Sammi Scathe(aka: Sam Plissken, aka: Zam the Zombie MAn, aka: Sammy Lightfoot, aka: Sammi Steadfast, aka: Houston Heat) - guitars and shit, and shitty vocals. (wanted in 5 states for battery, burglary, assault with a deadly guitar riff,
And....dun, dun, dun!!! Sgt. Joey Kaos on the four string slapstick(aka: Go Go Action Jo-Jo, aka: Texas Hold 'Em Joe, aka: Reverand Joe, aka: Jo-Borg aka: Joey Pyro.....he has many names) on the Bass and back up vocalzzzzzz-aaaaaaa!!!!!! (Wanted in all of America and some parts of the Dominican republic for indecent exposure)
*ohh and David Burxxx on rhythm guitar(wanted in a gay bay for being too straight)
*not really a band member
Influences
GWAR, X-Cops, Dave Brockie experience, G.G Allin, Repulsion, Skeletal Earth, Grim Reaper, Motley Crue, Ratt, Death, Iron Maiden, Judas Preist, Hank 3, Assjack etc. ohh and the backstreet boys
I dont think this band will ever release a real record...I mean, maybe a plathera of demos and live recordings that could find its audience underground, but Id rather have my shit being downloaded for free from torrent sites and all that shit. It just seems more flattering to me, when kids are doing all they can to get my shit for free. Fuck it, id rather be a threat to big-time record corporations. Id rather be a threat to the entire world. Fuck everyone. This is our lives, and we dont give a shit. Fuck everyone who has run from our shows screaming, because theyve been bled on, or attacked with a chainsaw, kicked in the nuts, punched in the face, pissed on, or insulted in some way. A message to those people: If youre going into battle, you better bring a fucking gun. Dont expect to be treated different. We kill everyone. And fuck everyone who says we have a punk attitude. Were just people who live how we live, and we love to live like animals. Fuck punks, fuck metal-heads, fuck goths, fuck those ska-kids, fuck scenesters, fuck jocks, fuck nerds, and fuck geeks. Zak loves his Pabst Blue Ribbon, Sgt Joey Kaos loves his Jim Beam, and I love my Miller High Life. And we all love violence. So we bring it up on stage, and more people hate us than love us....and that is why were a band. Id rather get death threats and hate mail, than adoring fans who want our cocks. But if you do truly love us...then kill for us. haha. (message from Sammi Scathe of Death Rattle)
P.S. Another one down fans are still fags and Horseface you still suck dick and playing music.
Hey what's Up !! Death Rattle just wanted to slide by your House to see how you keep it & give some Grown Folks Love !!!!... Remember...Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them
What's Hatnin Death Rattle It's Ya Guy Dj Strange..Knockin On Your Door For A Vist...Remember... Life Is About Smiles & Frown's So Don't let Anything Bring U Down. Laughter Brings Us All Together So Keep Smiles In Your Heart Get @ Me Anytime...K
Hey Fam What's Been Good ? Wanted to Slide through And Grace Ya page with Some Grown Folks love We know It's Been A Bit.HeyThe New Album Is Out "Shut Up When We Talk" Available Everywhere Check The Page. Ask How To Get Some Free Goodies
cool thank hell yea that would be great the GG shit but 4 now my band is looking 4 a new singer r singer now dont wants to sing no more soo were now looking for a new 1 untill then my band wont be playing show and it sucks too
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