Dean Tersigni

About me:

I'm a nerd and a geek. I don't smoke, drink, or do drugs, but once I came in 2nd place in a syrup chugging contest! I don't enjoy clubbing or bar-hopping, but I love dining out, going to shows, and purposely getting lost in my car. I enjoy science, technology, and reading. My mom says I'm cool.

I'm a humanist/agnostic/atheist and very skeptical when it comes to religion, pseudosciences, and divination. I also like to dabble in philosophy and I love playing devil's advocate.

I'm an iconoclast. I hate tradition for tradition's sake and I don't celebrate most holidays. I do celebrate Halloween because I like to dress up and scare people, not because I believe in spirits. I also celebrate the 4th of July because I love fireworks, not because I'm a patriot. If a holiday is important to you, I will make exceptions.

I'm annoyed by people who don't stand up for their own beliefs or don't understand what they believe. I will question your beliefs, and I'd appreciate it if you'd question mine.

I automatically distrust people who claim to be nice, funny, or entertaining. I can make my own observations; you don't need to make them for me.

I'm often told that I'm a know-it-all, a perfectionist, and a nit-picker. It's pretty much true. I try not to be like that, but I don't try very hard. It's part of my charm.

My style of humor is morbid, offensive, and witty with a penchant for dead baby jokes. What can I say, there just isn't much in this world that's funnier than a dead baby.

My style of sex is kinky with mild S&M (nothing that breaks the skin). I like to be submissive occasionally, but mostly dominant. I enjoy acting out taboo fantasies and I'm a cunning linguist. I prefer women who are comfortable with their bodies and aren't afraid to ask for what they want.

I have my own apartment, my own car, and a job that doesn't involve the flipping of circular meat-like substances. This doesn't mean that I gave up playing videogames or sleeping-in, but I still pay my bills on time and I don't spend beyond my limits. I dislike irresponsible people.

I really hate censorship and I fucking condone free speech!

I may be a dork, but I have the ability to speak without drooling on myself, I won't embarrass you at parties, and I'm polite and courteous dammit!

I work as a computer programmer for a software development company in Flint. I'm also a recreational programmer and hacker. I love to enjoy life through hobbies and social gatherings.

I keep myself in shape by working out, biking, roller blading, playing DDR, boffering, hiking, running, and various other activities. I don't care much for organized sports, but I still know how to play most of them. I don't like lazy people, and I prefer any potential dates to be in good shape as well.

My creative pursuits include digital art and design, writing, and the occasional arts and crafts.

In the future I plan on traveling a bit more, getting my own house, and continuing to pursue my creative impulses.

I also have long luxurious wavy dark blond hair that's just begging to be stroked, caressed, and maybe tugged on a little.

Check my website for full details: thealmightyguru.com