Dear Stabby
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A psychic psycho, just what the world needs...
Female
54 years old
Canada
Last Login: 8/22/2007
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Including, but not limited to:
Death. Murder. Revenge. Torture. Cock Cheese. Schpunken. Smack. Escapism. Body Art. Endorphins. Fast Cars. Bank Robberies. Bukkake. The Psychotic and Strange. Queers. Cheeba. Curses. Sex. Blood. Butter Knives. Weirdos. Schizer. Foobish. Wankers. Masturbation. Spit. Hate. Cream. Cock. Fornication. Confession. Advice. Help. SOS. Titcrack. Arsecrack. Elbow folds. EMOOOOOOO! Perverts. Peeping Toms. Streakers. Flashers. Bob Saget. Turettes Syndrome. Stabbing. Horse Cock Enthusiasts. Crack. Chain Saws. Dirty Priests. Sniper Rifles. Loose Women. Clown Sluts. Groupies. Spankings. Piss. Vaginal Snail Track Sniffers. Anger. Paranoia. Sperm Gulpers. Leotard Wearing Homosexuals. Spandex. Grey Pubes. Limpdick. Glocks. Foreskin. Can't find own dick. Rate my dick. Pimps. Skeet. ('till the sweat) Biker Chicks. Bull Dykes. Toejam. Curtis Blackballs. Vegemite. Panty Thieves. Ballibadangus. English Majors. Sweatynut Sacks. Scrotum Lickers. Teabaggers. Peanut Brownies. Scars. Bloody Sheets. Used Tampons. Hydrogen Peroxide. Pedophiles. Glory Holes. Droopy Tits. Fear. Bukkake Witch Project, Peanut butter and Jam Padwiches. Urinals. Snail Track. Orgasms. Yeasty Vagina. Broken Knee Caps. Official Member of the Church of Euthanasia. Barbies. Camel Toe. Wedgies. Bellybutton fuckers. Lint. Dirty socks. Rusty spoons. Salad fingers. Porn. Girl on Girl Action. Hump back whale riders. Cottage cheese thighs. Meth. Little Johnny. Stepping on Ketchup Packages. Dirty Sanchez. Vampires. Wanna Be's. Wife Beaters. Secret Agents. Blow. | | Heroes | |
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| Status: | Single | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra |
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How to win her with Cheese.
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Tits and Ass? Spankerific!
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The beginning of a plot to destroy loud chewing mumsie
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Boy wastes life listening to others. (and holy shit, Stabby is back)
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About me:
Greetings.
You may write to me, as Dear Stabby. In fact, I insist you must. If you have come this far, then take the fucking bait and write to me about that secret that has been bothering you for years.
If you do not know what this is, and you are new here, I shall tell you now.
Dear Stabby is a little take on Dear Abby. If you are sick of having flowers blown up your ass, and you need a swift one in the chubbies, well, I'll happily oblige. You want a different point of view? You have come to the right place, sonny boy.
Tell me your problems, tell me your sorrows. I will diligently reply.
I shed more than menstrual blood. I shed more than tears.
If you trust in the process, I can relieve you of your agony.
Know this, if you know one thing that is true. There is joy, in hell. There is solace, in revenge. There is peace, in sufferage.
And they will never take our freedom!
Fuck, where did that come from? I bet Abby never got that psyched....
Anyway, I digress.
I too, have been where you stand.
If I haven't, then I know someone who has.
Because I really haven't travelled all that much.
No question is too small. Or too stupid. Generally speaking.
Ask, if you dare.
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Who I'd like to meet:
YOU
Yes, I would like to meet you. You and your snivelling entourage.
Here is what you do. Message me. Leave your question. Tell Stabby who hurt you. Explain why you are in such a fix. Come on, share the co-dependant ways of your relationships.
I may or may not link to your blog. I may or may not do whatever the hell I damn well feel like. You may not, shall not and absolutely will not blame me for your sudden notority. So be careful if you don't want the rest of the world knowing all your bullshit. (Scared? Wimp.) I will be posting your questions and my subsequent reply in my Blog. THIS IS NOT AN OPTION. I may also edit your question to make it laser, or for entertainment purposes. Or because I want to.
The comment section here is for comments. I will probably not reply to questions left there, so it may be a good idea for you to NOT leave a question there. In the off chance that was unclear,
SEND ALL QUESTIONS AS MESSAGES.
You do not need to add me as a FRIEND in order to message me with your question.
If you want to see my reply to your question, watch the blogs.Your question WILL be posted in my Blog.
Disclaimer!!!
I am not, nor ever will be, nor will my children or my children's children, responsible for any action you take herein, after reading my advice, or the advice given to others. I am not, not ever will be, nor will my children or my childrens children, noted as giving sound, solid, or otherwise reputable advice. I am not, nor ever will be, nor will my children or my children's children, ever be responsible for the death of your dog, co-worker, spouse, boss, or anyone else you will ever know, ever have known, or ever will know, including but not limited to pedophilic uncles, knee slapping grandaddies, cheek pinching aunties, crippled cats, hairy hobos, dirty cops, evil lawyers, and snot nosed brats. I am not, nor ever will be, nor will my children or my children's children, to be held indirectly or directly liable for any action you take as a result of writing to Dear Stabby. I am not, nor ever will be, nor will my children or my children's children, forced to apologise, or thus offer condolances or act sympathetic towards you, or any of your snot nosed brats, at any time within the next 87 million years. If you cannot handle my reply to one of your questions, then I don't want to hear about it. Dear Stabby is for entertainment purposes only.
PERIOD.
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