Jamie Johnson

"Nobody told her she'd lost in the first round
The last fight was fixed from the start." Yellowcard

"You know it's dark here You know that I'm scared, too For some reason right now Of everything but you. Right now, you're all that I recognize." Alkaline Trio

"Great love is wild, and passionate, and dangerous. It burns and consumes." --Spike

"I'd wear him like a scrunchy." --random lady on True Blood

"There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." --Nietzsche "I seem to you to seek a new disaster every day
You deem me due to clean my view and be at piece and lay
I mean to prove I mean to move in my own way, and say,
I've been getting along for long before you came into the play..." Fiona

"Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live." Dorothy Parker

"Osuwari!" Kagome

"I'll hold my child's head underwater.
If it's a boy, I was joking
If it's a daughter, I'll say I did what I did
Because I had to...
And if you find my kid later
Tell her I laughed, too." glassJAw

"Get the jelly, twat!" Dane Cook

"I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you." --Nietzsche "You see me as a place to make a bruise
But in my reality, I'm a slave to the muse." OTEP

"If you choose to pull the trigger
Should your drama prove sincere
Do it somewhere far away from here." A Perfect Circle

"I loveded you, piggy! I loveded youuuu!" GIR

"I've been looking for a savior in these dirty streets
Looking for a savior underneath these dirty sheets
I've been raising up my hands
Drive another nail in
Just what God needs
One more victim." Tori

"You'll never make me leave
I wear this on my sleeve
You wanna follow something?
Give me a better cause to lead." My Chemical Romance

"And Shepards we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee.
Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command.
We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be.
In nomine Patris, et Filius, Spiritus sanctus." -- The Boondock Saints

"To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." --Nietzsche "Wow..." --guy at work, lol

"There's little in taking or giving,
There's little in water or wine;
This living, this living, this living
Was never a project of mine.
Oh, hard is the struggle, and sparse is
The gain of the one at the top,
For art is a form of catharsis,
And love is a permanent flop,
And work is the province of cattle,
And rest's for a clam in a shell,
So I'm thinking of throwing the battle-
Would you kindly direct me to hell?" Dorothy Parker