Del

About me:

I'm a 30 yeer oold vhu's stoock in zee IE. In zee lest yeer I'fe-a fuoond myselff in zee vuudvurkeeng trede-a. Ooh sheet, I'fe-a groon up und becume-a a cebeenet meker. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! Ectooelly I'm ookey veet thet, I lufe-a vurkeeng veet vuud und creeteeng neece-a theengs. Um gesh dee bork, bork! It's reelly neece-a hefeeng a coostumer leeterelly voo-ing oofer zeeur noo coostum cherry vuud keetchee. I elsu em a recufereeng geek. I used tu spend inturely tuu mooch teeme-a deecking veet cumpooters, vreeting cude-a (mustly veb-besed) und feeddling veet herdvere-a. I'm noo doon tu three-a cumpooters; a leptup, a serfer (feele-a und mp3 sturege-a), und a (yet unffeenished) medeea PC. Zee leptup gets zee must use-a, und typeeng thees is zee mejureety ooff it in zee lest yeer. Hurty flurty schnipp schnipp! I du hefe-a a tettuu oon my fureerm vheech is my sun's burthdete-a in beenery cude-a. Gooess I'll be-a brunded a geek fur leeffe-a.

I'm nut reelly seteesffied veet zee booeelt in myspece-a veblug theeng. Es yuoo'll nuteece-a I'fe-a nut pusted a demned theeng tu it up zeere-a. Su, fur Del's veblug, pleese-a feesit Del's Veblug. Thunks tu a ifee mure-a creemy php tuppeeng I cun ifee pust frum zee ool' cell phune-a. Groofy. Bork bork bork! Egeeen, thet's Del's Veblug. Emeze-a yuoor freeends. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Estuneesh yuoor inemeees. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Ookey, su it's nut qooeete-a thet sleeck.