♣ Joe - Ich werde Sie essen ♣ ™ T.D.G ~Wild One~'s Interests
General
Don't forget to check out Blood Banquet Theatre™, the FIRST Myspace broadcasting / webcasting site!
Horror movies, HEAVY metal, some punk (RAMONES and G.G. ALLIN!!!), pizza, fx, writing, poetry, guitar, dark art.
After the Great Salem Fire of 1914.
Aerial view of Salem.
Colonial shipping in Salem.
Check out this werewolf pic my friend Kendra drew for my page. She's a GREAT artist. Anyone needing artwork should get in touch with her.
Music
To name a few...
THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD soundtrack,
Uninvited Guest,
old Slayer,
Morbid Angel,
Think13,
old Cannibal Corpse,
Dimmu Borgir,
Earth A.D.,
Suicidal Tendencies,
Green Day,
Broken September,
Dark Funeral,
The Clash,
Sabbat,
Organ,
Rigor Mortis,
Samael,
Overkill,
Moonspell,
Gwar,
Alice Cooper,
Erebus,
G.G. Allin,
AC/DC (Bon Scott!),
The Ramones,
Black Funeral,
The Jabbers,
Danzig,
Venom,
D.R.I.,
Van Halen (David Lee Roth!),
S.O.D.,
The Black,
Mortician,
Devius Phat,
Nuke and the Living Dead,
Incantation,
The Exploited,
Haunted Garage,
Eaten Alive,
Toxocara,
old Misfits,
Obituary,
Ulver,
Six Feet Under,
The Sex Pistols,
King Diamond,
Mercyful Fate,
Turbonegro,
Kreator,
Death,
Possessed,
Samhain,
At The Gates,
Immortal,
T.S.O.L.,
Celtic Frost,
Twisted Sister,
Carcass,
Coroner,
Moonspell,
Emperor,
Widowmaker,
Entombed,
Dissection,
Jim Carroll Band,
Immolation,
Bal-Sagoth,
W.A.S.P.,
Bathory,
Borknagar,
Darkthrone,
Mayhem (Dead),
Deicide,
Immortal,
Salem.
Movies
I did a voice-only role in this movie, watch it, damn you!
Thomas Edison's Frankenstein 1910 ..
OUTPOST,
HATCHET,
DAWNA OF THE DEAD,
BONE SICKNESS,
DEATH FACTORY,
1408,
FEAST,
F.W. MURNAU'S FAUST,
PULP FICTION,
DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE,
FIRE IN THE SKY,
CANNIBAL FLESH RIOT,
THE MIST,
HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS,
NIGHTWALKERS,
THE GRAVEDANCERS,
SCARECROW,
NIGHT OF DARK SHADOWS,
MASTER OF THE DEAD,
SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS,
ZOMBIE,
BLOOD RANCH,
CREEP,
NIGHT SKIES,
ANDRE THE BUTCHER,
ZOMBI3,
TAMARA,
THE PUMPKIN KARVER,
MOTOR HOME MASSACRE,
MOUNTAIN OF THE CANNIBAL GOD,
DR. BUTCHER, M.D.,
THE PROWLER,
THE BLIND DEAD series,
BEYOND THE WALL OF SLEEP,
ACTRESS APOCALYPSE,
THE THIRSTING,
LISZDTOMANIA,
LOVE ME DEADLY,
THE BURNING,
FACES OF DEATH series,
DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE,
THE ANCIENT,
CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD (GATES OF HELL),
NATURAL BORN KILLERS,
TERROR FIRMER,
THE BEYOND (7 DOORS OF DEATH),
BLOOD SUCKING PHAROAS IN PITTSBURGH,
ALICE IN ACIDLAND,
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE,
HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD,
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS,
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS II,
SURF NAZIS MUST DIE,
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968),
DEF BY TEMPTATION,
THE CROW,
TRICK OR TREAT,
MANIAC,
SPIRITS OF THE DEAD,
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS,
DELLAMORE DELLAMORTE (CEMETERY MAN),
HUMONGOUS,
FUNERAL HOME,
DEMON WARP,
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD,
THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW,
THE CLUB,
TENEBRAE,
NIGHTBREED,
KNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD,
Q,
GHOULIES,
GHOULIES II,
DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978),
DAY OF THE DEAD (1985),
LAND OF THE DEAD,
THE EXTERMINATOR,
THE CORPSE GRINDERS,
BLOODY MURDER II,
KILLER TONGUE,
SHIVERS,
WAXWORK,
TRACES OF DEATH series,
HELLRAISER,
HELLRAISER II,
THE SHINING (Nicholson),
THE TOXIC AVENGER series,
NIGHTWALKERS,
BUIO OMEGA (BEYOND DARKNESS),
SPLICED,
FACES OF GORE series,
THE PERVERSE COUNTESS,
THE VINDICATOR,
GRIM REAPER,
GRIM REAPER II,
TROMA'S WAR,
JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN (1971),
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE,
GUINEA PIG (Japan),
HALLOWEEN,
HALLOWEEN II,
TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE,
RAWHEAD REX,
FRIDAY THE 13TH series,
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD,
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 2,
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3,
I DISMEMBER MAMA,
CANNIBAL FEROX (MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY),
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974!!!!),
MOSQUITO,
THE EVIL DEAD,
EVIL DEAD II,
TRANSMUTATIONS,
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET,
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET II,
PSYCHO COP,
PSYCHO COP RETURNS,
THE NEW YORK RIPPER,
HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP (1980),
MADMAN,
NOSFERATU (1922),
DRACULA (1931),
THE LODGER (1927),
BLUE VELVET,
CLASS OF NUKE EM HIGH,
PHENOMENA (CREEPERS),
PIECES,
BAD LIEUTANNANT (unrated version!!!),
THE DEAD HATE THE LIVING,
TRAUMA,
VOODOO DAWN,
ISLAND OF LOST SOULS,
HOUSE OF CLOCKS,
THE RIPPER (Savini),
LA CHIESA,
SOYLENT GREEN,
EVENT HORIZON,
DEMONI,
DEMONI 2,
EL TOPO,
SCARECROW,
LA SINDROME DI STENDHAL,
FLESH FOR THE BEAST,
2000 MANIACS,
MANIAC COP trilogy,
THE NECRO FILES.
Television
Dark Shadows, Tales from the crypt, Night Gallery, Tales from the darkside, Twilight Zone, Kolchak the Night Stalker (original, not the new Sci Fi channel CRAP), Friday the 13th the series, etc.
Books
The Sins of Eden is NOW AVAILABLE from Dark Herald Publishing®!
Click the pic to order or for more info!
H. P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Clive Barker, Lord Byron, Aleister Crowley, Kahlil Gibran, Abdul Alhazred, Montague Summers, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Lloyd Kaufman's MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN MOVIE and ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FILMMAKING I LEARNED FROM THE TOXIC AVENGER, Savini's GRANDE ILLUSIONS and GRANDE ILLUSIONS II, DICK SMITH'S DO-IT-YOURSELF MONSTER MAKE-UP HANDBOOK, BRUCE LEE'S FIGHTING METHOD VOLS. I-IV.
Heroes
My grandfather, Lloyd Kaufman, Dee Snider, Elizabeth Bathory, Jason Voorhees, Bela Lugosi, Gene Roddenberry, Rod Serling, George Carlin, Dan Curtis, Tom Savini, Lon Chaney, H.G. Lewis, Joe D'Amato, Jess Franco, Kane Hodder, Jean Rollin, Christopher George, Jack the Ripper, Pat Patterson, Charles Manson, Kenneth Anger, Richard Pryor, F.W. Murnau, Michael Madsen, Harrison Ford, Ted V. Mikels, Jeffrey Combs, H.P. Lovecraft, Clive Barker, Dukey Flyswatter, George A. Romero, Tom Sizemore, Tommy Chong, Benny Hill, Jim Varney, and yer mama!
♣ Joe - Ich werde Sie essen ♣ ™ T.D.G ~Wild One~'s Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Pricksville, USA
Body type:
6' 2" / Average
Ethnicity:
Other
Religion:
Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
Smoke / Drink:
Yes / Yes
Children:
Undecided
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Author, Publicist, Indie Producer/Filmmaker.
♣ Joe - Ich werde Sie essen ♣ ™ T.D.G ~Wild One~'s Companies
Blood Banquet Studios ™ Ninth Ring of Hell, Ohio US Promoter/Publicist/Writer/Director/Producer Indie horror and b-movie production house
2005 - Present
Necroscopic Unlimited ™ Gainesville, Texas US Promoter/Publicist/Writer Independent horror Production Company
2006 - Present
Vamping You Productions ™ Broadview Heights, Ohio US Promoter/Publicist Independent production company
2006 - Present
Blood Banquet Theatre ™ 9th Ring of Hell, Ohio US Executive Producer/Creator The first Myspace webcasting/broadcasting site
2006 - Present
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♣ Joe - Ich werde Sie essen ♣ ™ T.D.G ~Wild One~'s Blurbs
About me:
My third book, The Sins of Eden, which is also my first novel, has recently been published and is available from Dark Herald Publishing®. (See below, in the "BOOKS" section.) Thanks to all of you who are reading it!! I'm currently involved in the planning and research phase of my next book, Death Ship, which is a collection of nautical horror short stories...a subject I have always had much interest in. More on that to come at a later date.
I've recently been working on a film project starring Bela Lugosi called MASTER OF THE DEAD, which I'm pretty damned proud of, you'll be hearing about it soon!
I'm the creator and executive producer of Blood Banquet Theatre™, a weekly classic horror and b-movie cult webcast show, and the FIRST Myspace broadcasting/webcasting site. I want to take the time to thank all of you who are watching and supporting the show. I am truly fortunate to have support like you are giving me, and it isn't going unnoticed or unappreciated! Dedication like that is hard to come by. The show is on hold temporarily, while I deal with some pressing and cataclysmic issues, but fret not, it shall be back soon!
I have read Tarot cards since about 1991, and I used to work for Miss Cleo... Seriously! : )
I'm a freelance horror writer and photographer, a struggling independent videographer/filmmaker, and a Special FX hobbyist/dabbler.
I also play a little guitar, but writing and movies are my bag. Anything else? Don't be shy, ask me what you want to know. Heh heh heh.
Take the Dark Shadows Character Quiz, hosted by the Dark Shadows Journal Online.
.."Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to feel...
Pain" - Kurt Cobain
Which Vampire from The Lost Boys are You? brought to you by Quizilla You are Duane! You are probably the most vicious Native American in Southern California, and you are not afraid to show it! You do everything to the extreme, be it killing, listening to music, or blood-letting. Heck, when you pass away, you will probably do that in a blaze of glory as well. You are a vampire who seizes the day and always lives on the edge!
Take the quiz: "What 80's Metal Band are you?" King Diamond You are King Diamond, a band that actually is Satanic and not doing it for the show. Your lyrics tell stories of posession and demon babies. You may not be well known, but that doesn't stop you from being one of the greatest fucking metal bands of all time!
My pirate name is:
Bloody Joe Flint
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Coconut monkeys are evil, and so they are my friends.
Save The World - One Click At A Time!
On each of these websites, you can click a button to support the cause -- each click creates funding, and costs you nothing! Bookmark these sites, and click once a day!
Man, I know it's Thanksgiving and all but if this is the only bird you have access to...Ya might want to opt for another meal...This turkey looks a bit deranged if ya ask me. ;)
DROPPING BY TO SAY THANX FOR BEING A FRIEND OF CRISS KARVER AND THE LUNACY MACHINE. ALSO, WANTED TO WISH YOU A FABULOUS DARK AND TWISTED WEEK!!!
HERE IS A PREVIEW FOR THE UPCOMING STORY 'OUIJA' WHICH IS ONE OF MANY TWISTED RHYMES INSIDE THE NEW LUNACY MACHINE.
OUIJA
Is there someone there? Is there someone there? Come talk to us tonight. We’re asking for the dead to speak, It’s only us . . .my wife and me. Come tell us how you died.
The oracle moved about the board A figure-eight reply. The oracle started slowing down, then stopped . . . above the Y.
Tell us more, tell us more, what brought you here to me? Tell us how you died tonight. Tell us when you died tonight. Tell us what brings you here tonight. Keep spelling it for me.
The figure eight continues and around the board it moves. It’s slowing down, it’s slowing down. Come, spirit, talk to me right now, Tell us tonight, because we want to know . . Then the oracle stopped on the letter O.
You’re coming in so very clear, Now tell us why you’re roaming here, on this dark and stormy night. Speak to me, speak to me, Travel through this board to me. Tell us why you sleep tonight beneath your resting tomb. Speak to me, speak to me, speak to me now. Then the oracle stopped on the U.
Y-O-U, Y-O-U, this isn’t making sense. You spelled out, YOU is this what you meant to do? Then the oracle stopped on YES.
*COME BY AND VISIT ME AND PREVIEW SOME OTHER STORIES FROM THE LUNACY MACHINE, TWISTED TALES OF UNFORTUNATE TIMES 'R' in my blog section SEE YA!! -CRISS KARVER
I'm wonderful babes, good to hear back from ya. Hows everything in your world?
Aww sorry to hear, I got pretty drunk too but thankfully I was able to remember most of everything... but man I won't be doing that again for a little while, I had a monster hangover XP
Listen to Batching It's debut album "Homage" in it's entirety before it is released! CD out in January 2010! Featuring songs by NOFX, Skankin' Pickle, Swingin' Utters, Pearl Jam, Rancid, Lagwagon, Metallica, Sublime, No Use For a Name, Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, No Doubt, The Descendents, Less Than Jake and Operation Ivy!
Don't forget to check out Blood Banquet Theatre™, the FIRST Myspace broadcasting / webcasting site!
Horror movies, HEAVY metal, some punk (RAMONES and G.G. ALLIN!!!), pizza, fx, writing, poetry, guitar, dark art.
After the Great Salem Fire of 1914.
Aerial view of Salem.
Colonial shipping in Salem.
Check out this werewolf pic my friend Kendra drew for my page. She's a GREAT artist. Anyone needing artwork should get in touch with her.
To name a few...
OUTPOST,
HATCHET,
DAWNA OF THE DEAD,
BONE SICKNESS,
DEATH FACTORY,
1408,
FEAST,
F.W. MURNAU'S FAUST,
PULP FICTION,
DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE,
FIRE IN THE SKY,
CANNIBAL FLESH RIOT,
THE MIST,
HOUSE OF DARK SHADOWS,
NIGHTWALKERS,
THE GRAVEDANCERS,
SCARECROW,
NIGHT OF DARK SHADOWS,
MASTER OF THE DEAD,
SLAUGHTERED VOMIT DOLLS,
ZOMBIE,
BLOOD RANCH,
CREEP,
NIGHT SKIES,
ANDRE THE BUTCHER,
ZOMBI3,
TAMARA,
THE PUMPKIN KARVER,
MOTOR HOME MASSACRE,
MOUNTAIN OF THE CANNIBAL GOD,
DR. BUTCHER, M.D.,
THE PROWLER,
THE BLIND DEAD series,
BEYOND THE WALL OF SLEEP,
ACTRESS APOCALYPSE,
THE THIRSTING,
LISZDTOMANIA,
LOVE ME DEADLY,
THE BURNING,
FACES OF DEATH series,
DEAD DUDES IN THE HOUSE,
THE ANCIENT,
CITY OF THE LIVING DEAD (GATES OF HELL),
NATURAL BORN KILLERS,
TERROR FIRMER,
THE BEYOND (7 DOORS OF DEATH),
BLOOD SUCKING PHAROAS IN PITTSBURGH,
ALICE IN ACIDLAND,
I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE,
HELL OF THE LIVING DEAD,
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS,
NIGHT OF THE DEMONS II,
SURF NAZIS MUST DIE,
NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD (1968),
DEF BY TEMPTATION,
THE CROW,
TRICK OR TREAT,
MANIAC,
SPIRITS OF THE DEAD,
IN THE MOUTH OF MADNESS,
DELLAMORE DELLAMORTE (CEMETERY MAN),
HUMONGOUS,
FUNERAL HOME,
DEMON WARP,
I DRINK YOUR BLOOD,
THE HOUSE ON SORORITY ROW,
THE CLUB,
TENEBRAE,
NIGHTBREED,
KNIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD,
Q,
GHOULIES,
GHOULIES II,
DAWN OF THE DEAD (1978),
DAY OF THE DEAD (1985),
LAND OF THE DEAD,
THE EXTERMINATOR,
THE CORPSE GRINDERS,
BLOODY MURDER II,
KILLER TONGUE,
SHIVERS,
WAXWORK,
TRACES OF DEATH series,
HELLRAISER,
HELLRAISER II,
THE SHINING (Nicholson),
THE TOXIC AVENGER series,
NIGHTWALKERS,
BUIO OMEGA (BEYOND DARKNESS),
SPLICED,
FACES OF GORE series,
THE PERVERSE COUNTESS,
THE VINDICATOR,
GRIM REAPER,
GRIM REAPER II,
TROMA'S WAR,
JOHNNY GOT HIS GUN (1971),
A CLOCKWORK ORANGE,
GUINEA PIG (Japan),
HALLOWEEN,
HALLOWEEN II,
TWITCH OF THE DEATH NERVE,
RAWHEAD REX,
FRIDAY THE 13TH series,
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD,
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 2,
RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD 3,
I DISMEMBER MAMA,
CANNIBAL FEROX (MAKE THEM DIE SLOWLY),
THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974!!!!),
MOSQUITO,
THE EVIL DEAD,
EVIL DEAD II,
TRANSMUTATIONS,
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET,
A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET II,
PSYCHO COP,
PSYCHO COP RETURNS,
THE NEW YORK RIPPER,
HUMANOIDS FROM THE DEEP (1980),
MADMAN,
NOSFERATU (1922),
DRACULA (1931),
THE LODGER (1927),
BLUE VELVET,
CLASS OF NUKE EM HIGH,
PHENOMENA (CREEPERS),
PIECES,
BAD LIEUTANNANT (unrated version!!!),
THE DEAD HATE THE LIVING,
TRAUMA,
VOODOO DAWN,
ISLAND OF LOST SOULS,
HOUSE OF CLOCKS,
THE RIPPER (Savini),
LA CHIESA,
SOYLENT GREEN,
EVENT HORIZON,
DEMONI,
DEMONI 2,
EL TOPO,
SCARECROW,
LA SINDROME DI STENDHAL,
FLESH FOR THE BEAST,
2000 MANIACS,
MANIAC COP trilogy,
THE NECRO FILES.
H. P. Lovecraft, Edgar Allan Poe, Clive Barker, Lord Byron, Aleister Crowley, Kahlil Gibran, Abdul Alhazred, Montague Summers, Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Lloyd Kaufman's MAKE YOUR OWN DAMN MOVIE and ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT FILMMAKING I LEARNED FROM THE TOXIC AVENGER, Savini's GRANDE ILLUSIONS and GRANDE ILLUSIONS II, DICK SMITH'S DO-IT-YOURSELF MONSTER MAKE-UP HANDBOOK, BRUCE LEE'S FIGHTING METHOD VOLS. I-IV.
My third book, The Sins of Eden, which is also my first novel, has recently been published and is available from Dark Herald Publishing®. (See below, in the "BOOKS" section.) Thanks to all of you who are reading it!! I'm currently involved in the planning and research phase of my next book, Death Ship, which is a collection of nautical horror short stories...a subject I have always had much interest in. More on that to come at a later date.
I've recently been working on a film project starring Bela Lugosi called MASTER OF THE DEAD, which I'm pretty damned proud of, you'll be hearing about it soon!
I'm the creator and executive producer of Blood Banquet Theatre™, a weekly classic horror and b-movie cult webcast show, and the FIRST Myspace broadcasting/webcasting site. I want to take the time to thank all of you who are watching and supporting the show. I am truly fortunate to have support like you are giving me, and it isn't going unnoticed or unappreciated! Dedication like that is hard to come by. The show is on hold temporarily, while I deal with some pressing and cataclysmic issues, but fret not, it shall be back soon!
I have read Tarot cards since about 1991, and I used to work for Miss Cleo... Seriously! : )
I'm a freelance horror writer and photographer, a struggling independent videographer/filmmaker, and a Special FX hobbyist/dabbler.
I also play a little guitar, but writing and movies are my bag. Anything else? Don't be shy, ask me what you want to know. Heh heh heh.
.."Things have never been so swell
I have never failed to feel...
Pain" - Kurt Cobain
Take the quiz: 
Coconut monkeys are evil, and so they are my friends.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark,
Ziggy Stardust, Dario Argento, King Diamond, Alice Cooper, William Shatner.
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