hi, i'm mandee,
i'm a walking encyclopedia full of useless information.
i've kept away from half the things
teenagers do that tend to fuck up their lives,
and yet i can probably guarantee my life
is still more complicated than theirs, and yours
i like guys wayyy more than i like girls,
mainly because girls are bitches, and are all about the drama,
but if you're a downasschick, and not a backstabbing whore,
i'll probably like you :)
i hate people who are close minded,
and yet it's kind of close minded of me to hate close minded people,
i feel the same way about hypocrites, but if i'm being honest,
i think we all take part in a little hypocrisy now and again
honesty is amazing to me, there's nothing i appreciate more,
but i won't give it to you if you're unworthy,
there's a lot of things i'll withhold if i find you to be undeserving in any way,
i have to respect you in order to allow you in
respect is pretty sweet too,
i try my damnedest to not judge the way other people choose to live their lives,
but i will form opinions about you, i'll just most likely keep them to myself,
although if i do happen to not like you, trust me, you'll know
there's a bunch of quirky things i could list about myself
to try and make you interested in knowing me,
but i think that's a little stupid,
so instead i just have these plain truths,
if i seem to be the kind of person you would want to meet,
chances are i'd like to meet you too,
I pretty much aspire to meet him and become his muse,
sit around and watch history channel documentaries with him,
and eat overly spicy ramen while discussing the state of the world,
then get wasted one night and accidentally mother his bastard child :)