Buster Breadbasket (Fresh Loafer)
Olga Storgalbaum (Swede Sixteen)
Wild Billie Hiccough (Departed Spirit)
Thaddeus I. Trenchmouth (Head Jive Digger)
Axel Stordal (Last of the Jersey Bouncers)
Sarah Cistern (Big Cistern)
Martin B. Balmsite (Clean Necks Cleaner)
J. Fennington Bucktooth (Wizard of the Ivories)
Helen Highwater (Step Daughter)
Plunger J. Underwater (Exalted Rainbow Chaser)
Unwinder Downsome (Chief of Stuff)
O. O. McWindowsash (Caught in the Draft)
Xavier Xavier (Double Header)
Teddy Toggleswitch (Cardboard Boxer)
Doris Downdraft (Winner of the Dunce Contest)
Isabel Grimypuss (Old Dutch Cleaner)
Barion Murns (Aunty Social)
Herman Bilgepump (Mud Sucker)
Sadie Shakemoff (The Latest Fly Swatter)
Beatrice Bottlemouth (Balloon Blower)
Nora Nightrader (Mouth Washer)
Alice Auftenoutlate (Automatic Starter)
Wendi Smokehouse (Baked Ham)
Universal Grapplegear (Burma Rodent)
T. Throckmorton Soccerbottom (Brow Knitter)
Welcome to the exposition of a fugitive project which has occupied our thoughts in recent months. Imagination ran high during the creation of this program and we hope the music will inspire you listeners to even greater heights. We're on a short ride and the least we can be are pleasant travelers. Maybe St. Christopher said that, sometime around WWII.
Although we couldn't be around to welcome you personally, we do expect the entertainment furnished will provide for your enjoyment. The purpose here is furthering and cementing the friendship shared amongst members of our club.
As you enjoy this myspace profile, remember that the advertisers made it financially possible. When you patronize them, please mention their ad with "Delivery is Possible". Thank you for coming.
Peculiar Pretzel Madness descends upon San Francisco Tuesday night! Hemlock Tavern! With old and true comrades in arms Deathat and Corpus Collasum! $7!
