Dear Murray

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Dear Murray
68 / Male
L.A. RIVER, CALIFORNIA, US
Last Login: 11/27/2009

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Interests

General
Tony: Do you consider the internet mostly good or mostly bad? Murray: It's hard to pick. It makes it easier for brilliant people to get subversive literature out there. It also makes it easier for people to post their shitty poetry.
Music
Tony: Do you think pop-music fans are mindless sheep that listen to whatever garbage the record companies put out, or do you think they just like that particular genre? Murray: I think most people are mindless sheep who really do like garbage. Try to explain DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL, otherwise.
Heroes
this guy: and this guy

Details

Status: Swinger
Here for: Networking, Friends
Hometown: Oakland
Orientation: Not Sure
Body type: Body builder
Zodiac Sign: Aquarius
Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
Occupation: wise-ass
Income: $250,000 and Higher

Latest Blog Entries

Jul 9, 2009 4:28 AM Which Domestic Violence Movie are YOU?
Apr 22, 2009 5:45 AM Would you fuck it?
Mar 17, 2009 6:54 PM Murray's 12 steps to cure you from being a DICK
Mar 13, 2009 6:20 PM Brother, can you spare 50 Trillion dollars?
Jan 13, 2009 9:01 PM How can you mend a broken heart?

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About me:

Advice? No advice here!

QUESTION: Can I call you?You betcha. 310-217-7638

COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT: If you'd like to complain, please write out all complaints on a 3"x5" index card. Write legibly and use black ink. Then, fold the card over and stick it really far up your ass, because Murray doesn't give a shit.

I realize that I am an incredible sex beast, and it's hard to control yourselves, but I'm taken. YOU WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER HOMELESS STUD TO FILL YOUR GREAT ETERNAL VOID. BUT YOU CAN LEAVE ME A VOICE COMMENT MOTHERBITCHES!

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Who I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WITH PROBLEMS WHO WANT REAL ANSWERS NOT SOME DAILY NEWSPAPER BULLSHIT.

Also, anyone with a creative way to get dudes to look at this since I don't have tits.

If you like this shit, add me and tell your friends.

also, i'm really really tired of bitches jockin' my nuts. and unnecessary apostrophes.

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      Murray

Chat it up, bitches!

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SaturnInfluenced

Nov 28 2009 8:19 AM

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NICEST GREETINGS!!!
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Nov 28 2009 6:34 AM

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Nov 28 2009 12:12 AM

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Nov 27 2009 11:33 PM
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Nov 27 2009 10:32 PM

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Nov 27 2009 9:17 PM

Hey hows it going?!
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Nov 27 2009 8:53 PM
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Nov 27 2009 5:38 PM

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Nov 27 2009 1:50 PM
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Nov 27 2009 10:00 AM

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Nov 26 2009 6:51 PM
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Nov 26 2009 8:14 AM

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Nov 26 2009 6:24 AM

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Nov 26 2009 5:47 AM

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Nov 26 2009 12:39 AM

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Nov 25 2009 8:19 PM

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Nov 25 2009 8:00 PM
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Nov 25 2009 6:49 PM

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