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Have you ever been brushing your teeth or walking down a street or something, and just been like, 'Oh my god, I want to kill EVERYBODY.'..Music
What I'd like to do one day is sing a duet with a banshee. That would be awesome. I think I would want to do this mostly for the amusement value it would provide for me more than the actual quality of the song probably.
I would all be starting up the song, like:
Oh yes baby
You and me together
form what is called a couple.
Perhaps we engage in
activities to express
our love-related emotions?
And then a pause maybe the drum would kick it up a notch, like, ooh, here comes the sweeter part, and then it would just be the banshee all like
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRERHEHGKEHGKHGEHGHEGG!
And that would go on for a minute, and then I would just chime in,
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I was played by Brad Pitt. He's definitely got, you know, boniness, but it's not like he's totally made of bone. Still I think he conveyed the general idea. Oh man -- what did I just say? Is -- did I just..Television
Man, elephants are awesome. They are so big and hard to kill, that they have a gun named after them. That is like totally unique to elephants. Nobody named a gun after, like, Japanese people. Even when Japan was all fucking up China, nobody in China was like, 'Man, we need to invent some type of Japanese people-gun, so we can finally stop these fuckers.' Mostly they just wanted more regular guns.
Man, Japanese people, your grandparents were some crazy bitches.Books
I never get cold it's like, uh, a talent that I have. I mean, mostly it's to do with me being made out of bones. But seriously, you could just totally put me in a freezer, and I'd be like, 'Hey this is ok I am not freezing or anything'. Man, do you ever feel like you can't express what you're thinking or something?..Heroes
Well, mostly I just want to kill everybody. Um.. but, I guess, the guy who invented dictionaries?..
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Oh, you know, I'm a normal type of person. I mean, you know, of, of man. I am a man person.I like roller skating even though I haven't done it in a few years. I guess, uh, nobody is really roller skating right now -- damn, where would you even have to go to get some adult-size skates? Like, a store for giant-sized children, probably. You know really I don't even like roller skating that much it's probably not worth the trouble. If you were going to email me and like ask if I wanted to go roller skating or something don't even bother because I will probably say 'No'. Sorry, I just, I don't have the time for it.
Anyway.
Also I embody death, the end of life. It is a pretty cool gig I have you know the awesome bone face and I pretty much get to kill everybody.
My exploits are occasionally cataloged in:
http=Stolen Faces Parade
Who I'd like to meet:
Mel Gibson
Seriously he is such a tease. Have you ever embodied the concept of death and watched a Mel Gibson movie?? OH MY GOD. He is ALWAYS pretending like he is dying. You are all watching it like,'Oh my god this is so sweet this is the awesomist thing ever Mel Gibson is totally dying' and then he's just like 'Ha ha ha, just ACTING, this has been a MOVIE, la la la sure is nice to ACTUALLY BE ALIVE STILL.' Fucking Bastard.
Also, I guess, um, a girl? I mean, I meet you know tons of girls, you know, all the time I meet them, but like, I MEET them, but I don't really MEET them, you know? Because they're DEAD.
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- Status: Single
- Here for: Networking, Friends
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Ethnicity: Other
- Religion: Taoist
- Zodiac Sign: Leo
- Children: Love kids, but not for me
- Smoke / Drink: No / No
- Education: College graduate
- Income: Less than $30,000
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University Of California-Berkeley
- Berkeley,California
- Graduated: N/A
- Degree: Bachelor's Degree
- Major: English
- Clubs: FSM
1963 to 1968
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Yalryt death? busy day cumin up soon what with halloween n all. Anychange I can borrow your cool head ... skull ... wotever the hell it is please? I wanna scare the living shit outta some kids, and of course ill let you reap their souls when im done, sound like a deal?
thanx 4 the add..
im GLad i found you heRe.
instead of ReaLity chiLLin in my house when i came home fRom woRk...
when im gone can i stiLL pLay GuitaR?
now for the actuaL peRson.
you bastaRd you did it fiRst.i was thinkin of making a pRofile foR Death but with a daRk background and moRbid pics and phRases.hahaha "japanese peopLe Gun".
i agRee w ms below,a guitaR oR a pan fLute..man those can be cReepy.
Hey I dig your death pic...he needs a guitar or some bongos though... You know to kind of get everyone psyched about death:-)