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  • Dean Shortland

  • 34 / Male
  • Smashville, Tennessee, US
  • Last Login: 11/8/2009

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Interests

  • General

    Knowing God, green lights, journaling, coffee, the smell of coffee beans, Ben Folds, Tommy & The Whale, my Jeep, Mac books, blue jeans, my cowboy boots, straw hats, the stand up double bass, phish food & vanilla Ben & Jerry's, the smell of old books and board games, music in general, c sharp on the piano, Zelda, puzzles, the smell of pumpkin spice candles, pipe tobacco, steam off the road after a rain, fresh cut grass, banana bread, raw broccoli, buffalo wings, snow out my window, being in bed during heavy rain, comfy clothes and DVD's on rainy days, Sorel boots, Kangaroo curry, Squirrels, laughing till my stomach hurts, ah hah moments, bumblebee baseball, trivial pursuit, sci-fi TV series, snowboarding, hot chocolate with chili powder in it, shrimp, sunny days with a cool breeze, a car full of people singing in key, snowflakes, road trips, standing in the rain for no reason, white fudge chunk cookies, hugging my nephew Ajay, freshly made bed, bonfires, finishing things, wasabi peas, long conversations, late nights, big coats, French-Canadian accents, philosophy, the Church, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, baby black bears, jambalaya, pinot grigio, merlot, getting muddy, sushi, showcasing new talent, Seth Godens blog, media, faithfulness, business, acting, films, sleeping, helping people, affecting change around me, getting involved in global change initiatives, these are just to name a few...

    Things I don't like: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care little about... Oh, I don't know... Let's see... Hummers, grits, the stupid headband craze, spiders, wallabies, snakes, immaturity, soy milk, tofu, West Texas, milkshakes, white folk who add -izzle to the end of every word, melted ice cream, my f'in alarm clock noise, pudding, squishy food, cold coffee, cussing in rap music, brussell sprouts, ignorance, racism, bananas, scene kids, narrow minded Christians, lack of conscience, nails down a blackboard, the smell of hot milk, militant vegetarians, people who "need" to be cool, rough towels, long plane flights, serial irresponsibility, socially stupid people, overripe pears, Barbies, the new tickle me elmo, people whining about Nashville, 2 day old leftovers, pit bulls, people who say they love Radiohead but never listen to them, gossips, ouzo, breakfast cereal, Jared Micah & Hats, pumpkin as a vegetable, low carb diets, the Mormans, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, Grey's Anatomy, getting Punk'd, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, every hybrid car, every talk show, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything every-everything that exists past present & future, in discovered and undiscovered dimensions!........Oh, and of course again, Tofu. I used to host a TV show in Melbourne, called The Short Film Show, but that is the past... those passions are on hold for now... other things drive me right now...
  • Music

    Ben Folds, Harrison Hudson, Tommy and The Whale, The Flaming Lips, Coldplay, Counting Crows, James Moore, The Hives, The Beastie Boys, The Strokes, The Shins, Pete Yorn, Fountains of Wayne, The Eels, Pete Murray, Clem Snide, Sun Kil Moon, Bodyjar, Ray Lamontagne, Jon Brion, The Weepies, Rachael Yamagata, Amy La Vere, Imogen Heap, The Verve, Oasis, Sarah Borges, My Morning Jacket, The Propellerheads, Lorien, Pico vs Island Trees, Ricky Young, Trigger Code, Eric Wilson and The Empty Hearts, Brenn, Micah Tawlks, Space Capone, Jeremy Lister, Katie Herzig, Brooke Waggonner, Carey Ott, Dabney Morris, Matthew Perryman-Jones, De Novo Dahl, Tallest Trees, Paper Route, Butterfly Boucher, Daniel Ellsworth, Aaron Wright, blah dee blah blah blah...

  • Movies

    I'll never tell... I used to be a film reviewer - never ask me that question!
  • Television

    eh... whatever... if I am in the mood...
  • Books

    no such thing as a favourite for me... I read different things depending on what I need... inspiration, escape, education, conviction. I like blogs and Seth Goden seems to say things in a way that makes sense to me.
  • Heroes

    Ben Folds

Details

  • Status: Married
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Melbourne, Australia
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 10" / Athletic
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Christian - other
  • Zodiac Sign: Taurus
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Post grad

Schools

  • Swinburne University of Technology

    • Croydon, Australia
    • Graduated: 2004
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Master's Degree
    • Major: Business Administration
    2002 to 2004
  • Monash University

    • Melbourne, Australia
    • Graduated: 2000
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Psychology & Theatre
    • Clubs: Monash Student Theatre Students for Christ
    1997 to 2000

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About me:

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I’m not saying this is Nickelback’s best song. There’s no answer to the question - What is Nickelback’s best song? They’re all the worst. Finish one track, start another, and you’ll think you just discovered the worst song ever. And, in some strange time-travely way, if you go back to the first song you will think it’s the worst one again. I think that’s part of what string theory is based on: The Nickelback Effect of Temporal Incongruence. - Art Quanstrom

From big city life to the dirty south... Coined as a walking paradox... passionate yet indifferent, focused yet vague... happy yet sad... pretentious yet down to earth... emotionless yet emotional on the odd occasion... talkative yet quiet.... sometimes mean but often too kind... notorious yet incognito... clueless yet intelligent... trusting yet untrusting... confident yet unsure... arrogant yet humble... sarcastic yet sincere... manipulative yet graceful...

I'm not very well housetrained... I have an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. Life is pretty simple:

Love people
Work hard
Be honest
Don't be a dickhead

Nuff said on that... When I am not doing my day job, I volunteer my time to supporting the indie music community.

Proudly flying the flag...



I don't add people I do not know, so please don't request, unless you know me through someone.

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Here's a little bit of magic for you...

Heypenny - "CopCar" from Paper Beats Rock on Vimeo.





Heypenny: Road to Bonnaroo "Oh No" from BLUE on Vimeo.







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