Hydra
"They tried to make me go to rehab... I said no, no, no."

Male
20 years old
The Belly of the Beast,
Iraq



Last Login: 9/5/2008
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 MySpace URL: 
  http://www.myspace.com/deejayhydra  

    Hydra's Interests
GeneralDeep Sea Aerobics, 1950s horror movies, seizures, convulsions, killing old folks, waking up babies, lifting, protein powder, and being on the gas...
MusicGreat White and the Bay City Rollers.
MoviesPlan 9 from Outer Space, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, The Creature from the Black Lagoon, Beaches
TelevisionDiscovery Channel. Golden Girls. Charles in Charge.
BooksTriple H Making the Game: Triple H's Approach to a Better Body (WWE) by Triple H, James Rosenthal, and Robert Caprio (Paperback - Nov 29, 2005)
HeroesThe Creature from the Black Lagoon. Barry Bonds.
Groups: CHIKARA ProSTFChikaraFansIndys R USMaven Bentley AssociationWrestling For JesusThe NWA UndergroundThe Camel Clutch

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     Hydra's Details
Status:Divorced
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Not Sure
Hometown:Somewhere Beyond the Sea
Body type:6' 4" / Body builder
Ethnicity:Pacific Islander
Religion:Other
Zodiac Sign:Gemini
Children:I don't want kids
Occupation:Monster



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About me:
The first step towards healing is admitting you have a problem. The first step towards getting in shape is buying my shirt. It's a no-brainer.

Only $15 plus $5 for shipping!

(S, 2X, AND 3X... SOLD OUT!!!)

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Are you fed up with looking like a woman, even if you are one? Then buy a shirt internationally (an additional $5 is added)!

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Chikara Professional Wrestling

((This is the profile for professional wrestler, Hydra, of CHIKARA fame. Hydra does not have a very good grasp of the English language, often resorting to grunts and roars. Therefore, this MySpace will be maintained by a friend of Hydra's. To my knowledge, only myself and the one known as UltraMantis can communicate with this monster. Your potential comments and messages will be translated by me.))

Look guys, I'm tired of responding to e-mails asking me about my workout routine, so here's my advice- just give up now. All the crunches and push ups and pull ups and leg raises in the world won't make you as big or as ripped as me. I'm flattered that your girlfriend looks at your flabby body and asks why you can't be more like the Hydra. He's a real man, she says. Well, I won't argue any of that. Real men like me have hair on their chest and perfectly sculpted abs.

russel

Who I'd like to meet:
The Little Mermaid. Mmmm.

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Hydra has 768 friends.
 Olivia 


 Tim Donst 


 Mike 


 CHIKARA 


 DJ HYDE'S OFFICIAL FAN PAGE 


 Jimmy Jam Olsen 


 Cropper 


 Erik (aka Sonic!!!11one) 


 Dr. Keith 


 The Osirian Portal 


 Bubba Q. Chip 


 HYDRA OF BROKEN COMPLEX 





Hydra's Friends Comments
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Josh





Aug 11 2008 3:59 PM

Thanks for the add.
Matt





Aug 9 2008 2:37 AM

Good luck this weekend, Hydra! Sea Donsters = Campeones de Parejas!
Sean





Aug 4 2008 2:12 AM



Send these to Dancing With The Stars as an audition.
That's Mr. Timo to you!





Jul 23 2008 3:50 AM

You're my hero. Lifting paper really gets you jacked, its helping me :)

-Timo
Daniel


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Jul 21 2008 1:35 PM

Hey Hydra,
I hope you..re doing fine again.
And I also hope that you and UMB will be friends in time again.
:(
Ryan





Jul 17 2008 6:46 AM

Tell me a lie and say that you won't go....

Look in my eyes and hold me even though.....

I realize you had to walk away
No more yesterday
Yolanda





Jul 17 2008 1:18 AM

Hey Hydra, I'm a lil sad that ur gone from the neo solar temple, and i do understand why u left :(.
But i do hope that you get the tag team titles :)
Anthony P.





Jul 15 2008 2:24 PM

Electric Factory





Jul 10 2008 2:05 PM

have a good tyme @ John Mayer and good luck on Sunday
Warren Moon





Jun 9 2008 11:35 AM

Far Out. Thanks For The Add.

Peace Out

Warren Moon
Frank





Jun 7 2008 3:05 AM

Happy Birthday, go on out and have a great time.
How's things going?
Bill





Jun 6 2008 9:30 PM

Happy Birthday Hydra!!!
Mikespace





Jun 6 2008 8:36 PM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYDRA!
INTER SPECIES WRESTLING~!





Jun 6 2008 8:35 PM

Happy birthday, beautiful.

-ISW
Miz Clementine





Jun 6 2008 7:44 PM

Happy self-replicating day, Hydra!
Jeff





Jun 6 2008 7:07 PM

Happy Birthday!
Chris





Jun 6 2008 5:39 PM

happy birthday
<3 Desiree <3





Jun 6 2008 2:55 PM

Happy Birthday!
IPW Fan(Page) ™


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Jun 6 2008 12:39 PM

Happy Birthday...hope it's a good one!!!
bill





Jun 6 2008 10:38 AM

happy birthday!
FraZe





Jun 6 2008 9:42 AM

Happy Birthday !!
Guillermo





Jun 6 2008 9:41 AM

Happy Birthday from Spain!

Bye!
Danny Rage





Jun 6 2008 7:48 AM

happy bday.
Gavin





Jun 6 2008 7:33 AM

Happy birthday!

jazzhands





Jun 5 2008 10:41 PM

Happy escape-day, sea monster! May you live for a thousand years!
Anthony P.





Jun 5 2008 7:37 PM

Happy birthday, Hydra.
Jonah





Jun 3 2008 7:23 PM

Happy Early Birthday, Bro’! Hope that Your Day is GRAND!

Later,

Dr. Keith





Jun 2 2008 4:20 AM



I do not recommend running 10ks with this fine quality American made, American male t-shirt.

Yup, thats my blood
PEACHES [CHIKARA 9/6]


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May 26 2008 8:17 PM

hydra<3
marry me plz
Catch Revolution





May 23 2008 4:58 AM

Chris





Apr 22 2008 3:41 AM

Well we knew you could wrestle. And we knew you could dance. But after seeing you sing at Hellertown this past weekend... it's clear you are a true Renaissance man-monster.

Well done, good sir.
Mike





Apr 21 2008 2:24 AM

Do grenades taste good?
dan





Apr 7 2008 12:14 AM

great reminding you how awesome we all think you are, hydra rulz!
Travis





Apr 4 2008 5:21 PM

Thanks for taking time away from your extreme work-outs to give me an add. Long live The Order.
Wiggy





Mar 22 2008 6:24 PM

Canada needs the MAN MONSTER!
Kylie PIERCE





Mar 19 2008 6:24 AM

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Priceless.
The New Horror™ Sami Callihan