Well I am sorry to inconvenience you, but that's how it is. And I love her more, and I resent the fact that you doubt this. You're just going to have to accept the fact that no matter how many times you buy her, she'll still be mine.
She was my Ashley first. You will rue the day you jacked my human slaves, Mister. You'll wish I had fed your soul to the homeless and sold your spleen on Ebay, my revenge will be so devastating. There may even be gummy bears involved...
A week from today, the auditions are part of the movie. If you want to help out just show up at 6ish at south with a fake audition. It's should be somthing that you're NOT good at.