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((This is the profile for professional wrestler, Hydra, of CHIKARA fame. Hydra does not have a very good grasp of the English language, often resorting to grunts and roars. Therefore, this MySpace will be maintained by a friend of Hydra's. To my knowledge, only myself and the one known as UltraMantis can communicate with this monster. Your potential comments and messages will be translated by me.))
Look guys, I'm tired of responding to e-mails asking me about my workout routine, so here's my advice- just give up now. All the crunches and push ups and pull ups and leg raises in the world won't make you as big or as ripped as me. I'm flattered that your girlfriend looks at your flabby body and asks why you can't be more like the Hydra. He's a real man, she says. Well, I won't argue any of that. Real men like me have hair on their chest and perfectly sculpted abs.
Well we knew you could wrestle. And we knew you could dance. But after seeing you sing at Hellertown this past weekend... it's clear you are a true Renaissance man-monster.
