Music, Art, Movies, Noise, Pop Culture, Macaroni –n- Cheese with Peas, Fuzzy Little Kittens, Debauchery, Chocolate Pancakes, Scene Girls, Recording, Drawing, Documenting, Coffee, Jelly Bracelets, Furry Little Puppy Dogs, Revenge, Sunsets, Writing, Clean Toilets, Bike Riding, Dirty Little Secrets, Dirty Little Lies, Dirty Little Fingers In Everybody's Pie, Sewing, Chocolate Chip Muffins, Zines, Performing, Curel Original Formula Lotion, Long Walks, Zombies, Soup, Bigfoot, Keeping You Fukkers Guessing.
Music
Um, yeah.... I kind of have a little problem in this department. You see I'm pretty much OBSESSED with whatever wretched audio diarrhea is spewing from the stinking ass that is Mainstream Pop Radio. I CAN'T STOP! And I'm talking about the worst of the worst. Kelly Clarkson, Pink, Avril, Lifehouse, Christina. The list goes on and I love it! Give me more and turn UP the volume! And NO I'm not trying to be cute or ironic. This is SERIOUS! I have been seeing a counselor about this and I've even attended group therapy sessions but I don't think it's helping. When I'm not slowly destroying myself with this stuff I try to counter balance with stuff like Buckethead, Merzbow, Nine Inch Nails, Kool Keith, some ridiculously obscure Mike Patton thing, Venetian Snares, The Charlie Burns AXEperience, Richard Poker and the Pipe Strokers, my friends bands, sound effects cds, the toilet flushing.
Movies
I love them all. Way too many to list. But my favorites are the trashy B-grade horror and Xploitation type from the 1950's-1980's. The ones where they were REALLY trying to make a good movie but somehow the whole thing just took a dump. Those are the best.
Television
7th Heaven, the T.V. Guide Channel.
Books
As far as I know Kelly Clarkson has never written a book.
Heroes
Sheep cleverly disguised as “independent thinkers”. Fashion Victims. The lowest common denominator. Alpha male tough-guy types. Pretentious "Artist" types. Culture Vultures. Homophobes and Racists. Uptight Conservatives.
OOPS...... Oh wait a minute, what I meant to say was my heros are the EXACT OPPOSITE of everything I just said.
L3N's Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Port Townsend, Washington
Body type:
6' 2" / Some extra baggage
Ethnicity:
Other
Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Undecided
Education:
High school
Occupation:
Friend Of The People
Income:
$250,000 and Higher
L3N doesn’t practice what he preaches because he’s not the kind of person he’s preaching to. Posted at 2:35 AM May 8 view more
i was born in the damp and dreary pacific northwest, the result of research my father was conducting into what he called “superior breeding”. the local authorities called it a gross misuse of science and technology but no matter, he was never a real scientist anyway. he would sort of just become one after a couple 12 packs and a handful of pills.
grew up in a bizarre little town on washington's olympic peninsula. an area populated, for the most part, by earth hippies, red-necks and retirees.
strange vibrations indeed.
public education was, for me, tedious at best. i probably would have ditched had it not been for girls and art class.
school was followed by extended periods spent homeless and jobless cavorting with tramps and lunatics in the name of pure fun all the time.
many debaucherous adventures unfolded!
lived in the woods, lived in the trunk of a car, lived with girls, traveled around, played in a few bands, spent some time as a homeless hollywood street urchin, lived in a tool shed, rode a bmx and refused to get a car or a drivers licence, blah, blah, blah... you get the picture.
everything changed when i was introduced to the multitrack recorder.
i quickly became obsessed with manipulating audio, pieced together a modest home recording set up and fully immersed myself in recording, illustration and graphic design.
not long after i became friends with a mentally disabled man and helped turn him into "AK47- the worlds first mentally disabled rapper" (who has since adopted me as his "manager").
i enjoy a few days of quiet productive time with the phone turned off tempered by a few days of full throttle, blow-out debauchery oft times with my attorney in tow blasted out of his mind on booze and amphetamines making a goddamn spectacle of himself.
lately i have been spending most of my time locked away inside my super secret tree house laboratory surrounded by a swirling maelstrom of dayglo pop culture trash art tirelessly melding sounds and images into what my attorney insists is "the next big thing". to be honest though, he was blacked-out drunk when he said this and moments later the rat bastard passed out cold and soiled himself on my couch so i’m not sure that his opinion really counts for much.
to insure that i remain properly inspired in these dark and wretched times i try to limit myself to a strict diet of sparks, mainstream pop radio (to the point of nausea) and an endless barrage of b-movie sleaze-o-rama.
Random facts about me:
I live in a studio apartment. I have no pets. Despite appearances and the company I keep, I don’t do drugs. I like a good black light. My cars name is “Otto”. I used to live in a haunted house. Currently my favorite song is (still) “Umbrella” by Rihanna. (Yeah, you read that right. It's a straight shot of sugar for the ears you bastards!) My all time favorite song is “Since U Been Gone” by Kelly Clarkson. I cut my own hair. My favorite cereal is Count Chocula. Sometimes I climb up onto the roof and watch for U.F.O.s. I eat a banana every morning. I like to watch a movie with a glass of wine, some microwave popcorn and a box of chocolate covered raisins. Most of the time I just want to be held. Wanna know some more weird stuff about me? Go have a peek in my blogs…
Who I'd like to meet: Anyone looking to have strange adventures that we will remember fondly for the rest of our lives.
DRAWING CONTEST WINNER!!
This drawing of me being born was sent in by Randa B. of Austin, TX.
5 stars for creativity and attention to detail. (Note the creepy monster hand, Frankenstein and bottle of Curel lotion in the backround!) My moms crotch never looked better!
Thanks and keep up the great work!
Need advice?
Having relationship troubles?
Don’t know where your life is headed?
Looking for caring answers to essential questions?
Well look no further-
Just message L3n your question and let him put his years of acquired knowledge to work for you!
NO- he is NOT a licensed professional! NO- he doesn’t have ANY experience or training in counseling OR psychology! YES- there is a good possibility that he will write you back at 2 am in a booze fueled stupor and that his reply will consist of nothing more than mad, drunken ramblings!
But even that will give you more to contemplate than an hour’s worth of Dr. Phil so what are you waiting for??
i would love to travel to the roadhouse and pass out church pamphlets with you. they need to be saved. i think that we should bring jessica thunderbird. our dear friend. i really did like her. huh.
LOUISIANA HERE I COME!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL hope you all are or had fun while nessa was/is there! how is your music coming? i stopped my recording sessions since im moving but eric is getting an apple computer and he will record mah music for me!!! yesSSSssss! its good to love a nerd! hahaha miss ya buddy hope all is well..
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