Undisputed Relationship Guru
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Is my hair fluffy enough? I feel like it’s not fluffy enough.
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94 years old
PHILADELPHIA, PA
United States
Last Login: 3/2/2009
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Undisputed Relationship Guru's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | The URG was raised by dingoes in the wilds of Australia. After twelve years of sneaking up on tourists, she rode a killer whale to the beaches of New Jersey, where she promptly began her advice-giving career. It’s been nothing but rainbows,sunshine and salt water taffy ever since as giving advice sure does beat roaming the Outback. It’s quite hot there. | | Website | youtube.com/DearURG | | Influences | The gopher from "Caddyshack", Stephen King, Captain Kangaroo, the band Air Supply (geniuses!), the cast of the musical "Jesus Christ Superstar". | | Films | Alien Hand 3 in Signs. |
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Undisputed Relationship Guru's Interests
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| General | Giving advice, taxidermy, pointing and laughing at deaf children. | | Music | Insane Clown Posse, John Tesh, Gregorian chants. | | Movies | The Ten Commandments, Ben Hur, Rocky 1-V Rocky Balboa, Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot!, those Rambo movies. | | Television | Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew, 90201 (old and new), the golf channel. | | Books | Books about trains, books about planes, books about cats. | | Heroes | People that make cheese. |
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Undisputed Relationship Guru's Details
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| Status: | In a Relationship | | Here for: | Networking, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Left of a cactus, the Outback. | | Body type: | Slim / Slender | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Taoist | | Zodiac Sign: | Libra | | Smoke / Drink: | Yes / Yes | | Education: | College graduate | | Occupation: | Relationship Guru |
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About me:
The URG, or Undisputed Relationship Guru, is here to answer all of your burning relationship questions, and hopefully the questions aren't about STD-related burning. If your question is not answered by one of the above videos, then leave a question in the comments section. Your question will be answered. By the URG. Was that not clear? I'm never sure.
About me? Well, I enjoy a daily regimen of exercise, advice-giving, betting on bum fights, punting hamsters off bridges, and more advice-giving. You know, there are just never enough hours in a day.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Those with relationship issues. But from a distance. I dislike germs. And people with dogs.
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