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Delusions of Spandex
Sketch Comedy / As Seen on TV

		Sketch comedy for the people, by the people and in front of people!! Female 28 years old LONG ISLAND CITY, NEW YORK United States Last Login: 2/21/2009

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www.myspace.com/delusionsofspandex

Delusions of Spandex's Comedian Bio

Delusions of Spandex's Interests

General	sketch comedy, synthetic fibers, characters, lycra, lip synching, long-chain polymers, comedy duos, lycra, badgers, elasticity, dancing, stretch garments
Music	we love all bands, particularly elastic waste bands!
Movies	aerobic workout videos and flashdance.
Television

Delusions of Spandex's Details

Status:	Swinger
Orientation:	Not Sure
Body type:	8' 11" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:	Virgo

Upcoming Gigs

Dec 13 2009

7:00P

Delusions of Spandex at the Parkside Lounge

New York NY

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THIS WEEKEND! Delusions of Spandex turns 2 years old!

Featuring:

Abbi Crutchfield

Luke Thayer

Hotties Gallore

Jake Goldman

Isaac Landfert

Rachael Mason

Aaron Glaser

If you are interested in performing at our monthly sketch show - email us at delusionsofspandex@yahoo.com

Who I'd like to meet:
You and all your favorite leotards!!

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Delusions of Spandex has 178 friends.

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Andy Kleiman	Feb 29 2008 5:30 AM The long awaited 2nd episode of "Just One of the Gods" is here! Jesus gets cut off and is forced to look for a job with hilarious consequences!!
Elliot Schneider	Feb 25 2008 7:02 PM In the review of me by Cary Tennis of Salon. com, there is mention of spandex and genius...It's on my website... Click on my face and I’ll sing for you. (I’m curious what you’ll think of my music.) --Elliot PS Ignore that crass piece of advertising. I would. On second thought, click anyway...
Skinny Bitch Jesus Meeting	Feb 25 2008 4:24 AM GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS there is your tongue lashing for the evening.
Ed Murray	Feb 4 2008 11:10 PM Leave the spandex. Bring the leather.
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A.C. STUDIO	Jan 12 2008 5:36 AM
9inchNeal and the Lack-ThereOfs	Dec 26 2007 3:19 AM I think its great that girls are now being funny on purpose. Merry Syphilis!
A Certain Jen Ne Sais Kwok	Oct 29 2007 3:36 AM Hello Delusions of Spandex, I want to make out with you!!!! (just kidding, it's just a metaphor.....)
The Rockin Edge	Oct 18 2007 4:06 PM THANKS FOR THE ADD... YOU ROCK! CUSTOM BELT BY ROCKIN'COUTURE PEACE, LOVE, ROCK N' ROLL AND... GREAT FASHION! KEEP ON ROCKIN'... ROCKIN'COUTURE
Luke Thayer	Jul 11 2007 3:20 PM How come there's no comment from me on here! It's the best little sketch show in Texas--and it's never even been there!
Ed Murray	Jul 9 2007 3:04 AM Hey Spandexers, Great show last wkend ... if you're free this Saturday, PLLLLEASE come by! Best, e
McCarthy	Jun 4 2007 9:26 PM HOLY POOP!!!
Dobbins and Ball	May 29 2007 1:43 PM Thanks for having us on the show! You are delusional. Like us.
SDoun	May 27 2007 9:18 PM hey:) what's up? i'm performing on June 22, Friday in NYC! it's gonna be a "SPECTACULAR EVENT", so i hope you'll join me. the shows are already ALMOST sold out, so tickets are limited. would you like more info? SDoun:)
McCarthy	Apr 2 2007 8:51 PM you girls rule you girls are funny enough to have carlos mencia steal your bits
SDoun	Mar 14 2007 10:30 PM just wanted to stop by and say hi:) how's it going? SDoun
Katina	Mar 14 2007 8:39 PM so excited for the 24th!