean! I just wanted to say thanks for the laughs every day! Have a great weekend!
L.O.G.A.N.	Apr 11 2008 5:41 AM Well I would like to say it was great seeing you last night but you know how that ended up. Hope you had fun with my ex, as wierd as that sounds to type outloud. Again happy anniversary and I am so glad we can remain freinds despite all the fame.
Denise/Necie	Apr 15 2008 8:00 AM
☆★TJEEZY★☆	Apr 14 2008 6:21 AM GOOD MORNING!! THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS ;)
Roy	Apr 14 2008 4:51 PM Love You Dean!!! i wanna say thanks for the Jagger Mafia Shirt of your back...literally. you rock Dean again thanks
Supa Girl	Apr 10 2008 1:53 PM
Silly Silly Steph	Apr 8 2008 6:40 AM morning DEAN! :)
Denise/Necie	Apr 7 2008 7:55 AM
Jen	Apr 4 2008 5:23 PM love ya Dean...miss our workouts!
X~lisa~G	Apr 2 2008 9:08 PM thanks for the add! luv ya!!
Billy	Apr 1 2008 2:05 PM Happy April Fools Day!!!!!!!!!! April Fools MySpace Comments & Myspace Comments
Denise/Necie	Mar 31 2008 9:27 AM
Carey	Mar 27 2008 10:02 AM
Spidey	Mar 30 2008 6:04 AM Hey Dean. Love Ya Man!! Hope your feeling better.
Legally Gorgeous AKA Michele	Mar 30 2008 9:03 AM
Jeneva	Mar 22 2008 10:37 PM I will miss you guys next week. Check out the picture of me and Jagger.. As Patrick says "What Happened".
Vickie	Mar 23 2008 9:24 AM Myspace Layouts
Supa Girl	Mar 20 2008 9:13 AM Have a hoppy Easter.
~ Carrie ~	Mar 15 2008 7:44 PM MySpace Graphics at GlitterBell. com St. Patricks Day Comments Hope you are feeling better soon!

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