Pastrami sounds like devil worship :P
Mark Phillips
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GeneralComedy, chillin, food(gotta have food like taco bell mmm not authentic but still mmmm good), playing my guitar, writing little song about family and friends to make them laugh(bleh bleh),listening to music while partially ignoring everything else lol oxymoron "partially ignoring everything" :D, sciencey and intellectual stuff *guess it makes me a nerd huh? well than GO NERDS! lol learning languages :D(learn some in my free time. Reading a book every now and then. Need to finish reading volume 7 of Stephen Kings: Dark Tower series
MusicAll "Spoken Word" section of music such as Stephen Lynch=#1, Rodney Carrington. Anything with a good tune that I can jam too. Don't like rap that much only yep kickback relax rap like "The Life" by Mystic. I like some classical stuff that I can kick back. I like relaxing music. I like to rock out as long as its not that hard metal scream like you're falling into a wood chipper vocals. I can't take "AJSDFAHSAINSDFNASNFNSGASDSDGG!" some punk, some regular old classic rock tunes good good. no like EMO can't stand it. Once wrote a puff the magic dragon parody for emos XD "Todd the Emo dragon! Moping by the sea! He screamed out "WHY?!" and started to cry, and muttered " Even Jackie has abandoned me!" :P
Moviesum clockwork orange is pretty good,Rocky horror picture show(awesomeness), strangeland, house of a 1000 corpses, queen of the damned(personal note Marguerite Moreau is rawr with vamp teeth),chronicals of riddick, half baked, fear.com, 28 days later, the exorcist (original), scary movie 1-3, enemy at the gates, nightmare before christmas(a must), south park bigger long and uncut, The Simpsons Movie, American pie trilogy, all the good comedy movies that are worth watching.And a bunch of others :P
TelevisionRed Dwarf is the monkey motherfucka! It rockies my sockies...so WATCH IT!! I ORDER YOU NAIVES!!!...That 70's Show definitely XD it cracks me up,all dry humor(thanks a lot Dustina its all her fault!), a.k.a. funny t.v. :D all good comedies. sci-fi stuff oh I guess I'm considered a sci-fi nerd but I like stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Red Dwarf is the best for britcoms! It rockies my sockies...so WATCH IT!! I ORDER YOU NAIVES!!!...The simpsons, That 70's Show definitely XD it cracks me up,all dry humor(thanks a lot Dustina its all her fault!), a.k.a. funny t.v. :D all good comedies. sci-fi stuff oh I guess I'm considered a sci-fi nerd but I like stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, The 4400, as I write this I'm watching Roswell :P, and some other ones but I won't make you go on and on reading.
BooksHitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy..(I want a SEP cloak!!) hehe, The Dead Zone, The Stranger, few hundred year old poetry, stephen king books, Relic, , and various other stuff
HeroesThe all time greatest comedians Stephen lynch and Carlos Mencia BABY!!! Rowan Atkinson (aka mr. beane)is one best physical comedians, he gets me rollin' :P ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥ ¥
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Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Seattle
Body type:5' 6" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Children:Someday
Education:High school
Occupation:lazy right now



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About me:
..This profile was edited with Edit Your MySpace K, I never really did do this proper so here I go (but still rantily typed). I am Mark or Loki to some friends :P I try to make people laugh as much as possible since it's good to laugh and feels better to make other feel good. Which is why it's my self prescribed medicine if I'm feeling down. Make others feel good so you feel good about yourself because you helped someone. Everyone should adopt my method because it's better than pouting in a corner >:P ok moving on. I'm addicted to trying to voice impersonations and accents. mostly cartoon characters and celebrities, I have my days when I'm on the dot right and others where I sound more like a wounded animal than the person I'm trying to do(over exaggerated). But...what the hell :) it's good to get it right and impress others and make them laugh. My mind goes 1000MPH. 1000KPH if you're a foreigner. praise Jebus, Allah, Buddha or whatever's your poison. I can be a smartass from hell, but I'm joker so don't take it serious unless I say "I'm serious". Along with the impressions I do ventriloquism without the puppet. Rarely getting a sock and doing something for the little kids. Mostly something to practice when I'm walking somewhere (the looks on peoples faces...priceless XD) I play guitar and harmonica. I sometimes write poetry, songs(mostly comedy), and movies. I hate spiders! I thought I had a spider on the inside of my jacket arm..ugh *shudders*. I don't drink often only on special special SPECIAL occasions. I smoke cigarettes, I know gross habit. But neh, if the lunatic psychics are right we only have 4+ years until the Earth fries. Than all the cannibals will kabob us all and have a feast... mmmmmm kabobs and BBQ McMark sandwiches... Currently writing a movie called "Life in General", maybe something to make into a movie years later for a film festival or something. I'm gonna post the scenes on my blog as I finish them :D hehehe. (WARNING, includes crude sexual humor, mice, and drug use in funny ways, among other things. No animals were harmed in the making of this script...only thought about hurting them...just a little) Um...well if there's anything else that someone wants to know just message me with "what's up boober?" and ask. same for if you want a messenger addy ....screw it here are my messengers. stalkers beware, I'll make you into stew. I'd give you a taste but your tongues in the stew...IRONY!!!!:P Demon_sorrows@yahoo.com Demon_sorrows@hotmail.com Demonsorrows@aim.com
Who I'd like to meet:
Outgoing, fun, and entertaining people. People who at least try even the tiniest bit to be optimistic about things. I'm not saying I won't talk to people who are feeling down. I'll try to make you feel better if I can or at least take your mind off whatever you're worried about if it helps. I'm practically a freelance counselor anyway lol. People who use past experiences for good rather than use them for excuses to do something bad to other people. And basically just good hearted people with good will towards others. I'm not religious so I will not shun you for sinning...I'll probably laugh at the stories of unexpected things that happened to you while you were sinning. Much more but can't think of any blah
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Jul 7 2009 1:49 AM

*pokes the dweeb* hehe...
**You Spin My Head Right Round**





Jun 28 2009 3:49 AM

LOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!! i miss you and ur humpies;)) MUAHHHHHZZZZZZZZZZz
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Jun 25 2009 4:13 PM

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Hey Pastrami sounds like devil worship :P,
I left you a gift. Click and pick it up.
COME JOIN MY TEAM ON GREENSPOT.

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Jun 24 2009 3:27 AM

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Hey Pastrami sounds like devil worship :P, I am sending you a Adios Motherfucker.


Send me a drink back!

cheers!!!

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Jun 22 2009 2:35 PM

Loki............ I miss you! I haven't been in chat forever. But add my new name, decided.fate I love you and can't wait to talk to you!!!! <3 Nessa
ShOrTy





Jun 21 2009 8:33 PM

Heres a thought for ya..... I miss your goofy self.
Boober





Jun 17 2009 6:46 PM

Cleo her.... Letting Loki know he will always be the one and only master of the boober twins. =] Love you Loki! Message me on my myspace. Lots of love and sexes!
†The Muse ™ [Recording Sessions?]





Jun 7 2009 9:25 AM

What up buddy? Long time. Hope things are good. Check up on my page for updates. Lots of stuff going on these days. Meh. ~nic
~TIFFLER~





Jun 6 2009 6:06 PM

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LOL LOVE YA HUN
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Jun 4 2009 11:20 PM

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Jun 4 2009 6:16 AM

call the line please please. xoxox
♥a beautiful mess♥





Jun 4 2009 5:50 AM

omfg i missssss you where are you. come talk to me.
♥a beautiful mess♥





May 27 2009 11:59 PM

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Shelia... ( and that's all you need to know )





May 23 2009 8:03 AM

im good what are you doing tonight?
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May 22 2009 8:33 PM

Hey Cutie Pie :p
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Mar 18 2009 7:19 PM

yes i do, i'll send it in a message. although i don't use messenger too often since my mac hates it. but i go on sometimes.
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Mar 18 2009 9:28 AM

are you still awake?!
eatshit.





Mar 16 2009 9:44 PM

omg i didnt know your birthday was the day before mine!!
ShOrTy





Mar 6 2009 6:00 PM

hello you.
how is your crazy self
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Feb 28 2009 8:18 PM

HEY DUDE WHATS UP?
kelsey, yeah? ☆





Feb 22 2009 7:47 PM

Aw, that's good to hear(:
Glad to see you're still the same.
I'd hate to see you go & change,
like allot of people I know :/

Oh, I'm actually doing pretty good.
Same here, ssdd ;D All the drama
I used to have finally dissapeared.
(:
kelsey, yeah? ☆





Feb 22 2009 7:38 PM

Hey Mark(:
We haven't talked in ages.
How you've been?
Lisa





Feb 11 2009 7:34 AM

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Hey Pastrami sounds like devil worship :P, I am sending you a Champagne Charlie.



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