Born out of wedlock to non-existent parents, the Death Avengers rose out of the abyss to deliver gut punching awesomeness in the vein of a turbo cockfight. They quickly took control of the country. Unfortunately, a rogue memory spell shook the nation and they quickly faded back into obscurity...
I heard rumors theres more Death Avengers to be loved come early 2009. (Since I have a hate 2008, I really cant wait for all 2009 brings) May the best of 2008 be the worst for this band in 2009.
