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Deirdre
Comedy / Pop / Disco House

		The Diva With A Dong! Alexandria & Glasgow, Scotland United Kingdom Profile Views: 10464 Last Login: 11/6/2009
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Deirdre: General Info

Member Since	5/8/2005
Band Website	http://deirdrehalliwell.bebo.com
Band Members	Deirdre Halliwell Age : Possibly 74 Place Of Birth : Beaverfleurgen, Scandanavia Current Location : Alexandria! (STILL available for bookings in Glasgow!) After a lengthy retirement, i am back, slack and gagging! The reason for my absence was that i inserted a carmen roller into my Vulva after mistaking it for my Tampax! It was electric! I am a Cult...well, i am sure that's what those young neds shouted at me last Thursday... My EX Husband was a lying, cheating, wanker who loved to play mind games...sadly for him, i am a psycho. I'm like Baby Jane on Acid, so don't mess with me boys or i'll gut you like a fish with my razor sharp tongue! I AM AVAILABLE FOR GIGS ANYTIME! MESSAGE ME FOR BOOKINGS OR A WEE CHAT! I ALSO LOVE TO HAVE LASHINGS OF ALCOHOL AND A GOOD KNEES UP!
Influences	Mary Kiani Bea Arthur The Krankies Wynnie La Freak Lady Munter Bethany Capri Dusty O Pete Burns Boy George Vanessa Van Outen Janet Brownfun Felicity Badshag Osama Bin Liner
Sounds Like	Hazell Dean on Crack Jeanette Krankie Doris Gay Agnetha Falsecock Bette Davis Pete Burns On Prozac
Record Label	Sweaty Chuff Records Ltd
Type of Label	Indie

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About Deirdre

NOW LOCATED IN ALEXANDRIA! AVAILABLE FOR PERFORMANCES IN DUMBARTON AS WELL AS GLASGOW!

FUTURE SONGS IN THE MAKING....
THE DISCO DEIRDRE E.P.
2 POOFS (A MIGHTY REMIX OF A 7 INCH VERSION)
YOU'RE THE BUM THAT I WANT (ONE HELL OF A ROID RAGE REMIX)
VERTIGO/RE-LICK MY BEAVER (LONGER THAN A 12 INCHER MIX)
SEXY CRACK (THONG IN THE GASH RADIO MIX)
STEP BACK IN TIME (COVERED IN JIZZUM MIX)

I am a one woman outrageous piece of transvestitery and co-founding member of The Mary Kiani School Of Rave!

Declared Psychotic in 2000, I am addicted to Venlafaxine & put all my nuttyness into filthy anthems deemed 'more vulgar than Chubby Brown!' by The Sydney Herald...

Most of my 'Hits' are available on the blog here for free! Just go through past blogs for a hit or 100!

I am partial to a chilled glass of Bacardi & Red Bull...If yer buying that is!

Don't come near me with Knob Cheese...That is just too much!

Smack Me On The Twattle With A Wummins Weekly! Or you could add me on msn! Just ask me for the addy thingy!

I am an international Disco Diva with a Dong...I love chavvy, neddy, shell suit clad men so if you are one of these track suit wearing men, let me know! LOL...Hmmm i would love you! Let's make babies!

GLAMOUR... ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 99.7%
TALENT... ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 99.8%
BITCHINESS... ¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 99.9%
FILTH...¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦¦ 100%

Deirdre Halliwell http://deirdrehalliwell.bebo.com/

I am HUUUUUUUUUGE in Japan!

I began singing in a Cabaret Pop style many many moons ago...

Foreign Ways To Say Diva With A Dong & Other Deirdreisms!
1:	Die Diva Mit Einem Dong!
2:	¡El Diva Con Un Dong!
3:	Il Diva Con Un Dong!
4:	Diva met Dong!
5:	Deirdre Halliwell Est Énorme Au Japon !!
6:	Deirdre Halliwell Ist In Japan Sehr groß!
7:	IL N'Y A AUCUNE UNE TELLE CHOSE COMME Un HOMME D'ACTION DROIT GAI D'"100%" ! (ELLE N'EST PAS ACTION DROITE POUR AVOIR L'AMUSEMENT DE BOTTY AVEC UN AUTRE HOMME !)
8:	Deirdre Halliwell Est...... Une Chienne Tordue Sale Droite !
9:	Deirdre Halliwell : Centrefold De la Fente-Puta De l'Année, 1976 !
10:	Deirdre Adopte Un Bébé Roumain... Waune, Quelqu'un Doit Nettoyer Le Manoir !
Deirdre Halliwell N'est pas Filiale Avec Aucun Tambourines De Destruction De masse!

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Deirdre has 649 friends.

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Jay

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wynnie

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The Official Collagen girl©

Ellie

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Jeannie Dee

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MASSIVE EGO

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MASSIVE EGO	Nov 6 2009 1:21 PM HOPE YOU CAN MAKE THE SHOW DEIRDRE CLICK LINK BELOW FOR CHEAPER ADVANCE Q-JUMP TICKETS
Lucille Burn	Oct 28 2009 9:02 PM See some of Scotland's best Musical Cabaret & Variety Performers star as your favourite Horror Icons in this amazing Halloween Rock Revue... MONSTER ROCK! This Halloween @ The Glasgow Art Club! Saturday 31 October Doors at 8pm with the show at 9pm Price: £8 (£6 for Art Club Members) Venue: The Glasgow Art Club, 185 Bath St. Book Online: www.rhymeswithpurple.net/artclubcabaret5 Phone to Reserve: 0141 248 5210 ..www.glasgowartclub.co.uk > Follow us on Twitter - twitter.com/rwpproductions Be our Fan on Facebook - facebook.com/rwpproductions www.rhymeswithpurple.net
Jay	Sep 25 2009 4:26 PM Sorry I've not been in touch recently. x
MASSIVE EGO	Sep 25 2009 4:26 PM Hi Deirdre, the new Massive Ego video has just been un-leashed, and we want you to see it first Forthcoming new single from MASSIVE EGO *MASTER & SERVANT/ SEX DRIVE* EP on Dance Street/ZYX Records Germany in October 2009 Feat mixes from LOEP/Matt Pop/Castro Boy/KlubKidz/Andromeda Rising/ Sweet Feet Music/Sappy/GrooveSisters Media Video produced & directed by SUKA OFF http://www.sukaoff.com Track mix produced by Lia Organa & The Electric Prince (LOEP) http://www.myspace.com/loep For more info on MASSIVE EGO http://www.massiveego.co.uk or please join us on FACEBOOK for the latest on this release http://www.facebook.com/massiveego
The Snoopy Lads	Mar 24 2009 3:41 PM Dear Friend, This is No1 in a chain of great news we will have ready for you this year!!! LOVE Hendryk & Basty The Snoopy Lads Berlin
Jay	Mar 15 2009 8:56 PM I've just been reading about your near death experience! Scary. I hope you are all better and recovered now.
Doni	Feb 7 2009 1:08 PM Hey :) Check it out! I wrote a free book on music production! It's for total beginners, but maybe you'll learn something... at least you can send it to your friends who always want to ask you a billion questions about music production! It's totally free too; my goal with this is to accumulate as many BFF's as possible :P To download, go to http://www. donimusic. com/musicproductionschool/ Keep on increasing that peace! DOni
The House of LeMay	Jan 8 2009 3:25 AM Burlington Beauties! This month's New England Film has a great article called "Burlington Beauties" about The House of LeMay and our film Slingbacks and Syrup. Read it by clicking here!
Pop Trash Addicts	Jan 19 2009 11:46 AM Happy birthday, my love! I hope you celebrate your 60th in true diva style. Kisses, Mike XXXXXXXXXXXX
The Snoopy Lads	Oct 2 2008 4:33 PM Dear Deirdre, Thanx for adding us to your universe! May we recommend our yummy and freshly released Debut Album “A Ruby in Blue”... Get it and Enjoy it! Hendryk & Basty The Snoopy Lads Berlin
Mixed Bag	Sep 24 2008 2:15 PM
The House of LeMay	Dec 16 2008 2:48 PM The House of LeMay joined SantaCon NYC 2008 and hit the streets of New York City with thousands of Santas and holiday characters. Visit their website to see 100 wild photos of SantaCon and get yourself in the spirit of the season! Have a very happy holiday!
The Official Collagen girl©	Dec 30 2008 5:13 PM I am just listening to your album, Wondering how your doing sweetie. I love your music still. If i want something happy and that brings back memories i put your tunes on. I think my fave is dae yae think shes sexy. HEHE Love you keep in touch xxxxx
The Beat Poets	Dec 9 2008 6:24 PM Hey Deirdre, just a small message to our to say our new single 'Staring Stars Down' is now on www. itunes. com if you fancy checking it out? Have a great week! Cheers TBP
The House of LeMay	Dec 3 2008 12:35 PM
Jay	Nov 25 2008 11:48 PM I can't stand Bebo - too many Oirish...
Grapes from Thornbushes	Nov 20 2008 7:10 PM Thank you for adding "Grapes from Thornbushes"! There is an excerpt of Chapter 1 in the blog on our page which will hopefully give you an idea about the book. It's not easy to write about the unsigned rock scene, but this book hopefully captures the essence of what goes on - the love, the hatred, the competition, the passion, the disappointments, the dilemmas... Your comments, observations, and feedback would be appreciated. Thank you.
The House of LeMay	Nov 21 2008 2:42 PM The House of LeMay is very excited to announce that its fun new movie is available on DVD. The hit of the Vermont International Film Festival. You don't want to miss it! Order your copy now at www. slingbacksandsyrup. com.
Imagenes - Record Label & Online Music Shop	Nov 14 2008 2:49 PM Los Charly's Orchestra Live! - EP launch party - Sat 22nd Nov. Dear digital friends, we have the pleasure to announce the new release of Los Charly's Orchestra - "DISCO ROYALE" is out now! Is also a pleasure to invite you all to our launch party: 8 piece live band on stage at 10:30pm followed by DJ Jorge Montiel till late. The line up is fat: Paul Batik playing Trumpet, Alejandro from Colombia on percussion, Rotimo Soul singing the soulful lines, Mr Mackenzie on drums among others... It will be good fun! properly Boogie stuff.... Venue: Lockside Lounge, West Yard, Camden Lock Place, London NW18AF ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- Join Los Charly's friends on facebook: http://www. facebook. com/event. php?eid=92395035124
SPECTRUM	Oct 8 2008 7:03 PM Awrite, SPECTRUM @ Maggie Mays this - 10pm - 3am. Featuring Soft Toy Emergency. Mone man, it'll be sum buzz....
Lukenji San	Oct 13 2008 2:11 AM
Jay	Nov 18 2008 10:46 PM Are you still alive dear?
Black Widow	Aug 27 2008 10:22 AM Thank you for accepting our add! Have a fabulous week :-) Justine x www. blackwidowlingerie. co. uk for a full range of naughtiness
The House of LeMay	Aug 26 2008 3:19 PM
Give-a-song.com	Aug 18 2008 9:46 AM Thanks for adding us, and thanks for the link - It's much appreciated!

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