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Jeff's Interests
General
televangelists that can morph into jets, black cherry soda, loud-ass kick drums, dirty-ass rap lyrics, being tall, nodding knowingly while you talk about things I don't know anything about, eating breakfast for dinner
Music
I still like vocoders. I like really high-pitched, grindy synths and really low-pitched growly synths. I like Eddie Van Halen's guitar in the Panama video. I like Plastic Little. I like MSTRKRFT. I like Justice. I like LCD Soundsystem.
Movies
Convoy, Smokey and the Bandit, City Dragon
Television
Cheap Seats, Law & Order, Law & Order: SVU, Conan O'Brien, Tim & Eric Awesome Show Great Job!, Red Eye
Books
books showcasing wild graphical design or old hip-hop photography.
Heroes
Tom O'Dell, Todd Boone, Les Onaka, Logan Whitehurst
Casa Grande High
Petaluma, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Leaving Early/Not Bothering To Show In The First Place/Graduating Anyway By Exploiting The System
Me and some people I'm cool with are currently building a new site about games at giantbomb.com. I think you should check out the site for more information because going into detail here would be a waste of everyone's time.
We make music out of the home and you should hear it. Go here to get your hands on it. As I've suddenly found myself with more free time, I may get around to writing some new stuff soon!
I keep a blog over at jeffgerstmann.net that you might want to read, if you're interested in, like, reading things I might say about things.
Oh, me? I don't know, dude. Your guess is as good as mine. I wanna be an astronaut or a professional wrestler that dresses up like an astronaut when I grow up. I have a pretty high tolerance for alcohol. I have never broken a bone. I have had guns pointed at me before, but I haven't been shot (yet).
Who I'd like to meet: if you're into points, infomercials, tall cans, dancepop (import and domestic), pretending that you've been in prison, hating things from a safe distance, and not getting enough sleep, we should definitely hang out.
You promise you will do that to my face and neck because last time you made a promise like that I just sat there while you "prepared" and then you just ended up pouring warm sparks all over me and got upset when I called you on it NOT being urine. So yeah, don't disappoint me this time man, ok, I mean come on...
Hey Jeff, huge fan of yours and your new site Giant Bomb. I see you are really getting it going now. Are you pretty much taking everyone from gamespot and making Giant Bomb the new gamespot or something? Anyway, I love what your doing with the site so far, keep up the good work. a few more gamespot people and you will be complete!
Have you ever thought about the fact that your "Cartoon You" will probably be running as long as there will be the internet. And if humankind can't manage to travel into space and find new planets to live on the end of the world will be in ~ 4.5 billion years since the sun will be collapsed by then. This means your "Cartoon You" will run 394,200,000,000,000 miles at an estimated speed of 10 mph (intercalary days not included - it might wanna take a day off every few years :P ) if the internet will still be existend by then - pretty good workout. Hmm but what if your "Cartoon You" doesn't run mph but kb/s? Best regards Stefan :)
