Sammi Scathe(aka: Sam Plissken, aka: Zam the Zombie MAn, aka: Sammy Lightfoot, aka: Sammi Steadfast, aka: Houston Heat) - guitars and shit, and shitty vocals. (wanted in 5 states for battery, burglary, assault with a deadly guitar riff, and molesting a preist) And featuring:
Zak "Attack" BURN-ett (aka: Kazz, aka: The attractive one in the band)- the skinzzz, and shitty back-up vocals. (wanted in 7 states for rocking too hard)
And....dun, dun, dun!!! Sgt. Joey Kaos (aka: Go Go Action Jo-Jo, aka: Texas Hold 'Em Joe, aka: Reverand Joe, aka: Jo-Borg aka: Joey Pyro.....he has many names) on the Bass and back up vocalzzzzzz-aaaaaaa!!!!!! (Wanted in all of America and some parts of the Dominican republic for indecent exposure)
ohh and David Burxxx on rhythm guitar(wanted in a gay bay for being too straight)
Influences
GWAR, X-Cops, Dave Brockie experience, G.G Allin, Repulsion, Skeletal Earth, Grim Reaper, Motley Crue, Ratt, Death, Iron Maiden, Judas Preist, Hank 3, Assjack etc. ohh and the backstreet boys
From the piss-drenched ruin, Death Rattle was reincarnated once again. Zombies are dry humping their tombstones as we break the soil. After we left, there was a lack of violence in the world, so we decided to cum back. Who the fuck cares what other bands were in, the point is, we hate you all, and you hate us. We really dont give a shit. If you like your music vomit-drenched, and gore-saturated, youve cum to the right place you sick sadistic shit. Youve come here cuz your a wastes of sperm just like we are.
Come to our shows so we can have the pleasure of killing you, and eating your brains. In process of making our new LP: "Danny Wegman Loves His Coke".......even though were not in the process at all......maybe if Sammi can gather up the scratch to pay Josh at Kalashnikov to record the shit. But yes, many new things are cumming, new songs, maybe shows if clubs allow the antics, being: joey's nudity, sammi's rude-ness, nakedness, drunken-ness, and bleeding all over the place, and Zak's ability to rock your pants off. His musical ability makes up for the rest of us being complete asses.
If anybody even reads this fuckin' shit to begin with... The CelebRetards just posted new video of their White Trash Country-Fried Punk Anthem entitled: "HillBilly Joe Jim Bob". Check it out!
lets do it. you bitches gotta play out more. set up shows w/ UV Rays, Blud Wulf, Hounds and Slurblown. haha slurblown is crazy. i have some napkins for your arm because...
