Long, long ago (okay about 20 years ago), in a galaxy far, far away (okay, Shenandoah, VA) there was an '80s cover band named Eva Brontosaurus and they were totally braindead-retarded. They played the giftshop/lounge of Dinosaurland, a roadside attraction with no rides and no animatronics, just large plaster statues of dinosaurs that were largely inaccurate. One fateful evening between sets they decided to sneak a couple of Coors Lights from the meat locker in the back and they got locked in ... until now!
影響
Angel Dust, Dirty Boys, PBR (that's short for Pat Benatar)
會員
Lucrezia Blozia
Shortstaxx
Blanca Chingamiga
and in emeritus:
Anita Dick Queefer Sutherland Rolinda Hay Sofonda Cox Suri Gett Honi Harlow Bella De Balls Daisy Bach’s-Lunche
關於我： We're a musical comedy trio that's one part drag queen and two parts real women who like to do drag. We sing dirty songs that make you laugh and we dance real stupid.
Come on kids Just two clicks once a day and you could get me an audition for "The Big Gay Sketch Show" It's easier then taking your birth control and a lot more fun. If you could just cut and paste the link or try Clicking
BIG MIKE has sent you an invitation to 'COMEDIANS THAT CARE PRESENTS THE OBAMA '08 COMEDY NIGHT,CONCERT and VOTER DRIVE III' -- click here to view the invitation and submit your response:
Hi. I really hope that you can attend this great event. If by chance you can not please help me spread the word and get some people registered to vote, especially young people. This event is on a Friday evening and is 18 & over. Great entertainment and a good cause. What could be better! thanks so much. BIGMIKE
Don't Miss! Club Ding-A-Ling!!! Free Tonight! Tues! June 19th!
Last week we took you to outer space! This week we will take you on a voyage to heaven! See the light!!!
Celestial Deacon of the Masculine Beacon!! TESTICULAR MAN’S LAUGHTER Follow the holy bouncing ball’s and sing along with TML’s jolly, rollicking saintsational ditties.
The night doesn’t end there -- Mystic throat vibrations will evoke the royal opalescence of eternity right in our bar! Channeled through- OPERATIC CLAIRE who is known to shatter glass into perfect octagon slivers. Hold onto your beer bottles!
Holy Jesterettes- EVA BRONTOSAURUS -- Giant Diaphanous Dead Reptiles!! Dinosaur women ghosts who tell jokes!
And of course, the backbone of Ding-A-Ling! Your Holy hosts!-
Sister “LEGS” Le BROCK (one of our Bar-istas! And a black belt in the forbidden and deadly “Earwig” style of Kung-Fu, so don’t try anything) spins everything you need to invent a new dance step or just bob your head and drink to. F-U-N; remember that? Yeah. & (that means “and”) …the man currently sporting the most boring name in Hollywood, while still spinning the most exciting teenage Bubblegum and Space Rawk in this dimension as he has done since 1973, our own MC DON BOLLES will be cranking out the heavenly jams whenever Legs gets too weary to carry on, and denouncing all the acts, as well! (we’re a little understaffed, so we all have to wear a few hats -- it’s cool; keeps the admission affordable and our heads warm.)
Nora Keyes - We advise you to never say her name. It is dangerous to mortals.
CLUB DING-A-LING 1941 Hyperion Ave Silverlake, Earth FREE!
Matt and I miss you guys. We have been insane trying to finish this record, but we finally have new songs on our page. We look forward to the BARK Victory in August. Drop us a line anytime... we can't wait to see yoU!
Take a Pornasaurus ride, girls!!! Love that you all are saving Akbar... got really sick in their bathroom last I was there! Long story, not for here! Have a FAB show!! love, bella
