Eva Brontosaurus
Female / Musical Comedy / Parody
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busting nuts while we're busting rhymes
Female
21 years old
Washington, DC,
United States
Last Login: 7/3/2009
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Eva Brontosaurus's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Long, long ago (okay about 20 years ago), in a galaxy far, far away (okay, Shenandoah, VA) there was an '80s cover band named Eva Brontosaurus and they were totally braindead-retarded. They played the giftshop/lounge of Dinosaurland, a roadside attraction with no rides and no animatronics, just large plaster statues of dinosaurs that were largely inaccurate. One fateful evening between sets they decided to sneak a couple of Coors Lights from the meat locker in the back and they got locked in ... until now! | | Influences | Angel Dust, Dirty Boys, PBR (that's short for Pat Benatar) | | Members | Lucrezia Blozia
Anita Dick
Queefer Sutherland
and in emeritus:
Rolinda Hay
Sofonda Cox
Suri Gett
Honi Harlow
Bella De Balls
Daisy Bach’s-Lunche |
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Eva Brontosaurus's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo |
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About me:
We're a musical comedy trio that's one part drag queen and two parts real women who like to do drag. We sing dirty songs that make you laugh and we dance real stupid.
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Who I'd like to meet:
Weird Al's agent, Judy Tenuta's agent, Hugh Jackman
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