Eva Brontosaurus
Female / Musical Comedy / Parody
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"busting nuts while we're busting rhymes"
Female
23 years old
Long Beach, California
United States
Last Login: 11/17/2008
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Eva Brontosaurus's Comedian Bio
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| Bio | Long, long ago (okay about 20 years ago), in a galaxy far, far away (okay, Shenandoah, VA) there was an '80s cover band named Eva Brontosaurus and they were totally braindead-retarded. They played the giftshop/lounge of Dinosaurland, a roadside attraction with no rides and no animatronics, just large plaster statues of dinosaurs that were largely inaccurate. One fateful evening between sets they decided to sneak a couple of Coors Lights from the meat locker in the back and they got locked in ... until now! | | Influences | Angel Dust, Dirty Boys, PBR (that's short for Pat Benatar) | | Members | Lucrezia Blozia
Anita Dick
Vulva Va Voom
and in emeritus:
Rolinda Hay
Sofonda Cox
Suri Gett
Honi Harlow
Bella De Balls
Daisy Bach’s-Lunche |
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Eva Brontosaurus's Details
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| Status: | Swinger | | Orientation: | Not Sure | | Zodiac Sign: | Virgo |
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About me:
We're a musical comedy trio (currently duo - seeking third) that's one part drag queen and two parts real women who like to do drag. We sing dirty songs that make you laugh and we dance real stupid.
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Who I'd like to meet:
We're currently looking for a third - if you happen to be a gal who likes to do the dirty, dirty musical comedy (think FORBIDDEN BROADWAY meets the pottymouth 80s) then drop us a line.
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